ben

"Had you said the word, I would've left the Jedi Order."

[sarcasmofasoldier]

btw @thewayofmikey is my main blog!

i’ll do an actual intro post at some point but if it doesn’t look like im following you back it might be because this is a side blog.

[short-wooloo]

The Kryze sisters as leaders of mandalore are so funny, polar opposites, the bar for a mandalorian leader is six feet under and they soar and dive respectively

Satine: easily the best mandalorian leader there ever was, too good in fact, statistical outlier good, didn't even need the symbolic token of leadership good, so good that reactionaries hated her so much they overthrew her because "dear God, she might reform our society from being violent warmongering idiots"

Bo: legendarily bad, fumbled it twice (so far!), got her war devastated world bombed even more into oblivion, couldn't even claim leadership token for herself, needed others to bullshit a justification for why she should have it

[sarcasmofasoldier]

Hey guys, little update I guess as I’ve been super inactive recently. I’m in Canada and super busy! Very Star Wars pilled though, I bought this t-shirt last week and they’re calling it the most me shirt to ever exist.

I got into university! My first choice and I couldn’t be happier. Me and my new oomf are going to a comic con in November as Obi Wan and Satine so I NEED to lock in and make his TCW armour. She’s American but she’s going to uni in the UK in the town next to where I’m going!!

[sarcasmofasoldier]

Vancouver is kind of Alderaan if you really think about it

[sarcasmofasoldier]

Hey guys, little update I guess as I’ve been super inactive recently. I’m in Canada and super busy! Very Star Wars pilled though, I bought this t-shirt last week and they’re calling it the most me shirt to ever exist.

I got into university! My first choice and I couldn’t be happier. Me and my new oomf are going to a comic con in November as Obi Wan and Satine so I NEED to lock in and make his TCW armour. She’s American but she’s going to uni in the UK in the town next to where I’m going!!

[starwarsnerd457]

what is a gift Satine would give to Obi Wan…

Hey Anon!

Thanks for the ask!

I always found Obi-Wan to be a tea person. So Satine sends him his favourite variety of tea boxes.

I also believe he has a cloak made of fine Mandalorian silk, a present from her.

A handcrafted journal with a leather cover, embossed with the Jedi symbol and the Mandalorian crest intertwined. She could write a heartfelt note on the first page. This is totally a Satine thing to do...

[betyoudidntcatchthat]

it makes me even more heartbroken to know this wasn’t the first time he’d heard those words from someone who’d taken everything from him as flames danced in the background

[duchess-of-mandalore]

But Satine’s final words told him how fully he was loved

[aaishah81]

WHAT IN THE PEAK

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Tried a new art style! This is my first attempt at drawing like this but I’m pretty happy with it

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longg flight tomorrow pls send me asks so i can spend the flight writing headcanons and answering questions!!

[songspirits]

actually, satine kryze IS my oc. i am george lucas after all

[ibetyouthinkaboutstarwars]

cate blanchett never beating the satine kryze allegations. this is what life is about 💯

[sarcasmofasoldier]

Obitine Week Day 1: “You’ll have to trust me”

Qui-Gon leaves Satine and Obi-Wan hiding. Satine teaches Obi-Wan to dance to pass the time.

@obitineweek2026

This is soooo late but oh well

[sarcasmofasoldier]

I’ve been thinking about her armour a LOT recently and I kind of want to redraw this with the armour design I’ve been working on…

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“you know satine only wore calla lilies in one outfit right? they aren’t her entire personality”

me, drawing yet another lily: yeah i know

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I have a hot take and it’s that, much as I do love this outfit, I think it is one of her weakest.

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I’ve recently started growing my Padawan braid out again and I forgot how much work they take to maintain!!

I had one as a kid but I won a scholarship in performing arts when I was like ten and the first thing my dance teacher said to me when I started is “the rat tail’s gotta go” so it did.. but I stopped dancing a couple months ago so it’s back!

[sarcasmofasoldier]

star was canon: jedi are not allowed to form attachments. mandalorians and jedi are sworn enemies.

star wars fandom: here’s another jedi x mandalorian ship

[now-you-sound-like-a-jedi]

anyway, if satine kryze was actually a terrible ruler and a terrible person who was wrong about everything, the actual bad guys (you know, the murderous fascist sith lords??) wouldn't have been so invested in getting rid of her