Yeah…

So.I'm probably out of data.You already knew that?Wonder how!

[robertreich]

This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

[robertreich]

"Drain the swamp."

[scottguy]

Trump filled the swamp with crocodiles and snakes. It's worse than ever now.

[liberalsarecool]

Children are capable of understanding more than we give them credit for. Teaching kids to be kind is important, but so is teaching them to recognize patterns of unfairness.

#constructs

[bowlby4]

[archivekin]

"When I was new the community was good and cool but now it's toxic and bad because of all these new people!"

You have been part of a community long enough to make your mistakes, learn and gain the ability to recognise misinfo and toxic behaviour. Now you're seeing new people come in and make those same mistakes so they can learn and gain the same ability.

Nothing is ruined. This is the cycle that happens when a wave of new people enter a subculture. This is the mark of a healthy ecosystem.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Someday I'm going to have to learn how to actually do my job.

[foamcraft-armory]

I'll do it if you do my job

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#all you have to do today is build a lifesize human skull out of foam and glue an octopus to a flintlock pistol

Someday I'm going to have to learn how to actually do your job

[foamcraft-armory]

You also have to build the flintlock pistol. I should have mentioned that

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Fine I'll learn my job (marketing a damn web serial) instead.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Everyone read my stuff.

Help pay my mortgage if you want to read my stuff faster.

[princessparadoxical]

I love the implication that the web serial is the only thing keeping you from getting into American Revolutionary War firearms 🤣

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Gotta keep the hands busy on something

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[frawgs]

eats a peanut before i suck ur dick so my throat closes and creates a tighter grip

[campcrystallake1980-deactivated]

do you take constructive criticism on your posts?

[frawgs]

there is absolutely nothing to critique here

[dogpuppy]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

nietzsche was right about that kill yourself or have a cup of coffee thing... but sometimes it's like i dont knoweeeeeewww im not sure.. how could one possibly decide... experts have debated for decades...... u can have a cup of coffee more than once tho. so.. boil the kettle ig...

[depsidase]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

going sober cause i lost my fav lighter and none of the other ones are right like that autistic guy whos family had to send out a worldwide request for discontinued sippy cups so he could drink again

[a-singular-purple-giraffe]

Guys I’m having too much fun. These three aliens are just trying their best to make sure Grace is thriving. I typed this one because even I struggle to read my own handwriting sometimes. Thanks @justcakethanks again for the template.

[wizardpostsdotorg]

can you open carry a gun as a clown?

[wizardpostsdotorg]

is it against clown code? clown law? where i live a clown with a gun would be frightening.. but i imagine in some states it would be as normal as anything else.. if in texas children get their first guns at 10 would they not be delighted to see a clown have one too?

[wizardpostsdotorg]

funniest clown gun

squirts water

improbably long gun short holster

infinite-hankerchief style

regular but polkadot clown colored

it honks

rifle that goes limp

cartoon gun with "bang!" flag

shinzo abe blowaway special

Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours

[wizardpostsdotorg]

lost your last lighter: ech fine time to go get a new one

losing your favorite lighter of many:

[depsidase]

[great-and-small]

I can’t tell you how much I love this artwork from ancient Egypt (the Middle Kingdom). People have been raising cattle and practicing animal husbandry for so long, that there is something almost inherently human about this scene.

Everyone in the field of veterinary medicine or agriculture knows the feeling of staying up late with a laboring animal trying to make sure both mom and baby are okay. Delivering a calf is often physically and emotionally exhausting work that takes enormous patience and learned skill. It requires a unique balance of physical strength and gentleness to do correctly. There is no feeling quite like getting that baby out and everyone is okay. I’m certain ancient people must have felt the same way, and I wonder if the artist knew this feeling firsthand. I wonder if those humans depicted were people the artist knew, if the cow and calf maybe were as well.

[mediocretidings]

@bovineblogger

[bovineblogger]

i get so emotional about this piece... we have been assisting cattle with birth and making sure theyre ok forever and ever. peace and love

[skrytch]

@scoutsmoocrew