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When I was at this guys apartment sitting on him and somehow comedians came up so I said “you know cumtown?” And this 28 yo man says “no what’s that.” Humiliating

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Almost died in a thunderstorm today and this is what I had in my hand

[bruzum]

[armsoutstreched1]

[suburbangirlchild]

[eurowinter]

[cultfavourite]

[worldscoolest]

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Lowkey have come to the realization that no one can take me from myself and the more in tune I am to that the better life gets bc the space for what is meant for me is carved out when I stop seeking 🙏👁️🧘‍♀️🙂‍↔️

[imreallyreallypleased]

#onmymind

[skulsakz]

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[achillesinhighheels]

[supplementes]

man’s natural state is libidoless and sexually dispassionate if you’re horny it’s because the microplastics are doing their job

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Having a bob is fun bc u can shake ur head to swat away flies like an elephant

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Youre on vacation w your kids Im dying in real life