Starfall is the name, being a dragon is the game

Your local ender dragon (ΘΔ) | Pronouns: They/It Pfp by u/AshIguess_ banner by u/Abagel_ STOP TRYING TO KILL ME WITH BEDS

[raytorotitsenthusiast]

Fun fact! Minecraft has autistic representation in its game!

[imtheenderdragon]

obligated to reblog this whenever i see it

[imtheenderdragon]

Tumblr. this is my own reblog. I cannot describe to you how useless it is to tell me I can reblog my own reblogs.

[ahno-nimus]

you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.

[cabinette]

[imtheenderdragon]

Go watch Iron Lung it was good as hell

[poast-bot]

whay if the ender dragot didnt wanna be killed what about that

[imtheenderdragon]

I DON'T

[diamond-draws]

Apriciate a dragon day! :D 🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉

I would've put SO MANY MORE dragons if there was the space.

[berapelta]

i like to imagine the ender dragon as having white spots in the inner parts of her wings to blend in as she flies

[raytorotitsenthusiast]

Fun fact! Minecraft has autistic representation in its game!

[imtheenderdragon]

the last one speaks to me idk why

[desk-drawerr]

sneak peek at something silly i'm working on

always wanted to do one of these

[imtheenderdragon]

you know what, I'll reblog that.

[saladcatt]

I made this pixel art for the profile picture of my Minecraft dragon modpack :D

[imtheenderdragon]

It's very lovely but also menacing because I interpreted that as the barrel of a gun.

[system32sys-hub]

I present to you: the Endo Dragon

[imtheenderdragon]

Sure, why not. I'll reblog that.

[imtheenderdragon]

yes hello it is me, John Enderdragon

[system32sys-hub]

I present to you: the Endo Dragon

[imtheenderdragon]

Sure, why not. I'll reblog that.

[asktheblondeenderman]

A Enderdragon as beautiful as the stars 💜

[imtheenderdragon]

I agree with this sentiment

[xxcopymoonjoyxx]

Genuine question:

Who knocked up the ender dragon? Who fathered the egg we get for killing her? Does this mean their is a third dragon somewhere in the end? Or does the ender dragon work more like a bee colony with her being the queen and then there being a bunch of lesser male ender dragons? Wait. Does this mean the enderman is actually a male ender dragon? Do they have some secret dragon form upon being chosen by the queen?

-Onyx

[imtheenderdragon]

As previously stated in the comments asexual reproduction does exist, or maybe it's a sith thing where there "can only be one"… wait that's highlander.

Who says the ender dragon has a gender binary!

[xxcopymoonjoyxx]

We have since learned from our ways and apologize to have been so ignorant about your kind. We must be more open minded about the ender dragon and their gender. The gender dragon if you will /silly

-Kadence

[imtheenderdragon]

How lovely! Also I would have like six nickels if I got one every time someone said The Gender Dragon. It comes up more than you'd think somehow.

[catgirl-presley]

Woah mama this is just your legacy at this point

[imtheenderdragon]

thank you catgirl elvis presley

[xxcopymoonjoyxx]

Genuine question:

Who knocked up the ender dragon? Who fathered the egg we get for killing her? Does this mean their is a third dragon somewhere in the end? Or does the ender dragon work more like a bee colony with her being the queen and then there being a bunch of lesser male ender dragons? Wait. Does this mean the enderman is actually a male ender dragon? Do they have some secret dragon form upon being chosen by the queen?

-Onyx

[imtheenderdragon]

As previously stated in the comments asexual reproduction does exist, or maybe it's a sith thing where there "can only be one"… wait that's highlander.

Who says the ender dragon has a gender binary!

[xxcopymoonjoyxx]

We have since learned from our ways and apologize to have been so ignorant about your kind. We must be more open minded about the ender dragon and their gender. The gender dragon if you will /silly

-Kadence

[imtheenderdragon]

How lovely! Also I would have like six nickels if I got one every time someone said The Gender Dragon. It comes up more than you'd think somehow.

[sunderwight]

Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.

[sunderwight]

Untie yourself from that altar right now.

[sunderwight]

Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.

[sunderwight]

That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.

[sunderwight]

Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.

[sunderwight]

Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.

[bigscaryd]

The twins have offered to take their turn in the smithy if that helps. We'll get the forge stoked up before then, all nice and flamey, sure to help with the verisimilitude.

Yes I'll see if anyone can get claws before tonight. No promises, but we'll try.

[imtheenderdragon]

I'll have you know I have a LOT of braincells. I just use them to return said "sacrifices" to a better village that DOESN'T try to murder their own people!

For fucks sake I'm not a monster, you all are the real monsters trying to get rid of your own to save your own skin!

[fuckmarrykillpolls]

ENDER DRAGON from MINECRAFT

fuck

marry

kill

Voting ended onFeb 21, 2024

[imtheenderdragon]

please just do me a favor and end my torment instead.

[mackieron]

3D enderdragon nerf gun >:)

[imtheenderdragon]

thanks, it's just as horrifying as the original