potato in your heart

[memeclassheroes]

[bedbugbiting]

I’m fidgety and on-edge and my Fitbit tracked my nervous pacing as 30 minutes of exercise.

[importantpotatoe-blog]

Awkward Potato

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In Idaho they use potatoes.

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I peeled a mandarin orange and now I feel dirty.

[importantpotatoe-blog]

Well now I'm just doing it on purpose...

[importantpotatoe-blog]

I peeled a mandarin orange and now I feel dirty.

[importantpotatoe-blog]

It takes two hours of sex to burn off the calories of a cheeseburger, and that's why Ron Jeremy was always overweight.

[importantpotatoe-blog]

If bananas had ears would they still scream?

[iddstar]

Possibly the silliest thing I’ve drawn yet.

[importantpotatoe-blog]

You've yee'd your last haw, small fry.

[edible3d]

Potabo and Friends! 

I asked my husband what I should model yesterday, and he said a potato…I thought it needed friends.

[importantpotatoe-blog]

My friends know which one is the carrot and which one is the radish.

[jupitersflytrap]

my mutuals: *wonderful, talented, strong, brave, beautiful, funny,*

me:

[importantpotatoe-blog]

I didn't stick to my new years resolution so I'm 20 g of potato

[shiftythrifting]

Why does my brother always bring home the most cursed shit from goodwill

[importantpotatoe-blog]

That starchy bastard is still alive?! I thought I killed him in the potato wars...

[xxxantanddeccerxxx]

I saw a potato being run over at school today

[importantpotatoe-blog]

I mourn for my brother

[shitpostempire]

[hydro-homies]

Officer alert

[importantpotatoe-blog]

As a swine myself, this post offends me.

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

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Me but even more pathetic and weak.

[hydro-homies]

clairvoyancy

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My friends when I come over with that hot tea.