Imported Horse: The Life of the Rider

For your daily fix of the horse show life and what it means to lay down a good round in the ring. Original and professional equine photography 

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Panda, panda, panda…

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kids are fuckin wild dude,,,

i walked out of my apartment this morning and a five year old kid was playing outside and immediately he pointed at my aparment and was like “some chinese people used to live there. now someone else does”

and i was like… you mean that one? and pointed at my apartment, the one i literally just walked out of

and he was like “yeah”

and i was like……….. yeah…

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the other day I was coming back from work and as I’m walking up to my apartment, he runs up to me with two fistfuls of grass and yells DON’T STEP ON THIS GRASS IT’S FOR THE BUNNIES and drops it in the middle of the sidewalk and i’m just like okay!! :D

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this morning I left for work and I heard a tapping noise, so I looked up and he was in the second floor window waving goodbye

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today I was walking to my door and he ran up to me and yelled DID YOU KNOW SOMEONE IS COMING and i was like WHOA NO WHO’S COMING

and he tells the girl beside him YOU TELL HIM so she tells me “there’s a guide coming! and he’s invisible!” and ofc i’m like WHOA THAT’S SO COOL and the boy tells me that he’s arriving by helicopter. and the helicopter is also invisible and you can’t hear it either! so I ask why he’s coming and they tell me it’s because it’s his birthday and he’ll be here at exactly 6:00

they’re gonna ring my doorbell at 6 so I can tell the invisible man in the invisible helicopter happy birthday before he flies away

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so i said happy birthday to him and they showed me his invisible helicopter and then informed me that I misheard them and that the invisible man was, in fact, God

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okay so TODAY i came home from work and he came up to me and was like “i rang your doorbell earlier” and so I told him I wasn’t home and asked what he needed me for and he was like

“i had a question”

so I was like alright what was your question

and he goes “do you have a kitchen?” and I was like… uhh yeah I’ve got a kitchen

and he was like okay and walked away

[sonypraystation]

*military helicopters drops onto a crowded street to hand out rick and morty sauce rations to thousands of redditors who smell like feet*

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Stop acting like you tumblrinas wouldn’t pull similar shit if Steven Universe made some nonbinary sauce or some shit.

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[paleakatsu]

OMG

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…now that you think about it…

[thedarkknyght]

Never can just scroll by this.

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No fucking way.

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This may be my favorite post.

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I can’t believe they’re boyfriends

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So what happened in 6th year when Dean dated Ginny? Is Dean bi? Did they end up together? 😱

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[unclefather]

I have been fooled

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I like how the horses ears are now in an ‘anger’ position.

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In honor of halloween i’d like to remind u all of this iconic scene in television history

[everydaylouie]

magikarp…they’re trying their best…

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art has been hard lately but i made this banana today and its probably the height of my ability and i am ready now

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UPDATE…………………… smaller

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talented banana man

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you fools…..while you studied the blade………..I studied banana

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[ilovelaica]

My endless list of favourite horses: Carlow van de Helle. [Ridden by Constant van Paesschen.]

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Tenerife Stables

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Aiken Spring Classic 15k International Derby April 2017

PC eqclectic

[ilovelaica]

My endless list of favourite horses: <i><b> Con Quidam. </i></b> [Ridden by Sanne Thijssen.]

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