impossible princess

sigrid / 30+ / INFJ / pisces / peggy carter & satine kryze fangirl / obitine brainrot / happy and sad at the same time /🍉💙

[impossibleprincess35]

Hey, I'm Sig.

I post about Satine Kryze and Peggy Carter (and their puppy dog eyed boyfriends, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Steve Rogers), and that's basically me. I'm an aspiring writer working on a suspense novel, but I got back in the groove after years of writer's block by writing Obitine fanfiction.

Here's the master list for quick reference:

The Echo and the Stain*

(art in my banner commissioned from the wonderful @peanuttoffee)

When the Duchess of Kalevala, Satine Kryze, survives an assassination attempt in Mandalore, the most dire solution for her safety must be considered and she is entrusted in the hands of Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn and his disgruntled padawan, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Both eighteen, both annoyed by one another, and both contending with their insecurities and vulnerabilities, they must learn how to tolerate one another (for Qui-Gon's sake) and eventually, how to stop themselves from falling in love.

Rating: G Additional Info: Another take on their "year on the run," part of a series I write about Obitine Word Count: 370k+ Status: 75% done :) The Echo and the Stain (Spotify playlist)

*sister story to "Asphodel"

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Asphodel*

(art in my banner commissioned from the wonderful @uzuriartonline)

When Duchess Satine is suspected of forming an army for the Separatists, Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi is sent to Mandalore to investigate, and despite being committed to the lie that they are friends and nothing more, they have been in love for nearly twenty years. When the events of the Clone Wars drive them to admit their feelings, they must decide whether duty still comes before love.

Rating: M Additional Info: Spans 2+ years and mulitple arcs from TCW, part of a series I write about Obitine Word Count: 797,720 Status: Complete Asphodel (Spotify playlist)

*sister story to "The Echo and the Stain"

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Additional one shots and drabbles in this ongoing series are here:

An Accident of the Fates A two-part story about Satine and Bo-Katan Kryze's childhoods, and how their separate ideologies came to be.

Petals for Armor Satine addresses the Galactic Senate when the Council of Neutral Systems is formed.

A Sky Full of Stars (Please review tags.) An additional text relative to chapter 18 of “Asphodel.”

The Sundari Archives Snips, blurbs, prompts, etc., that don't fit anywhere else.

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The Sapir Mercantile

Satine Kryze is given ten free massages from the Sapir Mercantile, a gift from her co-worker, Padme Amidala, as thanks for covering her workload while she was on maternity leave with her twins. When Satine finally goes for her first appointment, she's surprised to learn that the owner of Sapir Mercantile is Ben Kenobi, the ex-boyfriend she dated all through college and even lived with briefly.

And he's the only one who has availability on his schedule to redeem her gift certificate.

Rating: Explicit Additional Info: An excuse to write porn with plot :) Word Count: 77k+ Status: Incomplete

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Reputation

YOU AND ME, WE GOT BIG REPUTATIONS. > Satine Kryze is the Duchess of Mandalore, a country with a harrowed past of civil wars and internal power struggles, and she has brought it to a place of peace for nearly two decades. Obi-Wan Kenobi is a well-respected official in the UN working in their Department of Peace Operations after years of military service.

AND YOU HEARD ABOUT ME, I'VE GOT SOME BIG ENEMIES. > When detractors looking to overthrow Satine make global news for their bold threats, Mandalore is determined to handle them with discretion, especially since Satine has personal ties to a member of their faction. The UN calls for a meeting, and the Duchess and Obi-Wan are reunited in New York City.

YOU AND ME WOULD BE A BIG CONVERSATION. > It's the first time they've been together in twelve years, sixteen years after when he saved her during the coup d'etat that killed her parents, and just in time for him to step in when a corrupt Governor in Mandalore decides to take her out.

Rating: Explicit Additional Info: Modern AU, just me having fun :) Word Count: 133k+ Status: Incomplete

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Additional unrelated Obitine nonsense:

La Cantina de Bloomita [Rated: Explicit] Obi-Wan Kenobi and Quinlan Vos find themselves in a cantina on Dantooine, and when Obi-Wan drinks, he drunk dials; Quin’s trying to get laid, and Obi-Wan’s showing holo-photos of Satine to pirates. *Sigh*

Peace [Rated: G] A one-shot fic where Satine and Obi-Wan welcome baby Korkie together. Total tooth-rotting fluff. [Obitine Week 2023]

In Vain [Rated: G] A one-shot fic where in a post-Order 66 universe, Obi-Wan finds himself in Kalevala searching for pieces of Satine’s memory. [Obitine Week 2023]

Hard Candy [Rated: Explicit] A one-shot fic where Satine and Obi-Wan partake in namana fruit and end up doin’ the dirty. Definite smut. [Obitine Week 2023]

Satine’s Lament [Rated: G] A quick 1,000 word one-shot where Obi-Wan encounters Satine in a ghost window post-“Obi-Wan Kenobi” series. [Ghost Window AU 2023]

Much Ado About Christmas [Rated: G] A modern AU Christmas Obitine story. Anakin, Ahsoka, and Korkie try to set up Obi-Wan and Satine so they’ll take a vacation together for some time alone.

[ibetyouthinkaboutstarwars]

sometimes I remember axe woves is the boytoy bo-katan kept around (we have no idea who for because all the nite owls are lesbians) and he even tried to rebel against her and she was like “boyyyyy sit down 😂😂 do you yield” and he just went “oops yeah sorry heh” I love the concept of axe woves sm 😭😭 he’s like an emotional support dog or something

[impossibleprincess35]

He's the guy they keep around because one of them has some bisexual leanings, plus he's really good at killing space spiders.

But don't get it wrong, Axe is right where he wants to be.

That guy's got the best fucking gig in all of Mandalore.

[hockeysweetheart]

Loll

[impossibleprincess35]

One shot idea just came to me and I might write the damn thing.

Young and ambitious Maria Hill returns to the SHIELD offices late one night after a holiday party to retrieve some files she'll dive into over her Christmas break. She passes Director Peggy Carter's office and stops. The door is open. From out in the hall, she sees the older woman standing at her desk and staring out the windows with a drink at her side. Peggy notices Maria in the reflection and turns coolly, placing the highball glass on her desk as she notes, "It's awfully late, Miss Hill, even for a motivated agent such as yourself. Might I help you with something?" It's the first time Maria's ever had the opportunity to speak with her in this kind of informal setting. There's a hundred things she'd like to know. First, how does The Director Carter know who she is?! Second, what is it like running SHIELD? Did she have to fight to get where she is? How many men have tried to discredit her over the years? What are her thoughts on the feminist movement? How does she juggle her personal life with her professional one? Is it true that she once punched a guy on an Air Force base when she was barely old enough to drink? Does she still incorporate boxing in her fitness regimen? How does she feel about the current presidential administration? If she had to recommend one advanced degree for a fellow woman in this line of work, what would it be? And as all of these questions populate in her mind like wild fires in California, Maria is absolutely mortified when one slips out rather inelegantly: "Is it true, the stories about you and Captain America?" Peggy pauses to narrow her eyes in a fascinated study of the young agent. It's not often that people work up the nerve to ask her. Most of the time, they just whisper about it behind her back. Before Maria's panic can lead her to walk back the question, Peggy reaches for the glass she had just abandoned on her desk. Her wrist sweeps in a small circle, sloshing the gin and ice around, before she sips from the rim. When she's done, she gestures to the leather Chesterfield sofa and orders, "Have a seat, Agent Hill, and I'll tell you all about them."

[impossibleprincess35]

In a Breaking Bad au with Star Wars character who is Walter White in your opinion?

Oh, fuck, this is a great question!

I wish I could say the answer comes to me quickly, but it doesn't.

I could be very wrong with my understanding of Walter White, but what I got out of that character was: Walt is someone who was always capable of being corrupted. It's not that the Heisenberg persona and the meth business corrupted him. It's that they afforded opportunities to weaponize the wickedness that existed within him. Perhaps his motive was pure at first - providing for his family - but he perverted it and used it as a way to justify his actions, and then he admits in the end that it was a cop out.

BUT I DIGRESS.

As hard as I've tried to look at this question and put Anakin or Maul in the Walter White role, I always find reasons to discount that comparison.

Pre Vizsla, though? Maybe Pre would be a great Walter White character.

It's my personal opinion - based off the crumbs in canon - that Pre Vizsla was basically the apple falling not far from the tree. He was raised with expectations that power and influence would be his simply by way of his name, and therefore, he never worked exceptionally hard to be good at anything aside from being charismatic enough to manipulate others.

IMHO, Pre Vizsla was always doing things for the wrong reason. He used that whole "make Mandalore great again" shit as a cover for what he really wanted: Power. When push came to shove, Pre was willing to forego (the moral choice of) fulfilling his end of the alliance with Maul, therefore proving he never had the so-called honor that was so important to Mandalorians, so that he could sit upon the Sundari throne and rule.

Pre was willing to annihilate villages of Mandalorians in their system. He was willing to bomb their own public areas to undermine the security of Satine's rule. He was willing to pose as an ally in her government while the whole time, doing sketchy shit on Concordia. He was willing to pull in crime factions that had no presence in Mandalore and open up the gates to welcome them in.

The craziest thing of all is how, when Pre Vizsla is killed in his duel with Maul, Death Watch crumbles in that instant. No one steps up and takes the reigns. Factions form. The majority adhere to Mandalorian rules of combat and align themselves with Maul. Bo-Katan, his second-in-command by most accounts, defects before his body is cold.

That, to me, indicates there was no contingency plan for Death Watch to survive after Pre's passing. Death Watch wasn't a movement intended to surpass him. It wasn't his legacy. It was a tool for him to manipulate and exploit his world, to gain the power and control that he wanted (that he believed should have been his all along and not Satine's), and that's why Death Watch crumbled.

(Granted, we have Children of the Watch, but it's not unusual for a movement, religion, or cult to give birth to an off-shoot; and I long for more information on this. Who started it? Who were the big players in it? How far did they deviate from Death Watch's doctrine? Was Pre held in high regard by them or seen as a fuck up? There's a lot of unknowns.)

So, I guess I'd have to say Pre Vizsla is the Walter White figure in my mind.

And I hate them both so much. :)

(Thank you so much for this ask! This was super fun! :D)

[heycallmered]

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

[llama2237]

What... What movie is this.

[heycallmered]

[heycallmered]

ain't no way in hell this post even breaks 500

[marmoset-marmoset]

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady

[impossibleprincess35]

Before there was:

there was:

[impossibleprincess35]

The song in my head every time I watch my fave P&P and this broad shows up:

[a-side-character]

I love when a woman is a Captain

[impossibleprincess35]

[jamestasha]

What If…Marvel gave us animated 616! Bucky and Natasha being in love? 🥺

[impossibleprincess35]

GIVE US WINTER WIDOW, YOU FUCKING COWARDS

[impossibleprincess35]

💗

How this got me feeling, so thank you (and likewise)! <3

[impossibleprincess35]

favorite fic you’ve written?

I wish I could be cool about this, but.. "Asphodel."

I literally wrote it FOR ME, so it's got all my favorite things: Call backs to the films! Mandalorian architecture inspired by the Middle East! Satine being demure and getting spoiled in private! Obi-Wan whump! The push and pull of choosing duty over love and how it wavers within them! A found family with Korkie being a foundling! Parallels of childbirth and child loss to combat and PTSD! Banter between idiots in love! Obi-Wan grappling with doubts about the padawans in the war! Satine and Bo-Katan having a post-Lawless confrontation! Romantic love scenes! A (somewhat) happy ending!

So, yeah, it's hard for my others to come close. :)

[impossibleprincess35]

are we perhaps going to see some and there was only one bed anytime soon…

Oooh, I love this trope!

I actually used it for a chapter of "Reputation" (link to the chapter is here), but I warn you, it's super cringe. I was writing at the speed of light and throwing shit down in the doc, and I need to go back and really fine tune things and make sure it fits the tone and blah blah blah, but I probably won't get to "Reputation" anytime soon.

So, um, enjoy maybe? Or enjoy laughing at my expense? :D

On that note, maybe I sort of used this trope in "Echo" where they're on Draboon and they find the sleep pods in the old mine? (link to that chapter is here) Hm. I probably need to go back and re-read just to see. :)

Thank you for the ask! It's very flattering that anyone would care about what I have to say or think, so thank you for inflating my ego a smidgen. <3

[goblinwithartsupplies]

Satine in her final moments; “Damn this bitch is more obsessed with my man than I am. And he’s gonna kill me about it.”

[spectral-musette]

Seeing a lot Sternum Out couture gowns recently got me thinking about the Satine Lives AU in which she survives getting stabbed by Maul and what if after recovering she always chooses formal wear that shows the scar from the Darksaber, like…

(More sketches)

[impossibleprincess35]

LOVELOVELOVE

[dr-cassie-mckay]

And here I sit alone, behind walls of regret Falling down like promises that I never kept

Bo-Katan + Castles Crumbling by Taylor Swift

[floatontheoceanblue]

kleya marki in 2x06

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