The Iron Bull @implementofdestruction - Tumblr Blog

The problem with making a slow comeback to Tumblr after April 1st is that I seem to have missed something Bull would have enjoyed.

#ooc #Dammit.

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In the spirit of Sinday, feel free to send 💞 + any dirty questions you may have for them on anon, and they HAVE to answer honestly!

#meme #:eyes:

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Send my muse love letters on anon. Bonus points if you drop a hint on who sent it.

#meme

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SHIT MY FRIENDS & COWORKERS SAY : VOL III.

a collection of quotes i’ve written down, spoken by my friends, my coworkers, and the occasional customer. because we all have brainworms. warning for suggestive language, swearing and dumbassery.

“ i don’t give a flying FUCK about mothman. ” “ oh, no, I’m falling and I need to break my fall with your lips under mine. ” “ bro, you are so stellar and sexy in this lighting, bro. ” “ come get your damn dog. ” “ oh yeah, they’re a TOTAL hockey bitch. ” “ i was seven Jell-O shots in and ready to fight god. ” “ you wanna fuck a guy who works at a vape store ? ” “ he’s a serial killer, bestie. ” “ abolish small children on wheels. ” “ i think he eats babies. also. middle tooth. ” “ shut the fuck up, I’m listening to bjork. ” “ i’m cool too! my car is just stuck in park. ” “ at least this bitch gets excited when you buy her coffee ! ” “ oh! lots of titties out here. keep it moving. ” “ he’s only seven, of course he doesn’t have a phd !!! ” “ don’t post that, he’s gonna photoshop hentai boobs onto you. ” “ i can’t believe I got cockblocked by a drive by shooting. ” “ sorry to keep you waiting, your highness. ” “ i’m his personal GoPro. ” “ i didn’t know you could do karaoke during office hours ? ” “ can you slow down ? i have to blow my nose. ” “ you’ve ironed your last maiden. ” “ the fuck you know about pine cones ? nothing ! You know SHIT about pinecones. ” “ i just want a button that says ‘coco melon’ on it. ” “ not only is it ridiculous, it is also a disaster. ” “ youre teaching me things im not ready to learn ! ” “ you’re dress like a goth movie made by christians about how oppressed christians are. ” “ i feel like … and i can’t believe i’m saying this … cannibalism is the least of his offenses. ” “ nothing could have prepared me for that information. ” “ can you just like … put your boyfriend in a cage and come to brunch ? ”

#meme #It's pride so let's go.

implementofdestruction

People tugging playfully on Bull’s horns gives me life.

#ooc #STILL giving me life six years later.#Holy SHIT six years...#Also hello.#I'm done with grad school in a month.#FREEDOM IS SO CLOSE.

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Much-needed reminder to please check in on your friends. Let them know you love them, care about them, appreciate them, and are proud of them.

#ooc #Okay to reblog if you want to.#queue

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Today it’s one and only Sten, or should I say The Sten? Or is he Arishok now? In my games he is. But he’s no longer Sten - he’s Arishok - not to confuse with the Arishok from DA2.

Qun needs to start using names, so I won’t be getting headaches each time I try to explain who is in the picture.

#Qunari #Arishok #but is really #Sten #Listen just feast your eyes okay.#queue

1. Alias / name: Conny

2. Birthday: May 1st

3. Zodiac sign: I’m a Taurus. That’s all I know.

4. Height: 5'3

5. Hobbies: reading, D&D, dice collecting, houseplants, dragon collecting

6. Favorite color: blues and greens and purples

7. Favorite book: Nope I’m gonna give you a series: The Nightrunner series by Lynn Flewelling

8. Last song: “Zero” by Imagine Dragons

9. Last film / show: The Magicians. I’m rewatching as I work on papers for school. It’s really fascinating how everyone is telling Quentin from the beginning that magic sucks, yet the sweet summer child just keeps hurting himself with it.

10. Recent reads: Social Work Values & Ethics, fifth edition. Hella boring. For personal reading I’m currently on The Serpent’s Shadow by Mercedes Lackey.

11. Inspiration: my Bull playlist, Qunari history and lore and facts and language, Dragon Age: Inquisition, @dalishflame

12. Story behind url: It’s literally just ripped from in-game dialogue. I was trying to figure out a good name for a Bull blog and it just kept coming back to my brain so I was like “this is us now I suppose.”

13. Fun fact about me: I work three part-time jobs and am going through graduate school full time so I have no time.

Tagged by: stolen from @dalishflame

Tagging: y o u

#ooc #the typist