11:11

good things come to those who wait. 💜💜

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[vampyyprincess]

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

[warriorprincesstramp]

every teenager is right that music is more important than anything else in the WORLD!!!!!

[goth-queen]

[greelin]

everything hurts my feelings. like not really but also yeah actually

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[gallusrostromegalus]

seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'

[cranberry-branflakes]

OH MY GOD IT DOES DIFFERENT FLAGS DEPENDING ON YOUR TAGS??

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[sandmandaddy69]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You're right but don't say it like that

[4waystreet]

the idea that predators and abusers are an ontological category of person, rather than everyone having the capacity to be predatory and abusive, leads to people having no regard for boundaries because they think that predation only comes from evil people ™

[once-a-monarch]

Cute animation for the like button for pride month!!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[enabuns]

Goodbye goodbye, you were bigger than the whole sky ⭐️🌙

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems