[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Any one of us. Any one of us could be Taylor Swift behind these URLs

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

[monsieurenjlolras]

My kitten keeps swiping at my phone so I gonna let her make a post:

Zfvslpz

C l .gjmk.

J hoo saw cas 3d. G^,-#:;;_

[monsieurenjlolras]

the face of a content creator

[kittensnax]

yall mind if i

[hey-rogby]

*smash bros’ announcer voice* BABBY

[kreuzader]

[flock]

wait a second im sexy

[mosstiger]

me when I cycle from depressed to manic

[saddest-cat-hours]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[setheverman]

i ate 6 sandwiches in like 4 minutes and now i can’t move

[aroptua]

I can offer mouth to mouth.

[setheverman]

don’t you dare extract any of my sandwiches

[addelburgh]

[unimpressedcats]

feed me i’m a baby!

[werewolfviking]

[the-legit-alois]

usually we’re trying to translate the cat -captions out of Russian but NOW WE’RE TRANSLATING IT INTO RUSSIAN!?!?!? Full circle.

[teamnii-blog]

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

The Chrises are killing me

[coconutfella]

He’s having an existential Chrisis

[sunlightinabelljar-deactivated2]

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

[frfdddd-deactivated20130606]

[ruinedchildhood]

[shrekyourself]

[niggazinmoscow]

This thread is the purest form of girls having girls backs.

[kidouyuuto-deactivated20140411]

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

[agentverbivore]

Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.” 

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

[thejazzykittykat]

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

[xyxul-deactivated20201020]

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