Stressed in Anecdotes

This page used to be a mishmash, but it’s turned into ‘funny life anecdotes with Rysie.’

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For The Masses:

http://gen.lib.rus.ec

http://textbooknova.com

http://en.bookfi.org/

http://www.gutenberg.org

http://ebookee.org

http://www.manybooks.net

http://www.giuciao.com

http://www.feedurbrain.com

http://oll.libertyfund.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=380

http://www.alleng.ru/ 

http://www.eknigu.com/ 

http://ishare.iask.sina.com.cn/

http://2020ok.com/

http://www.freebookspot.es/Default.aspx

http://www.freeetextbooks.com/

http://onebigtorrent.org/

http://www.downeu.me/ebook/

http://forums.mvgroup.org

http://theaudiobookbay.com/

More Here

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no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

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momentsbymarcus

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Look at KB coming through

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Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.

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Happy sixth anniversary to my period. It wouldn’t be Valentine’s Day without you.

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Just read Oscar Wilde in a bar parking lot. I’m thriving up in here.

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Not saying I’m like a superhero or something but I had a (minor) surgical procedure without anesthesia and didn’t bat an eye.

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Okay so it’s been a week now and I am a damn superhero.

I had a surgical implantation without anesthesia.

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Not saying I’m like a superhero or something but I had a (minor) surgical procedure without anesthesia and didn’t bat an eye.

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I think I have an accent 😕

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I just got a DNA test and it turns out

I’m like 2% robot

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Robot update:

I will never not be startled to randomly encounter a small piece of hard plastic on my body.

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I just got a DNA test and it turns out

I’m like 2% robot

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Okay so this one time our government teacher wandered into my APUSH class and gave three of us shot glasses of soda for an experiment and when we were done w them he was just like ‘yeah you can slam those’ and my DUMBASS DIABETIC ASS slammed three shots of regular soda and I did not feel well after

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Can we talk about how this one guy kept asking me for advice on a girl he liked and I never asked what her name was and as it turned out I WAS THE GIRL

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Sexuality according to my mom

“Reese, you’re still young. You don’t know your sexuality yet.”

“Uhh, no mom. I’m pretty sure I do.”

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My life is ruined

Today, I learned there was a yeehaw version of the cha cha slide and my mom loves it.

Needless to say, I have quite enough yeehaw in my life, what with the fact that I live in goddamn Missouri.

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Getting messages on The Discourse Blog is always super crazy cause people are like “y’all are so sweet!” And I’m always tempted to go “yah thanks I was raised to be emotionally indulgent with others even when it hurts me”

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I stg

My English teacher is making us read softcore smut for summer homework.

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Update: he’s now made us read about death, adultery, torture, and sexual exploitation.

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Update update: I have the same teacher again and I swear the man’s a sadist.

the world is a sadist. and it has been for the past ~150 000-200 000 years. he just makes you notice that its how things are, and hopefuly, aims to inject you all with the craving for change. because the power to change this forsaken world is in your hands. use it.

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No Tom this man deadass said, “I like to watch my honors and AP classes struggle.”

I asked him if he was a sadist once and he shrugged.

The man gives summer homework.

He is a sadist.

okay, fuck this guy with a broom stick all the way up his fucking bellybutton.

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So funny story this is the teacher that was married to this lady that was arrested for having a gun at school and for having sex with a student. (She also happened to be my freshman English teacher but w/e)

Parents respond to Van Horn counselor charged in sex case

The arrest of a high school counselor in Independence charged with having sexual contact with a student has some parents concerned.

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Okay so this one time I was griping to my friend in another district about my English teacher and she jokingly said she was going to email him a bunch of memes.

Much to my surprise, I walked into class the next day and my teacher was talking about “some weird email with a bunch of pictures” and I had to explain through laughter-induced tears that I had not, in fact, sent the memes, but my friend had and that it was partially my doing.

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I stg

My English teacher is making us read softcore smut for summer homework.

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Update: he’s now made us read about death, adultery, torture, and sexual exploitation.

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Update update: I have the same teacher again and I swear the man’s a sadist.

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the world is a sadist. and it has been for the past ~150 000-200 000 years. he just makes you notice that its how things are, and hopefuly, aims to inject you all with the craving for change. because the power to change this forsaken world is in your hands. use it.

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No Tom this man deadass said, “I like to watch my honors and AP classes struggle.”

I asked him if he was a sadist once and he shrugged.

The man gives summer homework.

He is a sadist.

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I just realized that when I die all of my thoughts and feelings go with me and there’s no way to preserve all of it and now I’m having an exestential crisis.