my dog ate an entire loaf of chocolate chip banana bread and after a night of observation it seems he only got dizzy and puked. Wtaf is wrong with my dog? Same dog that ate half a chocolate cake and was fine like didn’t even puke and had normal stool afterwards…
( I swear we are not irresponsible he learned how to open the fridge by stuffing his nose or paw between the door and actual fridge and nudging and shoving the door until it opens, are we going to have to padlock the fridge?!?!!?!!.
the house we are renting is open concept so the kitchen isn’t a separate room we could just lock him out of, and he learned how to open baby gates so even gated off he just body slams his way in or slides his front paws across the lock pad while standing on his hind legs.
He is monitored constantly and sleeps with me or my sister locked in a-room with us overnight so he cant make himself sick eating trash. In the two minutes it takes someone to piss he will open the fridge and steal tomatoes or other food. Im losing my mind.
He also unzips bags with his teeth. :|
never adopt a poodle…)




























