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listen if no one else writes this im gonna have to do it and the problem with me having to do it is that im gonna have to do it.

somarysueme

i do think Kojima often has interesting and salient social commentary. He is writing speculative fiction that is asking questions worth asking. But also it not infrequently feels like he’s imagining a fantastic reality where men can have sex with each other. And he says “wouldn’t that be interesting? If men could have sex with other men?” And you say “but Hideo, men can have sex with other men.” And he says, “yes, in fiction anything is possible.” And you say “no, Hideo, in reality. Men are having sex with each other in reality right now. it’s actually happening.” And he says “I like to think about this hypothetical world. I think about it a lot.” And you say, “You could also have sex with men if you wanted to. Do you want to have sex with other men?” And he says “What if when you were horny you didn’t have to put up with bitches? Amazing to think about…”

aphel1on

top tier character when "what is wrong with them" requires an answer that begins with "How much time do you have"

#doctor arknights #priestess arknights #kal'tsit arknights #i think skadi arknights as well

cloudvisualspew07x

mint-swirl

*trying to come up with rules for my new society after successfully leading the revolution* why don’t we just repurpose 5e

blessyouhawkeye

was talking about my thesis with my aunt and i was explaining to her that because i'm doing an mfa in creative writing my thesis is writing a novel and i'm supposed to have a first draft by the end of the summer. and she said "wow! and i mean i'm sure that's fun for you?" and when i said yes it is she said "that's great. because if it were me i'd kill myself." which was a slightly nuts thing to say in a church waiting for my grandmother's funeral to start but i respect her honesty

mossyflowers

Going bald tomorrow

mossyflowers

GUESS WHO SHAVED OFF HIS HAIR TODAYYYY

contrastellar

they fucking peeled him

comikbook

people will call rap overstimulating and then listen to hyper pop

comikbook

i cant talk to people who hate on entire genres about music they have a sinister aura that i do not want to interact with

avakynx

#arknights #irene arknights #god i love this bird

makikodesu

orca and shark, covered by seaborn blood, cheering themself after mission

#arknights #skadi arknights #specter arknights

actualized-animal

as much as i poke fun at “tumblr prose,” i will acknowledge that sometimes when you’re writing and you’re really in the groove, you’re really feeling yourself, you’re on your capital-a Author shit, and you write a line that makes you go, “oh yeah, this is the Good Shit. this is so Subtle and Says So Much. this is Characterization. this is Themes and Motifs. you could write a whole essay about this one line. the master of the craft strikes again!” and then a month or whatever later when you’re editing you read over it again with post-write clarity and you realize you wrote some real “people die when they’re killed” bullshit

dragoncarrion

i love male birds because they HAVE to serve absolute catastrophic cunt in order to get the females

gryffongull

and all the females look like pocket lint

crabussy

and then there are birds like the tūī, in which the females ALSO serve equal amounts of catastrophic cunt. it's like a woman and a man getting married in matching sequin bedazzled suits and silk bowties.

these two are Bird Flirting. they're endemic to aotearoa, polynesia!

tictacpbandai

magicmistral

My uncle is really into warhammer and would win every miniature painting competition he was in. I have not very steady hands and he saw me messing up my nail polish for prom. He sat with me and carefully painted my nails and that moment meant so much to me all these years later.