[imrankaunbsdk]

Hi everyone! This is to all those I have followed, this is me, @how-is-it-in-london, Rey. Many of you were my mutuals from this account, but a lot of shit happened and I had to abandon this account and everything for a whole year! But with things a tiniest bit better and a lot worse, I am back!! So, if any of you remember me, Hi!! I've missed you.

[nxv]

Being loved is the bare minimum.

Make sure you are also being respected, supported, prioritized, desired, and understood

[sunxister21]

Dhurandhar incorrect quotes <3. ft. everything and a lot of hamzair

Uzair: don't go to the living room. Rehman: why? Uzair: i saw a spider. Rehman: did you kill it? Uzair: i have two arms and it has eight, not fair.

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[texting]

Uzair: HI! Hamza: Hey! Uzair: HOW ARE YOU? Hamza: i m great! but why r u typing in capitals? Uzair: YOU SAID YOU HATED SMALL TALK SO I MADE IT BIG JUST FOR YOU:) Uzair: HAMZA? Uzair: WHY AREN'T YOU REPLYING? Hamza: bhai, its Rizwan. hamza bhai is currently crying.

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Uzair: can i go ride my skateboard outside? Rehman: whatever, I'm not your mother. *uzair runs off* Rehman: NOT IN THE STREET!

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Ulfat: where's Faizal? Naieem: doing stuff. Ulfat: don't like the sound of that. Where's Rehman? Naieem: stopping Faizal from doing stuff. Ulfat: Uzair? Naieem: stopping baba from stopping Faizal doing the stuff. Ulfat: and you? Naieem: distracting you so Faizal can do the stuff.

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Uzair: Hamza, what's your type? Hamza: tall, dumb, looks like a puppy, Pakistani, muscular and plays football a lot. Uzair: wow, that's very specific. Is it someone i know? Hamza: did I mentions dumb? Uzair: yeah. Hamza: alright, just checking.

*later*

Uzair, in the middle of the night: oh my god, hamza has a crush on Siyahi!!

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Rehman: why are your shoes wet? Uzair: there was a puddle Rehman: why did you step in it? Uzair, pouting: it was a puddle.

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Rehman: can you at least try and see this from my perspective? Hamza: *crouches down* Uzair: *kneels* Rehman: *takes out his pistol*

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Yalina: I'm having problems with a guy. Rehman: 'his dead body won't fit in the back of my car' problem or 'i like him' problem. Yalina: i like him. Rehman: too bad, i could have helped with the other one.

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Uzair: you played me like a fiddle! Hamza: no, fiddles are actually quite difficult to play. Hamza: i played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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Uzair: fear me Hamza: breed you? Uzair: no "fear" me Hamza, taking off clothes: yeah, yeah breed you, i got it.

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Airport security: no liquid on the plane please. Uzair: okay *starts drinking it* Airport security: Airport security: people usually just throw away the shampoo.

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Rehman: man, sure is dark in here Ulfat: Rehman: I'm not scared or anything. Ulfat: Rehman: I mean who is scared of the dark these days? not me for sure Ulfat: do you want me to hold your hand? Rehman: yes please

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Uzair: [lifting wights] Hamza: wow....he's so intense! Rizwan: i wonder what drives him??? Uzair: [internally] I'm going to be so good at giving hugs.

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Rehman: kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute, you wanna try it out? Aslam: are you calling me fat?

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Rehman: *walks into Uzair's room* hey Uzu, do you know- Uzair: *awkwardly lying in bed under the covers, face red, and slightly out of breath* what's up? Rehman: ... Rehman: Hamza's under the bed isn't he? Hamza: *muffled from beneath the bed* no...

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Faizal: can i have candy? Rehman: what did Ulfat say? Faizal: no. Rehman: then why would i let you? Faizal: she's not the boss of you. Rehman: *internally* its a trap, its a trap.

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Yalina: i dare you to kiss the next person coming in the room. Hamza: no way i am going to kiss anyone in here- Uzair, walks in the room: hello Hamza: well a dare is a dare, only a coward turns back.

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inspired by @pavbhajisupremacist 😁

[tobitoooo]

hmm...

[imrankaunbsdk]

I had almost. ALMOST forgotten about this

[lutt-le-gaya]

Mera sabse bada delulu hai ki main accha gaana gaati hu 😍😍

[lutt-le-gaya]

Ishq Tera Lae Dooba...

This is also a very early birthday present for my baby @cvclee 🥺 she is currently inactive cause she is locked in for re-neet. I swear she's working so hard 😭😭 my baby 🥺😞🥹

[imrankaunbsdk]

NA KAREIN JANAB NA KAREIN I'M CRYING NOW

[tobitoooo]

I mean… we don’t HAVE to move on from Dhurandhar just because it’s been 6 months-

not only do we have so much content to explore from the movies, we also have real life historical fiction as supplementary material. But most importantly, we haven’t even had a single coffee shop au in the fandom yet! There’s so much to explore, and we’ve built the fandom pretty well for just 9 months! Let’s keep going!

(I’m absolutely not delusional and making cakes from crumbs and this absolutely isn’t a post to encourage people to stay in the fandom/ for new people to join the fandom space)

[imrankaunbsdk]

Nothing ever fades if you love it enough

[whereissanz]

Here we observe the rare Lyari Alpha Male in his natural habitat.

Note the aggressive posturing, the territorial roars, and the complex hierarchy maintained through decades of unspoken loyalty. Tread carefully - one wrong move and the entire pack turns on you.

[not-aviii]

Yawrrrr does anyone know this baddie????

if you do, marry me<3

if you don't know who he is, he is a true crime youtuber...

dhurandhar tags for reach sorry not sorry

[imrankaunbsdk]

who doESNT KNOW THIS BADDIE

He was my favourite during Covid.

[averypretentiousreader]

Dad joke alert

What are the gaps in the myelin sheath of Ranveer Singh’s neurons called?

Nodes of Ranveer

I understand your urge to shoot me in the head now. Please go ahead, but it was like right there.

(And yes, I know it’s ran-vee-ay)

[hyade]

get him to Balochistan, give him some guns, and you've got yourself one giggly boy.

[moonligh-t]

Why is he so Rehman here

@loosukitty 🤤 what do you think twin

[mrgrungusthefrog]

THATS AK???

[imrankaunbsdk]

NO IM PRETTY SURE THATS RANVEER HES JUST PULLING AN AK (REHMAN) FACE

[copeop]

Ulfat is happy because her husband got rid of both the MIL and FIL

[lavenderwinkle]

[baddiefication101]

Ek din mein hi saare motivation ka honsla eendhan bhosada ho gaya💔💔💔

[gehra-hua]

this is me every other day

[moonligh-t]

Something Uzair would tweet when hes high (ie on the regular)

[how-is-it-in-london]

Bestie what is your big 3 signs!!! Like ascendant, moon and sun?

Bestie hi!!!

My sun: Pisces

Moon: Capricorn

Rising/ Ascendant: Leo

What are yours??

[imrankaunbsdk]

Update: My rising is actually virgo

Idk what nashe I was on