cottontailed

indie ouat white rabbit. canon divergent. written by delaney

[impassablerabbit]

“I don’t see what’s so weird about setting five alarms. One breaks, you’ve got four left. Otherwise you’re just sure to wake up a bit faster. It can’t be that bizarre if it works.”

[memeroundups]

Send ‘rough touch’

and the generated outcome will be used for a small drabble scenario or starter { tw violence, possible noncon/dubcon implications, nsfw }

Your muse throws a punch at mine.

My muse throws a punch at yours.

Your muse suddenly grips my muse’s hair.

My muse suddenly grips your muse’s hair.

Your muse roughly grabs my muse’s arm.

My muse roughly grabs your muse’s arm.

Your muse grips my muse’s hips.

My muse grips your muse’s hips.

Your muse wraps their hands tightly around my muse’s neck.

My muse wraps their hands tightly around your muse’s neck.

Your muse slams mine against a wall hard.

My muse slams yours against a wall hard.

Your muse pushes my muse to their knees.

My muses pushes your to their knees.

Your muse bites mine.

My muse bites yours.

Your muse clutches their hand tightly around my muse’s mouth to silence them.

My muse clutches their hand tightly around your muse’s mouth to silence them.

Your muse grabs my muse’s wrists.

My muse grabs their muse’s wrists.

Your muse attempts to shove away mine.

My muse attempts to push off yours.

Your muse roughly kisses mine.

My muse roughly kisses yours.

Your muse pins mine onto the ground.

My muse pins yours to the ground.

Your muse delivers beatings to mine.

My muse delivers beatings to yours.

Your muse breaks my muse’s arm.

My muse breaks your muse’s arm.

Mun chooses.

[impassablerabbit]

STARTER CALL!

[madlittlegrace-deactivated20160]

impassablerabbit bornxfice

      “grown ups e–they eat             veg’li’bulls for fun?”

[impassablerabbit]

“Yeah, well-...I suppose you could say so, yes.”

[haughtyandpompous-blog]

“Oh sweetie, I don’t mean any harm by it. Honestly I don’t see the appeal in being human anyway.Talking animals aren’t that uncommon where I come from, and honestly their company beats a humans any day. However, I apologize if I offended you.”

[impassablerabbit]

“Yes, well, it’s a little jarring on my end of things, so if you wouldn’t mind...”

[impassablerabbit]

“Look, I am starting to come to terms with the fact that I’m not technically human, but if you could not talk to me like I’m a rabbit right now, I’d really appreciate that.”

[donttakeordersarch-deactivated2]

                  ❛ — Did I say y’did? Believe me, if I was                    offended, y’ would of lost an eye by now. ❜

       Though, truthfully, the confusion would make sense. Mallymkun        tends to act on the offensive side at any moment in time, after all.        That, & her general self-centered ways.

                 ❛ I did say y’ reek like a rabbit. Not s’much                   offensive as makin’ me think someone’s                   makin’ carrot soup. ❜

[impassablerabbit]

“...Right. I, uh...just did a little garden work, actually. It is the weekend, after all, haven’t got much to do.”

He still can’t help but assume that he’s inadvertently irked her somehow - her temperment seems too sharp to be entirely unwarranted.

[impassablerabbit]

STARTER CALL!

[impassablerabbit]

I’m out to do some lawn work for a while - check out my open tag?

[memeroundups]

Send ‘rough touch’

and the generated outcome will be used for a small drabble scenario or starter { tw violence, possible noncon/dubcon implications, nsfw }

Your muse throws a punch at mine.

My muse throws a punch at yours.

Your muse suddenly grips my muse’s hair.

My muse suddenly grips your muse’s hair.

Your muse roughly grabs my muse’s arm.

My muse roughly grabs your muse’s arm.

Your muse grips my muse’s hips.

My muse grips your muse’s hips.

Your muse wraps their hands tightly around my muse’s neck.

My muse wraps their hands tightly around your muse’s neck.

Your muse slams mine against a wall hard.

My muse slams yours against a wall hard.

Your muse pushes my muse to their knees.

My muses pushes your to their knees.

Your muse bites mine.

My muse bites yours.

Your muse clutches their hand tightly around my muse’s mouth to silence them.

My muse clutches their hand tightly around your muse’s mouth to silence them.

Your muse grabs my muse’s wrists.

My muse grabs their muse’s wrists.

Your muse attempts to shove away mine.

My muse attempts to push off yours.

Your muse roughly kisses mine.

My muse roughly kisses yours.

Your muse pins mine onto the ground.

My muse pins yours to the ground.

Your muse delivers beatings to mine.

My muse delivers beatings to yours.

Your muse breaks my muse’s arm.

My muse breaks your muse’s arm.

Mun chooses.

[impassablerabbit]

;; headcanon

jasper’s defensive as all hell - if he considers you a close friend, there isn’t a moment where he won’t put in a good word for you or have your back.

[impassablerabbit]

       In friendly chat with bird or beast -

                                                       - and half believe it  t r u e.

                                                 indie canon divergent ouat white rabbit.                                                semi-selective. verses under construction.                                                       est. 06/26/15. written by delaney.

[impassablerabbit]

I’m out to do some lawn work for a while - check out my open tag?

[impassablerabbit]

His nose is nearly touching the surface of his coffee; he’d collapse altogether if his arms weren’t propping him up on the counter, letting him sleep in peace.

[impassablerabbit]

Icebreakers I

"Excuse me, but you’ve got a little something on your face there."

"Well... this is awkward."

"I guess this is the part where we shake hands and say 'nice to meet you', right?"

"I've seen you here before, but I guess I just never had the courage to say hello before."

"I'm so excited to finally meet you in person! I've always dreamed of this."

"Sorry, but, um... am I the only one confused here? Why hasn't anyone else showed up?"

"Watch out!"

"Am I dead? Are you an angel?"

"Okay, okay, listen. I miiiiight have had a little too much, and I miiight need someone to help me get home. You look trustworthy, so let's go."

"I'm sorry--please, can you help me?"

"I look forward to working with you."

"I look forward to serving you."

"Stay still! I'm trying to stop the bleeding!"

"I'm not trying to be nosy or anything, but... I've been seeing you here a lot lately, always by yourself. I just wanted to say, if you have anything on your mind, I'd listen."

"Um, I know you don't know me, but I think what you did back there was very brave."

"Some weather we're having, huh?"

[memeroundups]

Send ‘rough touch’

and the generated outcome will be used for a small drabble scenario or starter { tw violence, possible noncon/dubcon implications, nsfw }

Your muse throws a punch at mine.

My muse throws a punch at yours.

Your muse suddenly grips my muse’s hair.

My muse suddenly grips your muse’s hair.

Your muse roughly grabs my muse’s arm.

My muse roughly grabs your muse’s arm.

Your muse grips my muse’s hips.

My muse grips your muse’s hips.

Your muse wraps their hands tightly around my muse’s neck.

My muse wraps their hands tightly around your muse’s neck.

Your muse slams mine against a wall hard.

My muse slams yours against a wall hard.

Your muse pushes my muse to their knees.

My muses pushes your to their knees.

Your muse bites mine.

My muse bites yours.

Your muse clutches their hand tightly around my muse’s mouth to silence them.

My muse clutches their hand tightly around your muse’s mouth to silence them.

Your muse grabs my muse’s wrists.

My muse grabs their muse’s wrists.

Your muse attempts to shove away mine.

My muse attempts to push off yours.

Your muse roughly kisses mine.

My muse roughly kisses yours.

Your muse pins mine onto the ground.

My muse pins yours to the ground.

Your muse delivers beatings to mine.

My muse delivers beatings to yours.

Your muse breaks my muse’s arm.

My muse breaks your muse’s arm.

Mun chooses.

[impassablerabbit]

I’m out to do some lawn work for a while - check out my open tag?