Dies und Das und Jenes.

Wer nicht neugierig ist, erfährt nichts.

[everythingfox]

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[imsoryu]

Warum kann ich mir die Posts/Dashbord von gestern oder vorgestern nicht mehr ansehen? Das wird (im Moment?) nicht mehr gezeigt. Es ist Schluss, geht nicht weiter. ‘Du hast alles neue gesehen’ oder so ähnlich. Kein Nextbutton mehr nach dem letzten ‘neuen Content’, nichts. Was soll der Scheiß????

[whitepeopletwitter]

Menace to society

[mgnemesi]

Yaaaiii! I finished colouring this, and I uploaded two different version [x] [x] of the adorbs on S6. ~♥ 

[chibinotan]

Tarantula

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dearest-starboy]

[brucebocchi]

[marlynnofmany]

Google tells me that this is Harpea’s Cave, near the border of Spain, a magnificent example of tectonic plate movement.  But it has not yet told me what cryptid obviously lives in it.

Dragon?  Probably a dragon.

[unusualshrimp]

°C stands for Correct temperature and °F stands for Freak temperature

[kaydeefalls]

When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣

[rattle-my-stars]

[frnkieroismydaddy]

“He’s not going to fit that in his cheek.”

“Oh, he’s chewing it, it’ll be smaller.”

“He can’t possibly-”

“shit, I guess he can.”

[babyanimalgifs]

They are so proud of it.. 

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[partywithponies]

Love Coffee Shop AUs and Flower Shop AUs but read/written every possible variation on those already?

Never fear!

Try out these fun brand new alternatives just for you!

Disney Store AU: person A of your ship is a tired overworked underpaid Disney Store employee, and person B of your ship is a customer coming in every day to depand person A tells them when the new Elsa doll will be in stock

Nando's AU: exactly the same concept as a coffee shop AU except now they're lads and there's banter

Come Dine With Me AU: the entire squad/found family/group of characters who vaguely exist in the same place meet as the contestants on an episode of Come Dine With Me. Dave Lamb roasts them all mercilessly

PTA AU: your ship meet as two single parents on the school's PTA who absolutely despise each other and are constantly trying to one-up each other. It's a rivals to lovers

Naked Attraction AU: your ship meet on an episode of Naked Attraction

Eurovision Song Contest AU: for those of you with ships from two different countries! Your ship meet representing their respective countries at Eurovision (or representing San Marino or something if they're American I guess)

[sxpphoslxve]

𝑆𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑟 𝐼'𝑚 𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑓 ༄☼︎*

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[kestrel-tree]

Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they

[augustdementhe]

My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW. 

[madmaudlingoes]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

[talesfromgringolandia]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

why is this fire quote from a tumblr post

[mythopoeticlicense]

Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.

[weonsinnombre]

[slcpunkmoved]

snoopy this garfield that.... when is tumblr going to talk about HIM

[only-tiktoks]

[earhartsease]

only one in three million tiktoks are this worth watching