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Sade Olutola
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pixel skylines
The Bowery Presents
Misplaced Lens Cap
Keni
roma★
#extradirty
Jules of Nature
Origami Around
gracie abrams
RMH
Product Placement
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Claire Keane
macklin celebrini has autism
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Kiana Khansmith
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@nonbinaryskulls
If you’re lurking, here’s everything you need to know
I’m thriving
I’m in love
I’m getting hotter every day
I graduated with a bachelors AND a masters at the top of my class with honors and multiple awards (at 23 no less 💅🏼)
My career is taking off
I have a pet snake so clearly I’m living my best life
They/Them
This is UNTRUE!!!! If you’re new to Catholicism you HAVE to listen to MEEEEEEEEE. Here’s my advice:
Leave
Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?
Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with
can we send him to the glue factory instead
Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis
You know what grinds my gears? Watch faces without numbers on them. Just... a suggestion of time. The hint that time is passing. No! I need to know at a mere glimpse the exact minute and hour. Who has time for what time it might be?
Get out if here with these La Croix ass watches.
$700 and you don't even get numbers?!
Guess is right. Wtf time is it?
This is just a feather.
You want the time? Sorry, best I can do is astronomy.
Man, c'mon.
For when you just don't care about being on time anymore.
At least this one has the date, the most important part
today's bird is this Common Swift! this CRAZY photo was taken by Eden Davies from the uk. (image was pulled from reddit in r/Birdsfacingforward)
Me: oh if only I had a way to plot points in two dimensions
The ever reliable cartesian coordinate plane:
it's 3pm
This is like those loathsome watches...
scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close
You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.
How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.
my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror
...and we're reprogramming it.
I think this might be the most beautiful meme I've ever seen. I just spent five minutes extolling all its virtues to my husband:
It doesn't even mention Julius Caesar or the Ides of March.
It's from a very different segment of the play
It's not even the famous part of that segment that everyone knows by heart
The "I'm just sayin'" attitude of all the Seinfeldians in the screenshot (although if memory serves, what they're actually saying is, "not that there's anything wrong with that")
It just comes at the whole situation in such an oblique fashion
I don't think I've ever seen an Ides of March meme do anything like this before
I love it and I love you for bringing it to me.
