Baba Says I’m Not Allowed To Play Celtic Music

You don’t pay for your urine; why would you make other people?

[welleventuallyhavetoexplode]

Why am I like this you ask?

I was exposed to Murdoch Mysteries at a pivotal stage in my development.

[welleventuallyhavetoexplode]

Imagine you are Jason Siska. After moving to the continental United States you meet one William Beckett. He’s cool. You start a band together. Your little brother Adam begs to play bass. Couldn’t hurt, you think. You introduce them. One William Beckett fucking steals your brother.

[crashinghipsnhearts]

DILF: Joe Trohman

[opossumsareus]

The fact that (the loml) William Beckett of The Academy Is is a phannie will never feel real. He owns a phantasy calander. He engages with posts about them.

[welleventuallyhavetoexplode]

What I can’t help wondering:

Was baby Dan a TAITV fan?

Think about it: he was a mid 2000s youtube sketch loving internet emo and a fan of Fall Out Boy on top of that.

[welleventuallyhavetoexplode]

I relate to the toddlers at my work because I two want to throw myself on the ground and cry about how much I miss my mama

[satanicfranic]

“i was 11” “i don’t know,, she was 25” and then the way he looks out the window afterwards bro oh my god somebody fucking help me

AND THE WAY THEY HAVE RHE AUDACITY TO LAUGH AT HIM

[welleventuallyhavetoexplode]

What I find strange about this scene is that even if it wouldn’t have stood out on television in 2001 the characters in this particular scene are doctors and therefore mandated reporters trained to spot signs of child abuse. They should know it’s wrong for an 11 year old to “lose his virginity” an adult even if the perpetrator is a woman.

I feel like it could have been a good opportunity for the show to raise awareness about the sexual abuse of young boys by women. They could have even tied it into an ER case later in the episode or in a different episode.

[tweekglazerr]

listening to his boyfriends music

[welleventuallyhavetoexplode]

I just started working in childcare and now I’m getting adds for pregnancy tests.

I’m not pregnant I just need to look up lullabies to put the baby room to sleep

[welleventuallyhavetoexplode]

My dash has been beset by titty women

[findmyfears]

happy butcher day to those who celebrate!! ♡

[welleventuallyhavetoexplode]

Has anyone else noticed how much Frank Iero from My Chemical Romance looks like Dr Dave Malucci from ER

[telumendils]

hello, average tumblr user. your challenge is to name a canonically lesbian female character in the tags of this post. if you name a male character for any reason, you will be shot in the head. good luck.

[sunshine-lollipopz-raenbows]

sometimes i genuinely wonder how joe goes throughout his dsy not thinking he's the hottest shit in the pan like.... literally hes so OBJECTIVELY attractive i dont even like. idek. this is the guy with like. probably the same amount of self esteem as patrick if not worse... how.

anyways heres the picture of him that sparked this though

[smileymoth]

i just really like this photo of him because he looks like a haunted labubu or perhaps a cheburashka

[daily-bilvy]

totally new song out!!!!!!!

[welleventuallyhavetoexplode]

Forget What You Know is an excellent album. It’s lyrically compelling and musically exciting in a way that outshines the rest of Midtown’s catalog at least to my tastes. But it’s not the kind of album you can make a second one of.

It’s fixated on disillusionment and emptiness and misery. It’s a record that sincerely asks the question what’s there to do if this is all meaningless?

After you’ve discovered it’s all meaningless you don’t make another record contemplating the void. You change your outlook on meaning or you kill yourself.

[mrotiskyarchive]

i don't want to talk about it. thank you mrs. mrotek

[welleventuallyhavetoexplode]

The caption for the post is kinda adorable too

“when i posted this on my original account, the sisk commented the story behind the photo:

"This was a sleepover at The Butchers house in 2012. I hadn't seen him in a while, so I drove to Milwaukee. We stayed up all night, ate frozen pizza and built a fort. Best buds."”