i wanna be like you

1/5 of a band you don't know about olekinglou 4.10.19

[ohstylesno]

Fuck you and your arms. x

[imthekingoftheswingers]

Tis the season for no amount of moisturizer to be enough.

[tamikare]

[imthekingoftheswingers]

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem 

lets be honest here how many parents do you think are on tumblr? 

the question is: 

how many FUTURE parents are on tumblr? At least some, and then it matters

[eltonhjohn]

[imthekingoftheswingers]

Zayn's hair has turned into a crazy thing. And still, he manages to look just as good.

[imthekingoftheswingers]

I caught up on The Walking Dead, that counts right?

[black-quadrant]

every day:

go outside to feel the sun (5-15 minutes is recommended)

if there is no sun step outside and inhale fresh air

drink water - the more cups the better

listen to one song that makes you happy

talk to one person you like - do not hesitate to reach out

stretch; don’t forget about your body

smile in the mirror

[deliriumanddoughnuts-deactivate]

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

[londie]

[imthekingoftheswingers]

Makes small robot noises.

[memewhore]

[imthekingoftheswingers]

okay i know no one cares but seriously i cant stand green jellybeans and i love red jellybeans but im red green colorblind do you see my problem

i can see your problem but you cant

[suribot]

[ghdos-blog]

The two smartest men on the planet.

[imthekingoftheswingers]

operator: 911, please hold.

me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.

murderer: ok

[imthekingoftheswingers]

Breathes deeply.

[lovefortv]