welcome to my blog

[superstoregif]

[claudia-kishi]

superstore rewatch: season one (magazine profile) ↪ jonah insults

[sakebytheriver]

My favorite Superstore thing is when Jonah says something and someone else would just be like "no" and he'd be like "yeah of course you're right I'll shut up" truly the only white man

[nctafraid]

JONAH SIMMS + MY PINTEREST BOARD

[deancodedinthewater]

I miss shows where the janitor was the best character

[disneylife0463]

[iriso-page]

Y'know, I think Gordy from Ned's Declassified may be the reason I'm into older men now.

[imperial-sigrid]

This the one

[somethingtouchedmyfoot]

Ladies

If any of these were your favorite character growing up…

You probably gay now.

[imperial-sigrid]

it’s loud in here

[lovelyships]

"He slid into my DMs."

"He did what?"

"What did you do?"

[allhailthemightyquattro]

Possibly controversial take: Jurassic Park (1993) fails the Sexy Lamp Test, but not with any of its female characters. No, the Sexy Lamp in Jurassic Park is Dr Ian Malcolm. Watch the movie again and you’ll notice that the biggest contribution he makes to the plot is briefly distracting the T-Rex… which he does by waving a light over his head. Sexy Lamp.

[jurassictv]

“He slid into my DMs.” “He did what?”

bonus

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Ian: i live outside the law. i am badass. i a am a rebel. i am a fighter—

Alan: calm down, princess. it’s just a leather jacket

[colt67chevy]

I apologise in advance for the person I'm going to be when the movie comes out and my crush on all three of them subsequently heightens to alarming levels

[especially-the-lies-deactivated]

when you’re big sad so you compile a bunch of funny ian malcolm clips into one mini movie

[oscar-isaac]

@jeffgoldblum: That was fast! We've already hit 1,000 voting actions. As a reward, please enjoy this reenactment of the "Chaos Theory" scene with my original costars @samneilltheprop and @lauradern! AND! If we get 1,000 more voting actions through @headcountorg (link in bio), I will post another classic Jurassic Park reenactment... #GoodToVote 🙏🏻🦖🇺🇲😎

[archaeologysucks]

Maybe I’m biased, but Flake is a beautiful kitty.

[shadowtherat]

This weeks adorable rat paw paintings by my sweet ratty girls - they all did such a great job!

If you would like to commission your own rat paw painting, you can do so by going to our Etsy "RatPaintings" here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/RatPaintings