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SMALLTOWN DEMON SLAYER,

from a shuffled playlist                   inspired by the southern gothic, the preacher’s daughter, and demon slaying. lyrics slightly tweaked for clarification.

i’ll hold my breath for three more years.

god loves you, but not enough to save you.

good luck taking care of yourself.

that's how my daddy raised me.

if they strike once, then you just hit 'em twice as hard.

if i bend under the weight that they gave me, then this heart would break and fall as twice as far.

the more it hurts, the less it shows.

i still feel like they all know. that's why I could never go back home.

god, i've tried.

if it's meant to be then it will be.

i forgive it all as it comes back to me.

i can't let go when something's broken.

it's all I know and it's all I want now.

you lost your chance.

with good luck, i'll find the dark.

it’s my primary instinct to protect the child.

i had a dream that it would end like this.

what's gone is gone and you can't bring it back around.

you can't illuminate what time has anchored down.

your divination should acquaint you with the plan.

all i want is to save you.

the space between us is as boundless as the dark.

you can't intimidate me back into your arms.

no one can hear me.

i can see that you want me going downhill, too.

you ripped me open, then you kissed me.

i adore the bludgeoned affection.

i swear, i’m the shell of a man.

my mom, now she’s a saint.

i killed them both, and they're buried under a sycamore.

you think I'm psycho, don't you?

i'm having crazy dreams again.

i woke up in his room, standing right there by his bed with my hands around his throat, wishing both of us were dead.

we will wade in the shine of the ever.

no one is born to hate, we learn it somewhere along the way.

hardly a maverick, lesser than average.

your vulnerability is stronger than it seems.

you know it's okay to have a bad day.

just get this one thing done.

i went to the bar to get a little closer to myself and learn things i never really wanted to know.

i want to be where all the stupid shit i say sounds so romantic and true.

i'd rot in hell with you.

live with me in this sin forever.

we take things a little far, but you couldn't name a place I wouldn't go with you. 

home is the last place that i'd stand to be with anyone but you.

beware the bottled thoughts of angry young men.

secret compartments hide all of the skeletons.

you know damn well where you'll go.

i want to be someone else or i’ll explode.

you want me? fuckin’ well come and find me.

you soon find you have few choices.

when i was a child, i heard voices ; some would sing, some would scream.

all you have is your fire.

don't you ever tame your demons, but always keep them on a leash.

i knew that something would always rule me.

i’ll make you a believer.

put me to the test.

you know i’m a forgiver.

i still hear you cry.

circumstance will decide.

you’re a ghost on the highway, and i’ll love you forever.

i want to eat out your bitter heart.

you gotta show me where it hurts.

there's a beast and a burden kicking, spitting on your bathroom floor.

good things die all the time.

god bless your heart, vengeance is mine.

kiss me like you mean goodbye.

so if I fight the good fight, will hairlines recede? will lines deepen in face to craft a look of defeat?

my little saturday night became a sunday remorse.

at last, my good friend, we are even.

don't you leave me in the ground alone.

but you and I will never find that peace.

it's too bad that all these things can only happen in my dreams.

if you want to scream, scream with me.

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LYRICS FROM A SHUFFLED PLAYLIST   :   VOL. II.

inbox prompts   /   sentence starters pulled from assorted songs from one of my five million concept playlists. feel free to adjust, edit, tweak lines as neccessary. content warning : language, mild nsfw content. 

“ i’m not sleeping these days. ” “ quench my thirst, flesh, and blood. ” “ i’ve got this craving for you. ” “ it makes me wonder how i stuck around so long. ” “ what was it i said that was so wrong ? ” “ my own friends hate my guts. ” “ when you’re running by yourself, it’s hard to find someone to hold your hand. ” “ you know it’s good to be tough like me. ” “ i know it’s true. i know you’re right. ” “ i’m gonna get you off in the parking lot of a church. ” “ the preacher man knows he’s got confessions to make. ” “ you said everyone’s got a good thing going ‘til you crash your car. ” “ i never want to let you all down. ” “ i’ve been thinking about the mess that we made. ” “ i know you still care even though you’re not there. ” “ i know someway, somehow, we’ll find a new light. ” “ what a lovely thought behind a thoughtful sigh. ” “ so this is it, this is the end. ” “ you are a demon, you are regret. ” “ i don’t care because i’m not there. ” “ our valued destiny comes to nothing. ” “ i can’t tell you where we’re going, i guess there’s just no way of knowing. ” “ you can see that it’s a rotten world. ” “ i don’t need you to save me. ” “ it’s such a raw deal world. ” “ nobody here’s a friend of mine. ” “ i wanna know the place you crave. ” “ is everything different or the same ? ” “ your lips touching mine won’t do. ” “ you play, but there are no winners in the game. ” “ i wanna know the final stage, where we go when the curtain fades. ” “ i’m wondering if you’re still in love with me. ” “ i’m a star and you’re not. ” “ maybe i’m frustrated i can’t walk through my golden days. ” “ i’m gonna move to the city, the country’s too slow. ” “ i want pretty things in magazines. ” “ i’ll be there, i promise you. ” “ hold me in your arms if you’re alone again. ” “ tell me if you’re feeling something real. ” “ i caught a glimpse of hell today. ” “ don’t you forget : what goes up must come down. ” “ call me when you’re ready to be real. ”

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LYRICS FROM A SHUFFLED PLAYLIST.

inbox prompts   /   sentence starters pulled from assorted songs from one of my five million concept playlists. feel free to adjust, edit, tweak lines as neccessary. content warning : language. 

“ god, you’re fucking killing me. ” “ i don’t mean to sound miserable. ” “ isn’t that what you want ? isn’t that what you’ve wanted all along ? ” “ i knew it was all an act. ” “ what are you crying for ? ” “ what did you think when you saw us ? ” “ i feel like someone has punched me in the guts. ” “ i kinda like it ‘cause it feels like being in love. ” “ pour me another drink, i don’t wanna have to think. ” “ in the distance there is truth. ” “ if you could understand, you would take my hand. ” “ i’m on my way to hell. ” “ hell only exists if you believe in god, right ? ” “ only idiots ignore the truth. ” “ where’s a warrior without his pride ? ” “ i am staggeringly intent on fucking all of this up. ” “ there is comfort in silence. ” “ i’m conscious i have made too many fucking mistakes. ” “ i am a void, a prison, the source of my hate. ” “ i’ll be back in the highs if you forgive those low. ” “ i crave a sensation that god only gives. ” “ you told me i was pretty but that you could never touch me. ” “ i never felt so lucky when you said that you could love me, but to love me would make all of this too real. ” “ i said that i was tough but i think i made it up. ” “ i wish that you could see just how much you’re killing me. ” “ i could have tanked you, ended you. ” “ i’m selfish and spoiled, i could have had everything i wanted. ” “ i never hold on to misery or grief. ” “ i’m falling off and i need you terribly. ” “ now and then we fail and we admit defeat. ” “ this is it, i’m giving up. i’m calling quits. ” “ i won’t ever let you say you cared about me. ” “ i let myself get drunk on the idea that you loved me. ” “ out there, i feel so small. ” “ what a wonder to be anything at all. ” “ how do you expect me to figure myself out when i cannot tell the difference between bad and good attention ? ”

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SHIT MY FRIENDS & COWORKERS SAY : VOL III.

a collection of quotes i’ve written down, spoken by my friends, my coworkers, and the occasional customer.   because we all have brainworms.   warning for suggestive language, swearing and dumbassery.

“ i don’t give a flying FUCK about mothman. ” “ oh, no, I’m falling and I need to break my fall with your lips under mine. ” “ bro, you are so stellar and sexy in this lighting, bro. ” “ come get your damn dog. ” “ oh yeah, they’re a TOTAL hockey bitch. ” “ i was seven Jell-O shots in and ready to fight god. ” “ you wanna fuck a guy who works at a vape store ? ” “ he’s a serial killer, bestie. ” “ abolish small children on wheels. ” “ i think he eats babies. also. middle tooth. ” “ shut the fuck up, I’m listening to bjork. ” “ i’m cool too! my car is just stuck in park. ” “ at least this bitch gets excited when you buy her coffee ! ” “ oh! lots of titties out here. keep it moving. ” “ he’s only seven, of course he doesn’t have a phd !!! ” “ don’t post that, he’s gonna photoshop hentai boobs onto you. ” “ i can’t believe I got cockblocked by a drive by shooting. ” “ sorry to keep you waiting, your highness. ” “ i’m his personal GoPro. ” “ i didn’t know you could do karaoke during office hours ? ” “ can you slow down ? i have to blow my nose. ” “ you’ve ironed your last maiden. ” “ the fuck you know about pine cones ? nothing ! You know SHIT about pinecones. ” “ i just want a button that says ‘coco melon’ on it. ” “ not only is it ridiculous, it is also a disaster. ” “ youre teaching me things im not ready to learn ! ” " you're dress like a goth movie made by christians about how oppressed christians are. " " i feel like   ...   and i can't believe i'm saying this   ...   cannibalism is the least of his offenses. " " nothing could have prepared me for that information. " " can you just like   ...   put your boyfriend in a cage and come to brunch ? "

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LYRICS FROM THE ' STRANGER THINGS 4 ' SOUNDTRACK.

a pretty solid collection of lyrics from the stranger things 4 soundtrack, because i know we all kind of have kate bush brain rot right now. feel free to make changes as necessary.

“ do you wanna feel how it feels ? ” “ if i only could, i’d make a deal with god and i’d get him to swap our places. ” “ is there so much hate for the ones we love ? ” “ you know the preacher likes the cold. ” “ i’m reaching for you. ” “ you know i still love you. ” “ here we stand, worlds apart, hearts broken in two. ” “ you look like you’re lots of fun. ” “ i can’t seen to face up to the facts. ” “ don’t touch me i’m a real live wire. ” “ i’m tense and nervous and i can’t relax. ” “ say something once, why say it again ? ” “ i hate people when they’re not polite. ” “ do you want to play with me ? ” “ i feel so good, i’m so alive. ” “ i hear my song playing on the radio ! ” “ no one could make me stop. ” “ no one understood me. ” “ all my teachers though it was growing pains. ” “ this generation rules the nation. ” “ music happens to be the food of love. ” “ give me a little music. ” “ you glanced my way, i almost lost all control. ” “ let me share a night in your fantasy. ” “ please make love to me. ” “ you’re the object of my desire. ” “ i remember the night when we walked in the sands. ” “ i’m far away from nowhere. ” “ take a chance and leave everything behind you. ” “ i'm your source of self destruction. ” “ dream a little dream of me. ” “ just hold me tight and tell me you’ll miss me. ”

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SHIT MY FRIENDS & COWORKERS SAY : VOL II.

a collection of quotes i’ve written down, spoken by my friends, my coworkers, and the occasional customer.   because we are all grieving over minimum wage.   warning for suggestive language, swearing and dumbassery.

“ isn’t it crazy how many kids you end up having ? ” “ i would never fuck someone for a receptionist job. ” “ all this for cream cheese ? ” “ i haven’t run into anything from 2015   …   should I be worried ? ” “ being invited to a sex dungeon is not the worst thing that’s happened to me this week   …   ” “ i see the ghost car has pissed itself again. ” “ do you think Lewis & Clark explored each other’s bodies ? ” “ big branch equal little branch ? ” “ i was never born. ” “ i don’t need a jacket! i can just start a fire. ” “ there’s something not right about the Lion King. ” “ big stupid dog ! big stupid dog ! big stupid dog ! ” “ i’m so tired of ghosts and ghouls wreaking havoc on my day to day life. ” “ just put on the damn cat ears. ” “ i would love to get fingerbanged in the name of Jesus. ” “ do you want me to bark at those guys for you ? ” “ i’m too concerned about shitting my pants to worry about some pretty boy. ” “ i just saw a shadow dart down my hallway so I think it’s time for me to close my eyes and go to sleep. ” “ thank you miss hatsune miku ! ” “ if i were president, i would’ve legalized gay marriage way before obama ! ” “ i’m suckling my soda like i am but a baby cow. ” “ sorry, i almost dropped my airpod down the sink. ” “ aw man, he wants me so bad   …   ” “ i mean, if I knew I was gonna get sick powers like that, my shit would be in the spider room too. ” “ i’m not gonna get moonburn. ” “ i lied and told him I knew how to play chess. ” “ i think men should wear crop tops more often. ” “ i would survive a horror movie, no problem. ” “ i’m not an incel just because i listen to weezer   ;   there's plenty of other contributing factors. ” “ he is so fucking stupid   ...   i wanna fuck him so bad. ”

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SHIT MY FRIENDS & COWORKERS SAY

a collection of quotes i’ve written down, spoken by my friends, my coworkers, and the occasional customer.   because we are all deeply stupid.   warning for suggestive language, swearing and dumbassery.

“ did you disturb my egg ? ” “ don’t snarl at me like that. ” “ wayne gretzky has entered the chat. ” “ i’ve always wanted to start a band called ‘ bitch ball. ’ ” “ we always have the backup sauce. ” “ how do you fuck up a three ingredient dish ? ” “ i don’t know what baby sized portions look like ! ”  “ you think i know what babies eat ? ” “ putting a belt on my head, putting a belt on my head, putting a belt on my head, putting a b— ” “ did you just fall asleep ? ” “ i don’t know. ” “ my eyelids need to sync up with my brain. ” “ how did my watermelon get to huntington beach ? ” “ pizza, pizza, spaghetti underneath ! ” “ i saw this dead bug and it reminded me of you. ” “ it’s a dog fuck dog world. ” “ what did you give me this knife for ? ” “ did you sell your soul or something ? ” “ can you just call me when you’re done pouting ? ” “ i’m delusion ? i’m delusional ? you have a Weezer tattoo ! ” “ i sneezed and my eye contact came out. ” “ my car is missing, i just came back from Cancun, and I want taco bell. ” “ did you guys keep drinking at the bar while I was still here stressed out ? ” “ i was asking jesus for help but I was too drunk to understand anything he told me. ”  “ you went to church DRUNK ? ” “ birds. i fucking hate birds. ” “ eating cheesy bread in the walk in freezer again, i see. ” “ my dog disappeared for three days and came back with a bagel. ” “ if jesus looks like me then we’re all going to hell. ”

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QUOTES FROM ‘ PEP ’

lines pulled from   lights’   2021 album,   ‘ pep ’                  feel free to change things as you feel necessary.

“ call me in the morning when you wake up. ” “ don’t leave me hanging, waiting for something. ” “ don’t leave me here. ” “ hold me like it’s the last time. ” “ tell me it’s okay not to be alright. ” “ we hold on to the good times and the right now and the long nights. ” “ it’s all the same, every day. ” “ i like the clouds in my brain and the weight on my chest. ” “ give me love, give me hate, give me all of the rest. ” “ maybe i’m a loser, maybe love is dead. ” “ nothing’s bringing me down. ” “ everybody’s turning into somebody else. ” “ i’m gonna keep on dancing to the drum in my head. ” “ i’m just trying to find out how to tune into myself. ” “ cleanse me with fire. ” “ i have been all the way down. ” “ you don’t go looking for the truth until you’ve heard the devil talking. ” “ they say you got to be honest, but you got to be overly cautious. ” “ i don’t need superstition. ” “ bad decisions give me good things to think about. ” “ nothing like a pep talk to yourself. ” “ you and me make a dangerous mixture. ”  “ we summoned the devil, now we can’t get rid of her. ”  “ i could do this all night. ” “ i’m a talker, you’re not a listener. ”  “ i can’t help myself when i’m around you. ”  “ don’t hold me back. ” “ you’re quick, but i’m quicker. ” “ this is a stick up. ” “ do what i say, nobody gets hurt. ” “ it’s starting to feel like definite love and i can’t seem to get enough now. ” “ you’re making me feel so bad. ” “ you’ll be sweating when we’re done. ” “ just because it’s a game, doesn’t mean i gotta play it. ” “ i’m the real thing. ” “ i’ll tell you what : i’m not very good at being subtle. ” “ you’re losing control. ” “ they say the future comes once and baby this is it. ” “ everything is fine when you're keeping your eyes closed. ” “ my imagination is as tall as your words. ” “ if you want to live in my head, you gotta pay the expenses. ” “ i know it’s all a waste of time. ” “ you know i’ve been waiting for you. ” “ i never could take anyone’s advice, anyway. ” “ everyday i try, it gets a little harder. ” “ i just want to feel you more. ”  “ i’m wondering if i’ll ever be capable of seeing what’s in front of me. ” “ i expect you on your worst behavior. ” “ tell me, would you put your money on me ? ” “ both of us are trouble with a capital ‘ T ’. ” “ you’re safe with me. ” “ i’d bet on you, that’s easy money. ” “ you know that i’m a man of my word. ” “ i’m tired of talking about feelings. ” “ i think that maybe i kinda just need you closer to me. ” “ i’ve been doing overtime keeping it together. ” “ i don’t know how to say all the things that i need to say. ” “ it’s hard to win when nobody listens. ”  “ who’s gonna free my soul ? ”  “ whether you like it or not, this little house is all we got. ”  “ it’s hard to change when everyone wants to stay the same. ”  “ i want you to come with me. ”  “ being with you is distracting. ”  “ i don’t wanna think anymore. ”  “ i’ll close every door if it means i can keep on holding you now. ”

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QUOTES FROM ‘ PASSIVE ME, AGGRESSIVE YOU ’

lines pulled from   the naked and famous’   2021 album,   ‘ passive me, aggressive you ’                   feel free to change things as you feel necessary.

“ it’s the same fucking habits ... ” “ all of this is tearing us apart. ” “ i know, i nag. ” “ in the time it took to get this bad, i could’ve made this work. ” “ all i have was the hope that pieces would take shape and we could watch them all fall into place. ” “ i don’t know where ' us ' or ' this ' start. ” “ i don’t ever want to be here. ” “ this is worse than it seems. ” “ you say it’s useless. ” “ here it comes : the sum of all excuses. ” “ help me save him. ” “ i’m alone and it’s getting worse. ” “ what the hell have i done ? ” “ i don’t remember a thing. ” “ i can’t feel a thing. ” “ i’ll go bury my head in the ground. ” “ eyes can see what we can’t be. ” “ we’re not alright. ” “ take these words as a sign. ” “ we’re only young and naive still. ” “ can’t help myself but count the flaws. ” “ you keep my secrets, hope to die. ” “ let go before it’s too late. ” “ leave your bag of bones underneath your bed. ” “ i’m leaving now, as i should be. ” “ we’re never going to talk about it. ” “ all that we can do is smile. ” “ all the things you’ve done come to haunt you. ” “ we’re never going to speak again. ” “ probably better not to try to recall it. ” “ there are specific things that i have to do day to day to keep it at bay. ” “ you wouldn’t believe if you knew. ” “ this is going to take me right back to the start. ” “ there’s nothing i can do. ” “ this is bigger than me. ” “ i have nothing more than the basic function i am running from. ” “ i will just forget this till the next time. ” “ how do we survive to make amends ? ” “ i am such a mess. ” “ let’s get the molting out. ” “ the world’s escaping much too fast. ” “ everyone will remember you when you’re gone. ” “ your heart is a stone. ” “ don’t you know people write songs about girls like you ? ” “ what will you do when something stops you ? ” “ what will you be when it all comes crashing down on you ? ” “ what would you do if you couldn't even feel not even pitiful pain ? ”

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QUOTES FROM ‘ LIFEFORMS ’

lines pulled from   angels & airwaves   2021 album,   ‘ lifeforms ’                         feel free to change things as you feel necessary. 

“ you seem like you’re having fun. ” “ i really wanna hold you. ” “ your heart is like a time-bomb and it’s gonna start to kill you. ” “ in such a very sad world, there are still things to discover. ” “ you are an accident waiting to happen. ” “ revenge doesn't work if we're laughing. ” “ don’t lead me on. ” “ you’re a broken soul and a broken girl. ” “ let your insides heal. ” “ i don’t mind, we’re just playing here. ” “ it’s like the wind has killed the dove. ” “ it’s hard to live when you’ve always been let down. ” “ you never ran because you never really knew how. ” “ you’re in a war but the end is in sight now. ” “ let the motherfucker know his time’s run out. ” “ i can die here now by euphoria. ” “ i’m so lost in desire. ” “ something’s out there pulling at me. ” “ i’ll never say sorry. ” “ i will figure you out. ” “ am i creeping you out ? ” “ i don’t feel all that stable. ” “ we’re in a fucking nightmare. ” “ we’re running low on luck. ” “ everyone has crossed the line. ” “ get out of my head, it's now the scene of a crime. ” “ what is this bullshit ? ” “ there’s idiots abound. ” “ you had a plan, but it wasn't quite good enough. ” “ finding love isn't fun if it hurts too much. ” “ are you mad with an axe to grind ? ” “ it's a little terrifying to be a part of something so unknown. ” “ when we feel like the world's caving in, we will never give in. ” “ come a little closer now and let me in your world. ” “ if you're gonna take a chance, then take a chance on me. ” “ do you wanna go back to where we started ? ” “ every little thing you do is like a tidal wave. ” “ i'm really not that special and you're all i have. ” “ don't forget us this time. ” “ please stay here one more night. ” “ don't you know i fell too hard ? ” “ don’t you kiss and tell. ” “ we are innocent but lost. ” “ we can disappear but they’ll never let us recover. ” “ i can’t let this one go. ” “ my heart’s a little bit tired. ” “ i’m living the worst way ever. ” “ watch the bomb i made go off. ”

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QUOTES FROM ‘ HYGIENE ’

lines pulled from   drug church’s   2022 album,   ‘ hygiene ’                   feel free to change things as you deem necessary. 

“ hope is all you got. ” “ let’s add up your wrongs. ” “ i wish i could help, but i don’t know myself. ” “ i don't put faith in any crooked strangers plans or hands. ” “ behave like you’re owed something. ” “ i learned young that there’s no I in ‘ people. ’ ” “ anything that’s bigger than a band is suspect and can’t be relied on. ” “ no matter how hard you find yourself trying, there’s a hole that’s always leaking in the shape of your fellow man. ” “ the missing piece is anything but misplaced grievance. ” “ those things I do about the way the world works   ——   i wonder will it amount to anything at all ? ” “ your turn is coming just give it time. ” “ we don’t toss away what we love. ” “ i’m not a part of that cover up. ” “ what happens next is none of their business. ” “ there’s only one side of the street you’re responsible for, and that’s yours. ” “ no one elected you to judge. ” “ that self - hate is persistent. ” “ this one starts and stays ugly. ” “ there are things that you see coming. ” “ there’s no point in changing lanes. ” “ just sit and keep your nose clean. ” “ big nothings what you have in store. ” “ our connection to a thing is as good as any wedding ring. ” “ we’re married by experience to what we love. we'll never lose it. ” “ what can these people do for you ? ” “ i’ll put my energies to other use. ” “ i don’t like feeling powerless. ” “ i’m not one for anthems, slogans, or tricks. ” “ the future’s not looking bright. ” “ that villain you fought, he just reflects who you are. ” “ i’m living between shrinking margins. ”

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SHIT MY COWORKERS SAY.

a collection of random quotes i’ve wrote down at work, because working at a car dealership is hell. feel free to change things around as needed. 

“ this is the rolls royce of poultry. ” “ isn’t that the plot of lord of the rings ? ” “ someone’s been here, and it wasn’t us. ” “ pain, suffering, and hell is the theme for today. ” “ how do you sell bomb shelters ? ” “ i’m going to throw up but in a sexy way. ” “ i didn’t know he was into fracking. ” “ i’ve sustained a few injuries. ” “ there’s been an error in my judgement. ” “ how did you even find a baby that fast ? ” “ i don’t have time for a hospital, i’m getting something to eat. ” “ this is like being in a store in my dreams. ” “ you guys can’t do that, but we can. ” “ which side are you on   :   pirates’ or america’s ? ” “ i want my sandwich in the shape of the eiffel tower. ” *loud crash* “ do you know if we get workman’s comp. ” “that means ‘ philadelphia ’ in french. ” “ this leadership gig is hard. ” “ it’s seven in the morning, of course i’m pissed off. ” “ i’m not buying a car from you. ” “ i think driving is stupid. ” “ carpool like a real man. ” “ undercooked but still sexy. ” “ these bones are so old. they’re creaking. ” “ i see today is national ‘ no common sense ’ day. ” “ i don’t care if the bruins are playing ! ” “ all this for some waffles ? ” “ i’m not a homewrecker, i’m just ... shaking the apartment up a little. ”