( Semi-hiatus ) Oh no, no...

[vrake]

                              I    will    stumble    &&    I    will    fall…      but    𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓾𝓹.

[imprxssme]

natuskv‌:

[ ✉   —-  HILL. ]

-  lying to me of all people now ? you’re better than that. -  we know it works better for the both of us if everyone thinks i’m dead. you know it. i know it. -  its only because you asked me.

[ ✉   —-  romanoff. ]

         calling your boss a lier doesn’t sound too respectful of you.        22:45. SENT         to the world nat, to the world... not to me.        22:45. SENT          oh i know that, that’s why I wasn’t worried for a rejection.        22:45. SENT

[imprxssme]

natuskv‌:

[ ✉   —-  HILL. ]

-  i knew you thought only my opinion mattered -  what can i say , i love a woman in charge. even if she won’t let me stay dead -  technically i still haven’t. i’m waiting to hear stipulations before i change my mind

[ ✉   —-  romanoff. ]

         a little.        22:42. SENT          you’re a waste dead. i better keep you alive.        22:42. SENT          we both know you already agreed.        22:40. SENT

[imprxssme]

natuskv‌:

[ ✉   —-  HILL. ]

-  at least i’m not the only one who thinks so -  i only like it because its YOU asking. had it been anyone else i’d never have answered in the first place -  you’re a cliche , you know that ? i’ll be there.

[ ✉   —-  romanoff. ]

          some others might share your opinion, not that those matter.        22:39. SENT           I always knew you liked me, never thought it was this much.        22:40. SENT           maybe, yet you like it, else you wouldn’t had agreed .        22:40. SENT

[imprxssme]

[ text ]: I think I’m going to retire and become a hermit.

❝30 texts to send to my muse:❞

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                [ fenix ]:  haven’t you heard? —-I’m good at making retirment very difficult.        23:54. SENT

[imprxssme]

natuskv·:

[ ✉   —-  HILL. ]

-  tonight. -  you pick the time &. place. -  you make retirement extremely difficult you know that ?

[ ✉   —-  romanoff. ]

           so I’ve been told.        22:36. SENT            I know you like it.        22:36. SENT            the park? in a hour.        22:36. SENT

[imprxssme]

@natuskv

[ text ] let me remain deceased maria

            [ romanoff ]: I’ll take that as a yes, when can we meet?.        22:22. SENT

[rockinrpmemes]

⏎ This user is a MULTI-VERSE player that *welcomes* duplicates of the same canon muses, while NOT abandoning other partners; because chemistry & muns add different spices to the same duplicate!!

[imprxssme]

[ text ]: I’ve watched so much Peppa Pig I am reaching my point of insanity.

❝30 texts to send to my muse:❞

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            [ rogers ]: …….is there a reason why you were watching that in the first place?.         16:34. SENT.

            [ rogers ]: don’t tell me Clint recommended that and you actually listened to him.         16:36. SENT.

[imprxssme]

[ text ]: I’m not responding to this because I have died. I’m dead. Dead people don’t answer texts.

❝30 texts to send to my muse:❞

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            [ romanoff ]:  you seem very much alive to me. I need you to do something for me.     22:15. SENT.

[rpmemeries]

❝30 texts to send to my muse:❞ | Sentence Starter

Warning(s): Alcohol

[ text ]: I woke up to a half empty bottle of cider on my dresser. I drank it and have no regrets. Morning.

[ text ]: I’d ask why there’s pictures of Kayne West all over my bedroom floor but I don’t actually want an answer at this point.

[ text ]: I can hear your life falling apart through the ceiling.  Shut up.

[ text ]: I just googled ‘Rarest Pepe’ and I’m crying.

[ text ]: I just brought the Spice Girls Greatest Hits.

[ text ]: I’ve had nothing to do all day so I’ve been learning the lyrics to ‘Trap Queen’.

[ text ]: Be proud of drunk me. I managed to only eat HALF of a large pizza this time.

[ text ]: We all got really drunk and communally agreed Bucky Barnes was a ‘cute little button babe’.

[ text ]: What a massive egotistical penis.

[ text ]: Does today require people clothes or can I just wear my pyjamas?

[ text ]: I’m certain he heard me shout and LOUDLY ‘nap time comes before pants time’.

[ text ]: I’m not responding to this because I have died. I’m dead. Dead people don’t answer texts.

[ text ]: I think I’m going to retire and become a hermit.

[ text ]: I want Lucky Charms.

[ text ]: I’m not surprised he didn’t show up. He didn’t arrange it.

[ text ]: I miss hugging you and smelling your hair (in a non-weird way!).

[ text ]: Why are you saved in my phone as ‘Prison Wife’?

[ text ]: I was in the middle of a check-up and the doctor quoted Jurrassic Park at me.

[ text ]: I replaced your apple juice with whiskey six months ago.

[ text ]: Why did you send me pictures of yourself dressed in all of my coats?

[ text ]: I’ve watched so much Peppa Pig I am reaching my point of insanity.

[ text ]: What a complete ball of Human-shaped trash.

[ text ]: You need to stop shouting about Communism in public places.

[ text ]: I was just legitimately asked if Human was a form of meat.

[ text ]: The Devil has a British accent.

[ text ]: You kept making train noises all night. Are you okay?

[ text ]: I just brought some muscle cream and I smell like a herb garden.

[ text ]: I think our neighbour may have gone rabid.

[ text ]: I realise we were joking at the time but are you considering a stripping career?

[ text ]: I don’t want to go out today. I’d rather wear wet socks all day.

[rpshopkeepers-blog]

Send “who’s mostly likely...” with a question attached, & I’ll tell you who out of my muses is most likely to do that.

[memeingovermemes]

My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks.

Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ✘ with the asks!

[ghildirthalen]

RP POSITIVITY MEME!

Because there’s just way too much salt out there sometimes.

♥ What’s the absolute best experience you’ve had in RP? ♦ What’s your favorite thing about RP, generally? ♚ Have you ever made any lasting friends through RP? ⚜ Have you ever met anyone from RP in real life? ✮ Do you think you’ve improved as a writer through roleplaying? ☄ Has roleplay positively affected your life in some ways? ☯ Tell us all about your favorite muse you’ve ever written and why they meant so much to you. ☼ Have you learned any new skills from being involved in RP (coding, editing, making GIFs, etc)? ☀ Have you ever joined a new fandom that you only discovered through RP? ♨ What unlikely, ‘only possible in RP’ ships have you enjoyed writing with your muses? ❀ What is your favorite thing about your current fandom or RP community? ✉ Say something nice about someone you follow!

[gvgvdans]

- ; phrases that really hit you where it hurts

“ did you really have to be that honest? ” “ every time i see you i just feel more alone. ” “ you changed me. ” “ was this all just a joke to you? ” “ i don’t want to know. ” “ can we start over? ” “ you make me feel so insecure. ” “ i don’t know if i can love you. ” “ every time i wake up i’m reaching for you … but you’re never there. ” “ of course it meant something! ” “ stop yelling! ” “ i gave up on you a long time ago. ” “ you think i care about you? cute. ” “ did you just forget about me or something? ” “ i still need you. ” “ i wanna say that there’s still hope but sometimes things just don’t go your way. ” “ you said you would keep trying! ” “ no, you ARE strong. ” “ you promised me! ” “ fine. you’ll never see me again, okay? ” “ i gave you everything i had. ” “ your eyes can be so cruel … ” “ i can never do anything right can i !? ” “ i want my life back. ” “ stop crying. ” “ you should go. ” “ don’t come back. ” “ does hurting me make you feel good or something? ” “ just stop it. ” “ i was never in love with you now leave me alone! ”

[vaals-rp-memes]

Send a ❤ If You Ship Our Muses!

Can be sent anonymously if you’re feeling shy ^w^

[promaethean]

THE AMERICANS, FX sentence meme.

❛  I want us to be able to say what’s true. I want us – it to be. I want it to be … real. Do you think we could do that?  ❜

❛  They don’t care. They don’t care what happens to any of us.  ❜

❛  I’ve been thinking about you. About us. I miss you.  ❜

❛  I’m sorry I didn’t kill you. That’s my apology.  ❜

❛  I made a terrible mistake. Terrible mistake. So many things have gone wrong for us.  ❜

❛  I do everything for you. I do my best.  ❜

❛  I know you better than you know yourself. And, you don’t know me at all.  ❜

❛  I would never do anything to hurt you. You know that.  ❜

❛  This isn’t going to go well for you.  ❜

❛  We can’t undo this, I can’t undo this. But I can help. I can help. I can make this go away.  ❜

❛  I think you owe me more than an apology.  ❜

❛  I only have fear. And, you.  ❜

❛  They kill us. We kill them. That’s the world that we live in.  ❜

❛  How are we going to live like this? We’ll get used to it. Like we got used to everything else.  ❜

❛  I have never… wanted too much, really. I just wanted to live for something, and I’ve done that.  ❜

❛  Keep a tiger as a pet, it’s still a tiger.  ❜

❛  Come home.  ❜

❛  You have no armor, nothing to protect you – except your wits, your courage, and your beauty. How is it possible you’re here?  ❜

❛  I’m glad that you told me. I am. I have to know everything. Even if it’s hard.  ❜

❛  First there are no choices and now there are no good choices. I’d say we’re making progress.  ❜

❛  I’m supposed to tell you I forgive you.  ❜

❛  Nobody sane would do this work.  ❜

❛  It wasn’t your fault.  ❜

❛  I’m just trying to find something good in all of this.  ❜

❛  I guess you never really know a person, do you?  ❜

❛  I missed you every day.  ❜

❛  And maybe its not so hard to deceive with the eyes, the smile, the things we say. But the body– those parts of the body that can love, they want to tell the truth. When we train them to lie, that’s hard on the soul.  ❜

❛  I’m not one of the martyrs, and if I live, then maybe one day I’ll see… They only have my  body. You understand?  ❜

❛  I haven’t told anyone. I won’t.  ❜

❛  That’s what evil people tell themselves when they do evil things.  ❜

❛  My soul is fine. How is yours?  ❜

❛  I need to know the truth. I don’t care what it is, but if you love me, if you really love me, then just please tell me.  ❜

❛  I’m not stupid. I know there’s something going on.  ❜

❛  You want to be a grown-up? Being a grown-up means doing things you don’t want to do all the time. It means working when you are exhausted, and almost never getting what you want when you want it.  ❜

❛  I wanted you to know that I’m more like you than you think.  ❜

❛  You gave me another chance. But I ruined that, too.  ❜

❛  It is happening. It is just happening. I am doing it – with or without you.  ❜

❛  I wasn’t pretending with you.  ❜

❛  I’m not here to be saved. Not by you, not by anyone.  ❜

❛  One mistake. That’s all it takes.  ❜

❛  You have to lie to tell a greater truth.  ❜

❛  Don’t you understand that, after all these years? I would… I would go to jail, I would die, I would lose everything before I would betray my country.  ❜

❛  They shouldn’t ask us to do impossible things.  ❜

❛  You don’t know anything about me.  ❜