Kayde the lil silly

pls ask me things ican be so funny when given a good opportunity pleas

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[imsillyitellya]

My family is still staying in half of the church that wasn’t affected by the bombing because there is nowhere else to stay other than tents. They are limited to one small meal a day and one shower a week. They are sleeping on the floors, but no one can sleep since there is bombing everywhere around them. Even when there is no bombing, they can still hear the loud buzzing sound of the military planes above them, which would keep anyone who hears it awake. Along with everything, My grandma has diabetes and osteoporosis, so she can’t walk. She has to take her insulin medication along with many others; however, she has run out of many of her medications.” Am on my knees requesting for donation. Target $450

I am so so sorry that I have nothing to donate. But as a teen on the internet I will share your voice. Please hold on to hope

[aetherbea]

school doodle dump since the term is sending next week 🙏

[imsillyitellya]

[imsillyitellya]

good lord this account turned 3 years old in April and I missed it my bad guys my baby missed they third b day :fire:

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[lizluvscupcakes]

Yeah, we could stand to have Spider-Man dance for us; maybe it’ll help

[the-haiku-bot]

Yeah, we could stand to

have Spider-Man dance for us;

maybe it’ll help

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gendercensus]

The 2024 Gender Census is now open!

[ Link to survey ]

The 11th annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 13th June 2024.

It’s short and easy, about 5 minutes probably.

After the survey is closed I’ll process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a report summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like we’re part of a huge and diverse community.

If you think you might have friends and followers who’d be interested, please do reblog this blog post, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks. Every share is extremely helpful - it’s what helped us get 40,000 responses last year.

Survey URL: https://survey.gendercensus.com

The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesn’t fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.

For the curious, you can also spy on some graphs and demographic data for the incoming responses here.

Thank you so much!

[ Link to survey ]

Image credit: Malachite and rhodochrosite.

[aetherbea]

americas ass has me feeling things and also i havent slept

thanks kayde

[imsillyitellya]

i am magical what can i say

[imsillyitellya]

thinking about gay people while Blondie plays

[imsillyitellya]

you cant escape me either.

hm

[aetherbea]

I'm really just doing anything but my assignments

[imsillyitellya]

YIYYOPPEPEEEEEEE

[luxurycaskett]

Good to know that I got my chaotic and awkward personality from Dave Stutler in ‘The Sorcerers Apprentice’

[aquaticmansystem]

whore hater but in the way that i'm broke and can't pay to see it. hey babe do you take sriracha sauce as payments. bae. bae dont leave me im sorry you thought it was strawberry sauce and put it on your ice cream. bae. kitten. ill eat it. no ice cream wasted.

WHAT.

[aquaticmansystem]

I think penis is getting too controversial. what if the boobs are different and aren't matching the whole set? How fucking stupid. trumpies are going too far and also I like looking at ass (american).

preach brother 🙏🙏

[imsillyitellya]

Sergeant boytoy and captain manwhore (the evolutions) ive had too much fortnite time with the besties we are losing it

[rayclubs]

New Year resolutions:

Be more faggot

Be more faggot

Even more faggot

Not kill myself

A little bit more faggot

[rayclubs]

☝️☝️☝️

[rayclubs]

She trombare on my fagotto till I have sex (coloquially)

[the-haiku-bot]

She trombare on my

fagotto till I have sex

(coloquially)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gwensy]

[aetherbea]

spidgermale jaiben 🤯