watch yourself

i could not care less what you call me [wolverine | 61-fix timeline]

[powerfulwizard]

Say this with me. Manifest it. Make it real. “I am not harmed by fire or explosives.” Say that outloud. Remember it. The only thing that’s stopping you is your own head. Never stop grinding.

[followmeatnowkissmeyoufool-deac]

[thebootydiaries]

have a seat we need to talk

[imperish]

disappeared off the site for a while but im here and married

[iwishihadafather]

[rcktpwr]

i think turtles are a big threat to our national security

[swampnert-deactivated20170515]

may i ask why

[rcktpwr]

no

[imperish]

you seemed to like that stupid stapler post

[imperish]

whyd you bring my picture of my dog back

[imperish]

i dont post a lot but i am here

[powerburial]

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

[signedsincerelymegan-blog]

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

[powerburial]

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

[surprisebitch]

6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK

[powerburial]

yeah but this is like for real people

[iamsad420]

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

You’re an adult.

[sagihairius]

CAPTCHA  1: check this box

CAPTCHA 2: select all the rivers

CAPTCHA 3: which of these tiny pictures has an apple in it

CAPTCHA 4: can you find where you went wrong in your life

CAPTCHA 5: select the reasons why my wife left me

[reservoirdogs1992-blog]

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

[fuks]

[dunyun-rings]

Don’t let another person ruin your day

ruin your own damn day

[the-memedaddy]