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Gdnight🥹 imma try to sleep but I think I'm just gonna lay there and think about that one time I threw up in kindergarten because I ate too much seaweed❤

#dont eat too much seaweed #you will throw up #during mat time #sigma #rah #i am the bed bugs that bite #at night #honk shew mimimimi

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"Have you seen my grandma?"

I ate her.

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"Oh it's my grandmas" I ATE MY GRANDMA, and it took 2 months because she was huge

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Is that a reference to something?

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The big crab in Moana dude🥹

#moana #yah #🫃

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"Have you seen my grandma?"

I ate her.

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"Oh it's my grandmas" I ATE MY GRANDMA, and it took 2 months because she was huge

#haha reference #IT BURNNS #sigma

Item: A New Address Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

If you could choose a game to live in, what would it be?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Ooo uncommon. I think I would want to live in tomodachi life, doesn't matter which one both are based af

#tumblr game thing #the mysterious cat seems pretty official #ask sigma #rah

Item: A Half-blank Notebook Rarity: ⏶ Common

What video game do you most regret not finishing?

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Uhh probably it takes two, I ragebaited my wife too much in the Parkour and now she refuses to play with me

#uhh #what is this #this cat is pretty.. mysterious #tumblr game thing #anyone else seen this?#ask sigma

HAPPY EASTER GUYYYS

#easter #chocolate #yummers #the time of eggs has come #your reckoning has arrived #rah #sigma

my upper body hurts! whaaat could it bee

i forgot to eat

i left my binder on for 2 whole days including nights

Period cramps

it just hurts

#oooo what couuuld iiit bee #sigma #hahah IT HURTSSS #pain

G-g-g-gois? if were to post my art would that be kewl and hip?????????

NNO BOO *TOMATO TOMATO* BOO GET OUUT

yeah sure i guess

i bet you dip your (not) fruit loops one by one in the milk huh?

Voting ended onDec 31, 2025

#art #ill post it #maybe #🥺

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Guys. I AM NOT A FEMBOYYYY.

EVERYONE CALLS ME FEMBOY. @imsosigmaaah, MY (crush... but she likes femboys so good thing ig), MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL, EVERYONE. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YALLL?!?

So there's this white dress I saw at Bershka once... and it was sooo pretty!!! I wanted to buy it, but it was too big for me, but no worriesss cause I'm a prettyh boy so big or smol its would look perfectoooo on meh.

BUT SRSLY GUYS IM NOT A FUCKING FEMBOY OKAY?! STAWP ALREADY YOU GUYSSSSSSSSS IM GONNA KILL YOUUUUUUAHHHHHHHHHH

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shhhh just let happen. dont worry abt. this is your life now. a c c e p t i t

euhh

I was cursed into this mortal flesh. into this being that causes pain for no true dignified reason. The sex of that was made over a millennium ago, to carry the spring of a next generation, not being needed.

for my youth and plans for the future are without spawn of small humans.

#im on my period #and it hurts #rah #complaining #aeuhhh

When I wanna put "grrr" into my comment but I remember that I'm on YouTube shorts and not Tumblr :(

#rah #cant put ANY emotion into comments these days..#its so not sigma #>:(

bru how come everyone hates pantry moths??

like when i search them on Pinterest all that comes up are websites telling me how to get rid of them like?? no? i actually want them to stay???

They’re literally so silly!!

#they have funny little faces #and i LIKE IT when they flop onto my screen #we doom scrolling together #pantry moths #the cuties!!#love em #rah

OWIEEE

i ate too much grape (purple) flavour candy and now the tip (hahah tip) of my tounge mildly hurtss

#owiee #halloween #owie zowie #candy #purple flavour #it feels like when you burn your tounge #but with candy #i am writing this while eating a purple flavour skeleton lolipop #my little lolipop #suck me up no dont stop #your my lolipop #my little purple skekelton pop #rah

Yooo if I like, shipped off a piece of my weenis and ate it, it wouldnt hurt, cus like- there's no nerves sooo (by weenis I mean the this thing:

((Elbow)) )

#its my elbow #I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY ELBOWEE #anyway yaeh so like #...#quick snack #right?#the scabs taste like crackers.#and cofee #sooooooo #rah

ITS MY BIRTHDAYYY🥳

so i get to skip skewl 😈

#HAPPY BIRTHDAYY TO MEE #eheheheh #birfdae #eheh #bird #day #lol #ANYWAY

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⚠️❗️VERY IMPORTANT POST, PLEASE READ!❗️⚠️

everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

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YAER

#HALOWEEN GALOWEEN #HALOWEEN

WENT THRIFTING TO DAY WHOOO

#the belt?#thrifted #the pants?#the gloves?#the gummy bear earings you cant see?#THRIFTED.#oh and the tie #yeah #i love the tie #it has cows :3

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