[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

[headspace-hotel]

[ozempicofficial]

[literallyaflame]

i think they should put doctor who in the public domain and let us all start taking cracks at it on youtube

[b33tl3b0y]

homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time

[asurrogateblog]

jack kerouac went on one gayass road trip and now we have to deal with all of this

[jennifersbodiesbodiesbodies]

[fadedlovemp3]

everyone is trying. to get to the bar…the name of the bar? the bar is called heaven….the band in heaven they play my favorite song..play it once again…play it all night long. heaven! heaven is a place! a place where nothing. nothing ever happens (x2) ….there is a party. everyone is there. everyone will leave. at exactly! the same time. it’s hard to imagine..that nothing at all…could be so exciting. could be so much fun. heaven! heaven is a place! a place where nothing. nothing ever happens (x2) when this kiss is over. it will start again. it will not be any different. it will be exactly the same. it’s hard to imagine! that nothing at all! could be so exciting! could be this much fun! heaven! heaven is a place! a place where nothing. nothing ever happens……heaven! heaven is a place! a place where nothing. nothing ever happens……………

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

i have never been to wisconsin in daylight

[dorbu]

- The Wisconsin Vampire

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[gothdianxia]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]