smash bros announcer voice: *ALLIE*

formerly: relatablepicturesofnickrobinson changed for obvious reasons

[crazysodomite]

their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free

[bathroomcube]

i now pr4onounce you.... mr and mrs freaky deaky doo

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Wide-angle shot of a tiger's face, likely taken with a phone's ultrawide lens to produce a distorted, "silly" effect

[dogpuppy]

[garaks-padded-bra]

Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas

[garaks-padded-bra]

Footage from pea withdrawal related timper tamprum

[garaks-padded-bra]

For a small fee

(a pea for me)

I’ll be the best

that I can be!

I dont think its

hyperbole

a pea for me’s

a pea for thee!

[bowowark]

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

[demonadelem]

[slimetony]

I think i want this

[mousegirlheart]

sneebles detected. smeeking engaged.

[superchat]

[sadboychild]

Oh so you think you have hoes? That’s interesting... name 5

[2man222]

This man has you covered

[sadboychild]

Who’s this guy? -_-

[2man222]

[great-gatsby]

every reread kills me a little bit more

[great-gatsby]

reread and enjoy <3

[winsaykophum]

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[johnjacobjinglehymerschmidtt]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Everyone's way too soft on dog owners. They should have to pick up the pee too

[calicotisane]

I've had this comment in my brain for years and I have to remind myself it's never been a well known thing and i cant reference it and expect anyone to know what im talking about