Hi everyone! This is to all those I have followed, this is me, @how-is-it-in-london, Rey. Many of you were my mutuals from this account, but a lot of shit happened and I had to abandon this account and everything for a whole year! But with things a tiniest bit better and a lot worse, I am back!! So, if any of you remember me, Hi!! I've missed you.
Uzair: HI!
Hamza: Hey!
Uzair: HOW ARE YOU?
Hamza: i m great! but why r u typing in capitals?
Uzair: YOU SAID YOU HATED SMALL TALK SO I MADE IT BIG JUST FOR YOU:)
Uzair: HAMZA?
Uzair: WHY AREN'T YOU REPLYING?
Hamza: bhai, its Rizwan. hamza bhai is currently crying.
Ulfat: where's Faizal?
Naieem: doing stuff.
Ulfat: don't like the sound of that. Where's Rehman?
Naieem: stopping Faizal from doing stuff.
Ulfat: Uzair?
Naieem: stopping baba from stopping Faizal doing the stuff.
Ulfat: and you?
Naieem: distracting you so Faizal can do the stuff.
Uzair: Hamza, what's your type?
Hamza: tall, dumb, looks like a puppy, Pakistani, muscular and plays football a lot.
Uzair: wow, that's very specific. Is it someone i know?
Hamza: did I mentions dumb?
Uzair: yeah.
Hamza: alright, just checking.
*later*
Uzair, in the middle of the night: oh my god, hamza has a crush on Siyahi!!
Yalina: I'm having problems with a guy.
Rehman: 'his dead body won't fit in the back of my car' problem or 'i like him' problem.
Yalina: i like him.
Rehman: too bad, i could have helped with the other one.
Airport security: no liquid on the plane please.
Uzair: okay *starts drinking it*
Airport security:
Airport security: people usually just throw away the shampoo.
Rehman: man, sure is dark in here
Ulfat:
Rehman: I'm not scared or anything.
Ulfat:
Rehman: I mean who is scared of the dark these days? not me for sure
Ulfat: do you want me to hold your hand?
Rehman: yes please
Rehman: *walks into Uzair's room* hey Uzu, do you know-
Uzair: *awkwardly lying in bed under the covers, face red, and slightly out of breath* what's up?
Rehman: ...
Rehman: Hamza's under the bed isn't he?
Hamza: *muffled from beneath the bed* no...
Faizal: can i have candy?
Rehman: what did Ulfat say?
Faizal: no.
Rehman: then why would i let you?
Faizal: she's not the boss of you.
Rehman: *internally* its a trap, its a trap.
Yalina: i dare you to kiss the next person coming in the room.
Hamza: no way i am going to kiss anyone in here-
Uzair, walks in the room: hello
Hamza: well a dare is a dare, only a coward turns back.
This is also a very early birthday present for my baby @cvclee 🥺 she is currently inactive cause she is locked in for re-neet. I swear she's working so hard 😭😭 my baby 🥺😞🥹
I mean… we don’t HAVE to move on from Dhurandhar just because it’s been 6 months-
not only do we have so much content to explore from the movies, we also have real life historical fiction as supplementary material. But most importantly, we haven’t even had a single coffee shop au in the fandom yet! There’s so much to explore, and we’ve built the fandom pretty well for just 9 months! Let’s keep going!
(I’m absolutely not delusional and making cakes from crumbs and this absolutely isn’t a post to encourage people to stay in the fandom/ for new people to join the fandom space)
Here we observe the rare Lyari Alpha Male in his natural habitat.
Note the aggressive posturing, the territorial roars, and the complex hierarchy maintained through decades of unspoken loyalty. Tread carefully - one wrong move and the entire pack turns on you.