You’re tired of me, I’m tired of me, yadda yadda yadda. Unfortunately for tumblr staff, I offended an eldritch being in the body of a cockroach when I tried to step on it in the bathroom of an Exxon Mobil gas station when I was 16 and it cursed me to never understand any other website. So here I am again.
✰ He/Him
✰ 26
✰ Queer
✰ Isekai enthusiast
I have two rules:
✰ Rule #1: Yes I do have an ao3 where I post badly-written smut no I will not discuss it here. Yes the sideblog I mentioned in my author’s notes got nuked, no I don’t know if I’ll remake it
✰Rule #2: We do not speak of my time as tw*nkothydrake. Those were dark years and they are better left to be buried by the sands of time
Icon: Manaphy (Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky)
Header: Hashimoto (Turns Out My Online Friend Is My Real-Life Boss!)
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
i knew god (fic author) would reward me (post a new chapter) for my faith (staying subscribed to the author for three years even as they wrote for fandoms i didn’t care for)
Youtube recommended a fandom meme video to me today that I made in 2018, except this video had been reposted by a different account with 5 seconds of a reaction clip tacked on at the end. It was the account’s most popular video, and it had twice the amount of likes mine had. There was even a watermark for the video editing software they’d used to add their clip. Anyways, that’s why I think reposters should be flayed alive