Nobody Better

Indie Twisted Glinda RP Selective & Loosely based off OUAT Written by Chi

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I really hate to do this, but I have felt like such shit lately. I considered giving up writing completely. I was told maybe if I went back to my roots I would feel better, and my writing roots are animals. I am hoping this hiatus won’t be to terrible of a long one, but if I want to keep writing something has got to give. 

I will check back in here and stuff, I have other muses as well, and I am sorry if you got dragged into all this. I just really haven’t felt well, and this is what I think will help. Last time I talked about my feelings I got chewed out by someone and they called me selfish for stuff like this. I just want you all to know I am trying not to be selfish and take out my frustrations on all of you. 

If you want to chat with me feel free to message and ask for my skype. 

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For a moment Cora thought Glinda had been about to insult her, and Cora raised a dubious eyebrow, but then the other woman stopped. Instead Cora found herself listening to a long winded rant, her irritation unraveling and re-knitting itself as shock instead.

Cora took the pendent in her hands, turning it over and over in her fingers. The jewel sparkled in the faint sunlight of the day. Cora could feel the pulse of magic within it, almost like the beat of a heart. That’s what Glinda had compared it to, after all. Did she have any idea who she’d just handed this precious object to? Did she not know the Queen of Hearts? Did she not know Cora’s prodigious skill with this particular subset of dark magic? She’d practically handed Cora a way to destroy her. It would be too easy.

“You want to convince Regina that the woman who tried to erase her very existence is worth forgiving?” Cora asked, staring back up at Glinda. “It sounds to me like you should hate her as well. Perhaps if Zelena were to show genuine remorse for her actions, I might be willing to let her in. You can tell that to her.”

Cora shoved the pendent back into Glinda’s hands. She had no need of this power, and wanted nothing to do with the child she’d abandoned. Cora could barely even look at Zelena, she wanted nothing to do with that conflict and rage her first born stirred in her heart. If she wanted to, Zelena could come herself. But Cora would not listen to a mere messenger.

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No, Glinda didn’t know who this was nor did she care. She didn’t know of the magic this woman had, she just needed her to listen to her. As she turned it over the red head watched intensely, that was basically her heart she held in her hand. One wrong move she would be dead just like that, but she was desperate. For Zelena, Glinda’s thoughts fogged and she acted on love instead of her logic. Which was foolish and she knew it, but she had to try or she wouldn’t be able to sleep at night. She hated herself for it, but she wanted to hate Zelena more, if only she could manage that most of her pain could go away. Her heart would never allow it though, her fate was sealed and it wasn’t like she was about to rip her own heart out, not since it is what her magic was connected to. 

“Yes.”, the former good witch tried her best not to growl it out, “I should, and I would if it was possible. It isn’t. Trust me I've tried.  I tried to hate, every day of my existence since the banishment.” The pendent cracked violently as she spoke and she bit her lip as tears spilled down her cheeks, the pain was to much. It felt as if hot iron rods were being smashed through her heart as she spoke those words. “I can’t, I could never ever hate her.”, the words came fast and with them the pendent sealed the violent crack turning it into a faint scratch. She couldn’t hate, it wasn’t allowed. Her heart said one thing and her head said another, it was sad really how far the great and powerful witch had fallen all because of a bratty woman. It made her stomach sick just thinking about how much she actually cared, she should let Zelena and this whole family rot. 

“Oh no. I beg your pardon, but I will not be talking to her. I like staying human thank you, I will not be made into that woman’s pet.” , Glinda winced at the sudden movement of her pendent but quickly put it back around her neck. “Listen I know Zelena. Better than I should actually, but trust me when I say I got myself tied to her. I messed up, we all mess up. I know the ONLY way she will EVER be satisfied is if she gains a family, that is all she wants. I mean sure keep fighting her, but the more time you waste fighting her the more you put Regina’s life in danger. She cares about YOU, and YOU can get her to stop. I am pretty sure only you can, I came as close as you possibly can, and I failed. She needs a MOTHER. Hey what do I know though? I only spent YEARS with her.” 

She cursed herself for the last part, she should bite her tongue. She was asking for a fight at this rate. “I uhm...I meant. I’m.”, there really was no excuse for what she had just said, “Okay whatever, fine I tried to be nice but listen. Regina and you are the only two people that can stop her so instead of treating her like a horrible person, give her a damn chance and maybe she will stop acting out like a child.” The woman huffed and almost slipped out saying how horrible of a mother she thought she was, but she held it in. “I don’t care if you or Regina are against me, I sure as Oz know Zelena is against me. I don’t know why I even care at all about this family. I wish I had never met that woman, and I really wish I had never loved her.”

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|| I can’t believe Glinda actually gets jealous over Rachel. Glinda has been craving to cause some chaos and I am just like chill babe. Rachel over here is like standing with her hands up and Glinda just has a gun pressed to her head. God. Can you two get along? 

She is so aggressive and evil lately, like easy I know you’re power thirsty but you can’t go pointing guns at people. She wants to fight everyone, could you chill? Rachel actually made her more aggressive I think because now she acts like she has something to prove. How did I get stuck with a cross dressing fawn, a sensitive jay and a trickster dark magic fox? 

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||Just sayin since Chrissy is on hiatus,I would like to point out Glinda here is defiantly the better witch. I mean come on, she is like a little angry red fox. Zelena is just a bitter jealous mama’s girl. 

COUGHS LOUDLY.

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Redheads like to blackmail Neal. It never ends well for them - 4x5 | 5x11

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||I love how I am sitting over here on Glinda and I can still see all the beautiful fuckery in the life is strange rpers. It is seriously great, if you guys like games and you haven’t played life is strange you really should. It is an awesome game and it has an awesome and accepting fandom.  Anyway I am back over here. Hopefully going to do what I owe before I head back over to Rachel. No promises though. 

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#just imagine the wild teenage drama between zelena and Glinda. I'm laughing about how they would both be. I really need to extend Glinda's teenage self.

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Summer-themed starter sentences!

“Woah! When did you get so tan?”

“You could have drowned!”

“It’s so hot… Maybe you should take your clothes off.”

“Buy me an ice cream!”

“There’s a festival tonight, if… you don’t have plans already?”

“My house has air conditioning, you know.”

“I think I’m melting…”

“Take me to the beach!”

“We could just sneak in to the movies…”

“You’re totally sunburned! You look like a lobster!”

“Don’t touch me, I’m already sweaty…”

“But… I can’t swim.”

“You can’t swim?”

“Stop eating your ice cream like that, you’re giving me ideas…”

“Let’s go skinny dipping tonight.”

“Is this… *your* speedo?”

“Do you want to go to the theme park with me?”

“The ferris wheel stopped…”

“Send some of that breeze my way.”

“You can’t just sleep all summer.”

“You’re hogging the fan.”

“Put some clothes on!”

“You’ve never been camping?”

“I’m afraid of rollercoasters…”

“It’s too hot for that…”

“Did you do your summer homework?”

“So once you go home, I guess we won’t see each other anymore…”

“I wish this summer could last forever.”

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Me: Ah god ow my lower back hurts so bad, I think I am dying. Bay: Okay. Me: AH GOD OW hURTS LIKE THE dEVIL Bay: *slight laugh* Me: Could you be a little more fucking concerned about my pain level please? Bay: Mmmm Me: Unbelievable. Oh god I think I am slipping off the bed what a cruel world. Bay: lolyeah? Me: JESUS CAN YOU PLEASE SHOW SOME CONCERN FOR ME!? I AM DANGLING OFF THE BED LIKE MUFASA AND YOU’RE FUCKING LAUGHING. Bay: mmmm okay. oh no. boo hoo.  Me: You are the fucking worst thing. Why the fuck does everyone think you’re such a cupcake.

soME oF yOU pEOPLE sTILL TAKE heR siDE. She is fucking evil. I am the innocent one here. Also yeah I am in a lot of pain guys. No joke. So excuse my slow activity.

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|| So I finally decided Glinda’s animal symbol. Which you all know is hella important to me, so I will explain why. 

NOTE: This means her go to animal is now the FOX. If she shifts into an animal default is a fox. Much like Neal’s is the fawn.

The symbolic meanings associated with the fox are:

Physical or mental responsiveness, increased awareness

Cunning; seeing through deception; call to be discerning

Ability to find your way around, to be swift in tricky sitations

Affinity with nocturnal activities and dream work

cunning, strategy, quick-thinking, adaptability, cleverness, wisdom

Specifically the Red Fox is...

passion

desire

intensity

expression

The fox is often associated with the dark side of magic. In a lot of cultures, seeing a fox as you start a new project or endeavor is a bad omen. In some Native American belief systems, this animal represents the practice of negative sorcery and the dark manipulation of magic powers.

The fox has long been considered as a witty, quick and intelligent. In some European traditional tales, he’s the character who outsmarts humans and other animals alike and gets away even in the trickiest situations.

So all in all she is a trickster. This is very important to how I play Glinda since I see her as being not what everyone thinks. Much like traditional Fox tales, Glinda was able to trick and deceive all of Oz. She out smarted the Wizard, but she miscalculated his abilities and when the going got tough she managed to quickly escape. With Glinda being the kind of person she is a fox is also perfect since for humans a Vixen is a woman with a reputation of being a femme fatale. This is actually because of actual female fox nature. There are a lot more reasons, but I will end it here. 

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⋆ Detailed Headcanon Prompter! ⋆

⋆ : Minor personality flaw or quirk

✢ : Physical advantage

✣ : Physical disability/disadvantage

✦ : Fatal flaw

✧ : Mental or emotional strength

❋ : Belief they have

✩ : Belief they've questioned/struggled with

✪ : Critique they have about others

✫ : Pet peeve

✬ : Something minor they enjoy

✭ : An obscure interest

✮ : A moral standard

✯ : Way they could see themselves dying

✰ : Weird thing they want to try or have tried

★ : A socially unacceptable thought they've had

✱ : Someone or something who or that has played a part in a fantasy or daydream

✲ : Something or someone they down right hate

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*kisses ur hand* will you fucking fight me

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Pissed off

No problem telling you off & gives non stop dirty looks: Scorpio,Taurus,Leo

Will physically fight you: Libra,Aries,Cancer

Keeps their emotions to themselves until they explode: Gemini,Capricorn,Aquarius

Gets so mad that they cry:

Pisces,Virgo,Sagittarius

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            A sigh pushed past her lips as she watched the forest around here, the former good witch was starting to get used to her life here in storybrooke. It was shitty, but at least it wasn’t that frozen wasteland. She pushed her glasses up on her face before rubbing at her arms, the woman’s apparel had changed drastically since moving here. She moved on from dresses, and she was still getting used to everything. The only real thing she knew in this place was Zelena, and that wasn’t saying much. The wicked witch and her had a horribly twisted past that wasn’t exactly pleasant at times.

            When she heard the sound of someone coming, the former ruler of Oz jumped up and raised her hand ready to attack, she was maybe a bit on edge with Zelena walking around. 

                                              It made her super uncomfortable. 

When she saw the blonde she dropped her arm. “You scared me.”, she huffed out already not to fond of being scared. However she understood it was probably an accident and her expression softened, there was no reason to chew out someone she had never met. As long as she wasn’t trying to get her to join that crazy blue fairy, they wouldn’t have a problem. She was already starting to get iffy about fairies, after all she considered fairies and witches very different species. 

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hey glinda, fite me

            “Take a number Zelena. You aren’t the only nemesis in my life these days.”