lies are also out there

azula stan, korra simp. we respect women in this household

[sergle]

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

[theuntoaster]

Is this…shipping discourse?

[frances-baby-houseman]

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

[dcbicki]

STRANGER THINGS | Season 4 ‘Welcome to California’ Teaser

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[friendraichu]

[comradebunnygirl]

Men will believe in eugenics instead of going to therapy

[obxhub]

JONATHAN DAVISS for A Book Of, photographed by Irvin Rivera

[guerrillatech]

[o-blivia]

Protection of property and prevention of theft have never been a priority for police. Even when they do show up hours after you've called to report a robbery, their response is generally, "well, what do you want me to do about it?"

People talk about defunding the police like society will suddenly devolve into lawless chaos, but what exactly do cops do besides hand out tickets and escalate situations they're meant to defuse?

[underestimated-heroine]

This is all absolutely true. In fact, it even has a supreme court precedent.

[porchlights]

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

[urbran-deactivated20151012]

last night i got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people

[memecucker]

tumblr glitch that causes everyones drafts to be published at the same time

[hufflepuff-pastry]

This would be like that episode of Malcolm in the middle where Malcolm reads everyone’s secrets over the intercom and no one makes fun of each other but they also don’t make eye contact with each other for the rest of the year

[lucidnee]

if I die please don’t let my mom bury me with a ugly wig. Please let her know 28 inches of Brazilian wavy with a silk lace closure is what I wanted. Thank you.

[tumbltaaay-deactivated20231011]

28 inches and a silk lace closure? ima rob your grave.

[lucidnee]

I’d deadass come back to life like Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen and fight you like I was number 1

[theocseason4]

Nahhhh not a therapist saying this what do you think you get paid for

[minmo-cat-foods]

bullying works! ❤️

[skelegun]

Me in a burning building: someone help me please

Firefighter: woaaah slowdown there pal are you at least gunna buy me dinner first

[weaver-z]

"The therapist isn't just there to listen to you. It's a mutual exchange." One of us is paying the other $300...

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

"would you be comfortable if..." no I'm not a fucking therapist lmao

[wisestbitchin-albion-deactivate]

This just in: you can't expect someone to do their fucking job that you pay them $300 for because 'it would be too uncomfortable for them :/'

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

why is this so accurate

[bob-belcher]

There is something very comforting about Schitt’s Creek where these guys can be out in a small town in the middle of nowhere, North America. It’s still very welcoming and there aren’t people who are outwardly homophobic. Was that an intentional choice?

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

[astrodidact]

[yehudigorl]

since halloween’s right around the corner here’s a reminder from your local Jewish Person to not dress up in antisemitic caricatures ie as a stereotypical jew (big nose, yalmulke, payot, dark curly hair, etc), it’s not funny and it’s incredibly offensive. my people are not costumes and neither is our culture.

[yehudigorl]

hi hello it’s your Local Jew again with another reminder to reblog this everyday until halloween and after it bc i see a lot of you ignoring this like you do the other times when jews try and reach out to you so please keep giving this attention and educating yourselves pls and ty

[guerrillatech]