i know you are but what am i

[impastalypse-blog]

when u crack open a fettuccine alfredo with the boys 😤🤙🙏😚👌

[impastalypse-blog]

Sam says Pasta Rights!

[impastalypse-blog]

Can you think of anything more beautiful than a fresh batch of pasta? I certainly can’t!

[half-ded-half-wit]

uploading the full photoset because tungle can bite me

[impastalypse-blog]

hey @impostalypse

are you hungry for some pasta?

[impastalypse-blog]

Yummy! Nothing like some perfectly seasoned ecto-sauce to go on my plate of pasta!

[lexosaurus]

i fucking hate this website

[therealsirsticker]

Hey, @lexosaurus

I have a mission to create the most cursed images I can and I will meet my goals 

[cawziiku]

is it over yet

[dotsz]

dots blease send hecking help someone hecking stole my identity this is identity theft hhhhhhh

this is what we get for tide, rin

[dotsz]

i had to read the url twice to make sure you werent the imposter btw. theyre pitting us against each other :(

[rinthehecker-deactivated2024101]

😔✊ solidarity

[impastalypse-blog]

they may not be the imposter.

but what if they’re the impastar.

[xxxepicfortnitegamerxxx]

I'm bringing the ban hammer on the impastalypse you are NOT allowed to pull this shit again

[lumayae]

no u

[xxxepicfortnitegamerxxx]

OH GOD DAMN IT

[going-ded]

you brought this upon yourself

[impastalypse-blog]

i love that people are getting confused on how to spell this apocalypse

@impostalypse​ we are doing god’s work out here

[half-dead-half-wit]

What the heck is an impostalypse

[impastalypse-blog]

it’s when you eat a suspicious plate that could be pasta but you never really know.

[xxxepicfortnitegamerxxx]

????? my mother bought 7 dozen corns

[impastalypse-blog]

maybe next time ask nicely and she’ll buy 8 dozen

[impastalypse-blog]

Yummy! Nothing like some perfectly seasoned ecto-sauce to go on my plate of pasta!

[impastalypse-blog]

why. just why.

what can i say?

im just really a hoe for some good pasta.

[half-dead-half-wit]

What's this new chaos I'm hearing about

[dotsz]

welcome to the impostalypse

[impastalypse-blog]

here’s your complimentary ecto-pasta

[impastalypse-blog]

t̷̨̧̟̮͓̻̰̻͖̤̽̑̇̅̅̑́̃̍ȟ̵̛̖̯̠̬̪͚̪͕̫̈́͐͒̀̎e̴̲̋̽͊̌̊́̏ ̶͕̺̮͍͈̾͑̅̂͑̈́̾͠c̸̩̥̳̖̫̗̖͉͊̈́̿̃̔̓̿̇͗͠o̶͉͍̫̮̪̹͔̊̎͝ỏ̵̲̜͐́͊̃̅͆̇͂ņ̸͙͆͝s̵̢̰̩͒͌͂̈ ̷̦̤̤̟̋̏̈́̂̅͗̈͐͜ą̶̨̧̧̛͔͈͇̮͗̍̆̔͂̂̈́͑͜͝r̶̳̼̞͓̺̽̽̈́́̒̒́̂͝e̵̳̅̓́̀̋̑͊͑͗ ̴̞̝̐̅̽̔̿̕c̴̛̗̥̦͖̘̝̬̭͍̆͘o̵̡̡͉̖̩̗̞̐̂͜ḿ̷̢̢̧͈̰̳̰̱̎̋i̷̙̬͔̹̹̙̍̀̆̒͂̕ͅn̶̖̹̆̌̈́͋͑̓̿̀̅g̴̼̉̓

good.

[lexxosaurus]

Lexx has joined the party

[lexosaurus]

why are u here the lexxpocalypse ended like 5 months ago who are u what do u want

[lexosaurus]

this is the only valid response everyone else go home