Ilya coming into the Cens locker room post getting outted ready to talk about bagging Shane fucking Hollander

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Ilya coming into the Cens locker room post getting outted ready to talk about bagging Shane fucking Hollander
I do think that whenever Ilya calls Shane and Shane doesn't pick up, Ilya leaves a voicemail. And the voicemail can be anything from, "Come find me," because they got separated at the mall, to "Hello hello, I miss you, oke bye" because Shane has been out of the house all day. There's also, "Coffee shop says they don't sell your tea anymore. Tell me what you want instead. I leave in three minutes. Bye-bye." and "I will not be home when you get here. Running away to join circus. Maybe will be back with Thai food. Mwah mwah."
This is also how Shane ends up getting into his car, seeing that Ilya left a voicemail, and unthinkingly playing it through the speakers of the car only for the deep voice of Shane's Russian-accented husband to boom, "Answer your fucking phone. Slut." with both the windows and moon roof open.
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I wanna hate you. But this broke my heart in a way I cant explain. Im so angry, so hurt. So alone. Left like i was something so easily thrown away, like i never really mattered in the first place. How was this such an easy decision for you to make, how could you not wanna exhaust every possibility before deciding to be done. I've only ever done it when I had no other choice, when I gave everything I had and got nothing back. I would have fought for you; realising you wouldnt do the same has left me feeling hollow. I hate that ive needed you, I hate that ive had moments of maybe I could forgive you. But its not that simple, I know we're better off apart, you took too much, I let you take to much, I think id lost myself in us, living up to who you wanted me to be. The pedestal you put me on may well have been to high but you pushed me off it. I want to hate you, I want this to feel over in my body, I just want it to be done. But I cant, cos you left marks so deep they've scarred, forever changed by knowing you, loving you. I wanna hate you but I can't.
No idea how these men plan to keep it under wraps when Shane Hollander audibly goes into heat when Ilya is within a four mile radius. My boy looks at this upside-down bowling pin shaped Russian like he's going to cry if he doesn't touch him in the next ten seconds and he does it EVERY time. He closes his eyes and listens to Ilya rant in Russian like he's hearing the voice of God. He watches Ilya play with the hockey kids and tries to grow a womb through sheer force of will. Down bad doesn't even begin to describe it. Down atrocious. Down abysmal. Shane wants to crawl inside that man's chest and feel every beat of his heart like it's his own.
No idea how these men plan to keep it under wraps when Ilya Rozanov audibly pulls his heart out of his chest and presents it to Shane on a silver platter the moment he smells his seaweed shampoo. My boy looks at this husband shaped Canadian like he'll explode if he doesn't get his hands on him in the next ten seconds and he does it EVERY time. He closes his eyes and puts his head in the crook of Shane's neck like its the altar where he'll find absolution. He watches Shane lift the Stanley cup and sees Shane lifting their future children in his minds eye. Down bad doesn't even begin to describe it. Down atrocious. Down abysmal. Ilya wants to splice open his DNA and bond with that man on a molecular level until their souls are intertwined.
No one tells you how lonely it feels once youve known what it feels like to be truly seen...but you somehow end up back on your own again through no choice of your own.
Post Hollander - Rozanov marriage and the Ottawa Centaurs are unstoppable then, it's All-Stars and the NHL decide to put Ilya and Shane on separate teams and they both go back to shit-talking the other in interviews and playing up the rivalry and in the game they go all out, scoring goals against each other and chirping the other to relieve the good old days and then everyone realises that it has been foreplay for them the whole time
ABSOLUTELY 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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