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Howdy! 🤠

You’re tired of me, I’m tired of me, yadda yadda yadda. Unfortunately for tumblr staff, I offended an eldritch being in the body of a cockroach when I tried to step on it in the bathroom of an Exxon Mobil gas station when I was 16 and it cursed me to never understand any other website. So here I am again.

✰ He/Him

✰ 26

✰ Queer

✰ Isekai enthusiast

I have two rules:

✰ Rule #1: Yes I do have an ao3 where I post badly-written smut no I will not discuss it here. Yes the sideblog I mentioned in my author’s notes got nuked, no I don’t know if I’ll remake it

✰Rule #2: We do not speak of my time as tw*nkothydrake. Those were dark years and they are better left to be buried by the sands of time

Icon: Manaphy (Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky)

Header: Hashimoto (Turns Out My Online Friend Is My Real-Life Boss!)

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AO3 IS BLOCKED AT THE AMERICAN MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY???

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I’m stuck at the world cup finals watch party, I just want to read smth during the ad breaks

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AO3 IS BLOCKED AT THE AMERICAN MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY???

[thundergrace]

If you live in Detroit, it is strongly recommended that you don't breathe.

[missanniewhimsy]

As someone in WI, this whole region is awful so please be careful friends! (7/16/2026)

[nyantara]

Please put on your N95s. The same ones used for covid will filter particulate pollution. I lived in a city with yearly winter pollution levels like this. If you can pay for it, you might as well get an indoor air filter to sleep in.

[garbage-empress]

If you can't afford a proper air purifier or can't find one in stock, these are sometimes cheaper to build:

Corsi–Rosenthal Box - Wikipedia

Make sure you get the best rated furnace filters you can. If getting all those is too expensive, even one of those furnace filters taped tightly to a box fan (to force the air through the filters so it doesn't come in through the cracks) can help pretty substantially in a small room.

[dedousiki]

reread star x fanboy feel like burying myself alive now

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[tshikarud]

Bonus art by Mokumokuren!

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

me when a movie or a show is ending and everyone is happy, nobody dies: yay 🥹😊🥰😊❤️😍🥰

me when I check and realize there’s still roughly 15-20 minutes left: oh no 😟😧😥😨😰😰😔

[ellipsus-writes]

A new option for anyone with a veeeeery long doc or complicated outline (and no desire to look at all of it at once) -

Collapsible headers! 

Turn them on in your Editor settings (Toggle headings), then click / tap the arrow beside any H1–H4 header to tuck that section away, safe and sound.

When you create a new header, just hit Enter, and it’ll become collapsible too.

Collapsible headers work in both the editor and on Reader links, so you can use them while writing, outlining, and editing; or to help your readers stay focused on one section at a time. We particularly love them for temporarily pretending the previous 86,491 words in a doc don’t exist (at least, not until the editing phase). 🙂‍↔️

Free for all, woohoo!

And another smol but mighty update this week: You can now change the email address associated with your account directly from your Settings page.

Just enter the new address via Change email under Account details. Done n' done!

- the Ellipsus Team xo

[aurabirds]

Grafitti Artist Dabi 🩵💜

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[mrotiski]

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

[radiofreederry]

Lol

[cavegirlpoems]

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

[dr-chalk]

Alpha Togekiss sounds like Cthulu’s distant relative and I need everyone to take SAN damage with me. I am on this terrifying sailboat as its unfortunate captain and I refuse to sink without passengers

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Hi, the Manaphy alt is Akari's first alt! Not Dawn

Oh that’s embarrassing for me sjfhjdc good for her!!

[tyaz]

Found this and I swear there's no image better fitted to describe my drinking experience

[harcodia]

I want you to know I found this one.... So to see the another one was hilarious

[darkcomedies]

[dear-julien]