smash bros announcer voice: *ALLIE*

formerly: relatablepicturesofnickrobinson changed for obvious reasons

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[laserwalnut]

Strong as fuck ice piggy

[papayajuan2019]

cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

[teobug]

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[macaquinhoverde]

[woman-becomer]

I love this. work smarber not Harbor

[kira-7]

This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)

The woman says "Ridiculous..."

If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link

[3000s]

wait a minute..... these arent my memories

[3000s]

ughh. why does my head hurt

[princecroutons]

I headcanon your googoo as misogynistic

YOU CALL GOOGOO MISOGYNIST⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ 😭😭😭😭

[princecroutons]

HE LITWRALLY LOVES HIS WIFE‼️‼️‼️

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[clawheld]

trying to imagine a map of canada where this could be possible

[heroboof]

it's the best i can do boss

[stuckinapril]

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

[crazysodomite]

their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free

[bathroomcube]

i now pr4onounce you.... mr and mrs freaky deaky doo

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Wide-angle shot of a tiger's face, likely taken with a phone's ultrawide lens to produce a distorted, "silly" effect

[dogpuppy]

[garaks-padded-bra]

Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas

[garaks-padded-bra]

Footage from pea withdrawal related timper tamprum

[garaks-padded-bra]

For a small fee

(a pea for me)

I’ll be the best

that I can be!

I dont think its

hyperbole

a pea for me’s

a pea for thee!

[bowowark]

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

[demonadelem]