Amidst The Procrastination

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[the-gay-duck-collector]

I see your “Gays can’t drive.” and your “Gays can’t sit properly.”

And I raise you:

Gays can’t throw

[greenteacology]

Straight friends are great for practicing my gay jokes. My gay friends can be like “shut the f-ck up Carina literally everyone knows you’re gay” but my straight friends feel like they have to laugh or it’s homophobic so they laugh at every single joke and honestly that’s the type of validation I need in my life.

[geekasaur]

You used to be funny before you became a lesbian supremacist

this is my favorite ask

[chairpersonchair]

So sometimes I’ll see a guy and think “Yeah, I guess I understand what straight girls are talking about. He’s hot I guess”……

But then I remember what a dick looks like and go

[nonbinary-androids]

My brain: Want girlfriend.

Me: That means we have to come out to people so we can-

My brain: No coming out of closet! Only girlfriend!!

[corn-bone]

When you accidentally come out.

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