𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕧𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕥.

𝐈𝐍𝐃.   𝐏𝐑𝐈.   𝐒𝐄𝐋.   𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐆𝐢𝐨𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢 𝐀𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐏𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐨 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.

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                     ❝  I would like to remind those of you that are perhaps a little more... down on your luck, that Rocket offers free accomodation for all members, and pays exceptionally well compared to most other Kanto employers.  ❞

                     ❝  Our doors are always open for new recruits, and we demand nothing more than your cooperation.  ❞

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Giovanni has moved. Find him over on my multi  /  @ghosteel​

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of course this blog has remembered tags

leon’s ones are too much trouble and break every couple days, but giovanni ???? his tags are working better than ever, fully remembered, probably linking to what they’re supposed to

I hate this site sometimes

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he's an irredeemable villain TO YOU. I understand him though

[screenshotsofdespair]

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Morality Alignment.

You are 72.5% evil, 68.3% chaotic, making you chaotic evil.

People who are Chaotic Evil are motivated by the desire for personal gain and pleasure. In their view, the strong have the right to take what they want, and the weak are there to be exploited. When Chaotic Evil personalities band together, they are not motivated by a desire to cooperate but rather to oppose their mutual enemies. Such a group can, as a rule, only be held together by a strong leader capable of bullying his underlings into obedience. Since leadership is based on raw power, a leader is likely to be replaced at the first sign of weakness, or by anyone who can scheme to take his position away.

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shut the fuck up

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Purity Test.

[lizardsister]

okay, i'll bite. *goes straight for the jugular*

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R E D

“Someone put the rocket boss back outside, you don’t know where that’s been.”

                     ❝  Tsk, tsk, Red. You should know by now that a door won’t be able to stop me. You’d need something a little more imaginative, like... a hole!  ❞

                     ❝  Who knows - perhaps if you were to dig down deep enough, you’d finally be able to see dear Lapras again.  ❞

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( @darkestaken​ )

what was that ?

                     ❝  Hm?  ❞

He turns around with a pleasant smile, praying to any god that hadn’t yet abandoned him that this conversation wasn’t going to be about what he thought it was. Or, at the very least, that she hadn’t caught onto what he was so blatantly trying to do.

Giovanni’s hands reach out for hers, staying alert just in case she plans to strike like a Pyroar that’s just had its tail stepped on.

                     ❝  What was what, sweetness? I wasn’t paying attention.  ❞

(Please let the petname work.)

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                     ❝  I must say, as both a Gym Leader and an avid follower of the Galarian battle scene, I’ve always thought Melony was simply amazing woman. Ice is not an easy type to train, especially given how, ah, standoffish most specialists tend to become.  ❞

                     ❝  She, however, radiates a passion and warmth that even the hottest fire type fails to compare to. It would be an honour to meet her one day.  ❞

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rose and giovanni def know each other. they’re both corrupt as fuck when it comes to business, and there’s no way rose went from a working class mining family to becoming a billionaire through ethical means. 

now I’m not saying that galar’s great esteemed chairman would ever be like “yes 👍 go rocket 👍👍👍” but I am saying that he has collaborated with giovanni to do some, uh, underhanded deals in order to boost his own bank account and increase profits for macro cosmos.

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@shobusiness​ asked: “I knocked up ur daughter and it was hot.”

If he was expecting a shocked reaction, Sho would surely be disappointed with Giovanni’s total lack of response. After all, he led quite the intimate life of his own, so could hardly get away with clutching at his nonexistent pearls the second sex came up in conversation.

And yet, despite that, he feels the casualness of the comment begin to gnaw at him. Not because of its content (although that was far from his desired opener), but because of its... informality. Giovanni was a man who’d gotten used to being treated with respect, especially by Rocket’s younger members, and to be talked to like some common acquaintance irked him far more than he let show. 

It was only the thought of Akela’s disappointed face that kept him somewhat civil. She wanted them to be a normal family so badly, and even after all these years he still didn’t have the heart to deny her.

                     ❝  ...I do hope you’re going to reign in those vulgarities around my grandchild. The last thing I want them hearing is how much you enjoyed their conception.  ❞

                     ❝  But you still haven’t properly introduced yourself. What is it that you do? I assume you are in a stable career, yes?  ❞

( At what point was it acceptable to start demanding proof of income? )

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haha minamimoto.

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one of these days I’ll do a whole hc dump on giovanni’s mother and her unova-based fur business