[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[squeakitties]

[felikatze]

[flareonfloof]

[junk-thunder]

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[bippus]

[anxietyproblem]

[miquellakind]

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

[argentavis]

hey do you mind grabbing joseph's coat for him? yeah its the red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue one

[kushblazer666]

[omtai]

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[kittensnax]

weed isnt dangerous because its a "gateway drug" or whatever its dangerous because it puts you in the exact mindset to post song lyrics without context as if it's the sickest thing you've ever heard

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[theyhitthe2ndtower]

everything is a ploy by big suicide to make me commit suicide

[fluentisonus]

me reading one of the most famous books ever written: do people know about this book. do they know.