Sparcklestheunicorn

Hey friends! To everyone who doesn't sleep, we don't need it anymore. We have evolved into the true zombies of life. Bring on the apocalypse.

[rylandsgrace]

[normal-horoscopes]

Hey I fucked up a summoning ritual and there's an outlandish little mouse??

[solarmidnight-deactivated202209]

I am once again begging people who write fanfics on Tumblr to please put it behind a read more tag. I'm sorry, your fanfic isn't what I'm looking for at the moment, and spending so long scrolling to get past it is incredibly annoying.

[cyborg-sevalle]

Nietzsche believed that you’ve gotta be able to think about suicide before you can move beyond wanting to kill yourself because only once you’ve accepted it as an option can you make the choice not to do it, and the alternative, to deny the urge and ignore it, would inevitably cause you to cave to the unaddressed desire you have for it.

And the dude was right. 

The rogue’s gallery of psych students and junior practitioners on this hellsite have hijacked my post about not being mean to yourself to explain to people how actually what I’m talking about is cognitive-behavioral therapy, and how it involves disciplining yourself to never talk negatively about yourself and how it’s important to check with a therapist that you’re doing it correctly, and like, this is why I don’t trust and can’t stand these people.

Being your own friend is a holistic process, there aren’t exercises you can do or therapy methods you can apply, which is why most people relapse almost immediately after stopping CBT or DBT, because they haven’t actually made any progress in how they look out for themselves, they were merely thrust into a disciplinary regimen where they are taught to engage in habits which their therapist then holds them accountable to, and so, without that therapist, they fall apart again.

Not being mean to yourself doesn’t mean censoring self-deprecating humor, it doesn’t mean snapping a rubber band on your wrist when you have a negative thought, it means taking time to sit down and think about yourself as if you were another person, to really take stock of who you are from as objective a perspective as you can muster, and if you really want to grow, realizing that this person you see can’t grow if the person closest to them, which is you, spends all their time berating them and making them feel like shit.

Being friends with yourself is not a series of therapeutic exercises, it’s challenging yourself to evaluate why you’re a dick to yourself in a way you aren’t to other people, or maybe you are a dick to other people, and maybe you want to be a dick to yourself, which is goofy as fuck, but if you’re still suffering, maybe ask yourself why the fuck you want to be such a dick, the answers may surprise you.

[audacityinblack]

That thing of “always avoid negative thoughts” actually does more harm than good, in a lot of cases. It can actually lead to a system where you pretty much scold and punish yourself for not thinking “right.”

[bluebandana]

everyone should thank me because as bad as i am, i am holding myself back from being much worse

[paper--machete]

i know every digit of pi

[paper--machete]

i dont know what order

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: Don't tell the others but Peter's my favourite avenger

Rhodey: yeah... we already know Tones

Tony: what!? How!?

Rhodey: You know his order by heart for every restaurant we've ever gotten friday to order at, you always give him the last piece of everything, you always let him pick the movie and he lives in your penthouse.

Tony: ...so?

Rhodey: Literally just yesterday, you threatened to kill Sam because he called Peter Underoos

Tony: WELL THAT'S WHAT I CALL HIM!

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I do love how the most consistent part of stranger things is Mike Wheeler always being like 'YES I am the weakest one here, physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually, and telepathically, but I AM going to destroy the fucking government' like the poor kid will blow away on a slight breeze but he really thinks he's just gonna yell loud enough that the big guys with the guns will back down. he really thinks he can throw a punch without shattering every bone in his arm. really believes he can intimidate his way into getting El out of prison. he's so angry and delusional I love it

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

the only reason the upside down hasn't succeeded in killing El and Will yet is because Mike hasn't given them express permission to die

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Mike Wheeler core

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

[papasmoke]

Hillary Clinton should be locked in the Chernobyl elephant foot room.

[papasmoke]

News, analysis and comment from the Financial Times, the worldʼs leading global business publication

This financial times reporter should be too.

"leave trans people to the wolves to win the next election" says the woman famously good at winning elections.

[incel-rights-advocate-deactivat]

[amygdalae]

Saddest thing abt being in the lgbtq+ community rn is seeing people in pointless circular arguments over semantics when they could be doing cool shit like wearing fun outfits dancing to loud music and going down on eachother like we're sposed to

[memewhore]

[klapollo]

if I went to a medical doctor and found out they were some kind of youtube/tiktok celebrity I'd be out of there SO fast

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

guy wearing expensive business suit stops outside his office building and, looking distressed, repeats to himself ‘my normal guy slay, my normal guy slay’

[fungalfaggot]

oh you're touch starved? here eat up *fucking punches you*

[desinteresse]

The trick to having a lot of friends is to meet ppl and then keep bothering them to hang out

[desinteresse]

Not kidding, if you enjoy someone’s company ask them to go have coffee with you or something. It hurts nobody and you might gain a really cool friendship