salem is my cat

Hannah. 20. Majors in embarrassing myself.

[linda-belcher]

[elkinei]

on stairs

about 5 years ago I bought my Canon 600d and this was one of  first photos 

[convert]

[imwithsalem]

during sex

girlfriend: why are u laughing

me: thought of a meme

[setheverman]

[maxistentialist-deactivated2020]

Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.

[ayazt-deactivated20250916]

Bye she was like going in to labor and pausing in between contractions to do her makeup

[penis-hilton]

me giving birth

[davidslynchian]

“The first film is about what could be, the second is about what should have been. Before Midnight is about what it is.” -Ethan Hawke

[okay]

[bitchvirgo]

my kink is being a meaningful part of someone’s life

[glumshoe]

#tie me up and tell me I’m important

[tanae-briana-deactivated2018010]

[dennys]

If you’re up really late studying for finals, try swapping your contact solution with coffee for a quick pick-me-up.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

dennys you’re taking a serious risk here don’t forget people actually tried drilling holes in their iphones to get the headphone jack back

[ask-me-about-loom]

i tried this and now i can see time thanks dennys

[kodaksnacks-blog]

idk what the fuck this show is but I’m Lorain

[wannabeotakuboy]

catrina’s back must hurt from carrying this entire performance

[brbjellyfishing]

There is just… so much… happening..

[malamente1992]

[goldessz]

[keatonpatti]

[love-personal]