[joner]

not feeling like jacking off :/

[dankmemeking]

ur in my thoughts and prayers bro. get well soon :(

[hymnostic]

black lives matter and pride are intrinsically linked. the black trans community have done so much for us, we owe it to them to not forget their movement this month. without black lives, there would be no pride. black lives matter, today and always

[connyhascontrol]

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

[lord-brixie]

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

[humming-bird-moth]

Dicke means Fat or Thick

[yeeowch]

this post only gets worse

[dragongirltitties]

super dickman’s thick nuts

[xburn0ut]

Why am I laughing so hard

[jeauxanne]

me receiving an email from a company i applied to

me opening it and seeing yet another fucking automated rejection message

[animalsnaps]

Bringing this back because it’s an important doggo video

[Sound on]

@_theblessedone Tw: SlenderSherbert

[sacred-portal]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[visual-poetry]

by juan arata

[cosed]

eating bread dipped in soup unlocks new emotions

[cinthi-lante]

that 16th century peasant feeling

[sculpturesix]

[gingahhh]

WHO IS SHE

[beachnbagels]

WH A T

[lesbianblackphillip]

LMAO *applies lip balm for 3 whole minutes*

[karadanver-deactivated20190918]

first i yee and then maybe if im feelin spicy i’ll even haw

[alxbngala]

Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[salty-inc]

Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids

[salty-inc]

Birds! They chirp and it’s so beautiful.

[salty-inc]

Far away cow moos

[salty-inc]

My friend has this is his back yard and to say I cried is an understatement.

[salty-inc]

My best friends singing voice

[salty-inc]

Chickens: *chicken noise*

Me, sobbing:

[salty-inc]

The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble

[salty-inc]

I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! They’re not great, but I can finally hear them!

[salty-inc]

The sound of walking in sand.

Soft but kinda crunchy? Very nice sound 10/10

[salty-inc]

Me playing guitar for the first time. Took the hearing aids out. Not a very good sound… yet

[salty-inc]

Tree leaves in the wind. I got a little spooked at first because it’s 1 am and I’m alone in the park but it’s a real good sound.

[salty-inc]

Bees

Let me say, it was really fucking terrifying walking past the flowering tree in my backyard and hearing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz coming from it.

[salty-inc]

“sunlight” by Hozier

I sat in my car alone while listening to it. I knew it would be special but wow, that was a religious experience.

[salty-inc]

Their hooves make sounds in the grass but they are completely silent. Beautiful creatures. Beautiful sound

[salty-inc]

Pine needles and pine cones make crunchy sounds!!! Oh my! Very nice

[salty-inc]

Colored pencils make a real nice scratch noise when I’m drawing. I didn’t know they did that

[smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021]

Ok. Who wants to see him? I need to know.

[princet-andy]

Him??

[smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021]

Yes.

HIM

[sleepiestprincess]

I NEEDED to see him

[kodaksnacks-blog]

“ hold on migos y'all might’ve just did sumn” 💀

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

This nigga was high as shit *softly* “they taste good”

[legendaryshayne-deactivated2019]

I DIED AT SMACKABLE

[crownking-dit]

I will NEVER not reblog.

[iheartmoscato-deactivated202603]

This dudes voice is so soft and high pitched, this makes it soo much funnier

[naturalisha]

Lmfaoooo