oh boy, here we go again…

it’s 2026, and i’ve somehow returned to tumblr. ————— 22, she/her, LGBTQ+

[miifoto]

this is how the show went right

[mango-the-intern]

Headcanon that they do this at some point in the future

[secretidentie]

It was very clear that when clark decided to start wearing his supersuit under his everyday clothes he had never taken getting laid into account.

In his defense, he hadn't thought he would end up dating billionaire playboy and public sex object, Bruce Wayne of all people. Of all the torment superman has endured nothing has ever felt more like a cruel an unusual punishment than having to constantly reject the advance of his new boyfriend as to not reveal his secret identity

Every time things start to get hot and streamy between them he has to make up some excuse before his shirt can be unbuttoned enough to show his family crest. When he was dating Lois it wasn't an issue because she already knew who he was but his relationship with bruce was still far too new for that. He's considered leaving the suit in his apartment and speeding there to change but in his line of work time is critical and he can't afford to waste it. Even leaving it for just one night makes him paranoid that that's the night he'll need it most

Whats worse is that Bruce has been very accommodating. It's obvious he knows clark is making up excuses but he never pushes or ask follow-up questions. Instead he's started not so subtly telling him how it's okay if he needs time or how he doesn't mind waiting and they don't have to do anything he's not comfortable which Clark appreciates he really does but the knowledge that he has access to the hottest man he has ever seen and can't act on it is not so slowly driving him insane

At this point he's wondering if he could just convince bruce he's really into Superhero role play. Seeing his boyfriend in a sexy batman costume doesn't sound like the worst thing in the world

[give-grian-rights]

there should be an episode of Phineas and Ferb where Doof wants to take OWCA to court for entrapment specifically because they're making him fight a platypus, a species protected by law. and Perry just kinda raised a brow and goes with it because he wants to know how this plays out / he's playing a game of chicken with Monogram because he wants. like. better vacation time or paid sick leaves or something

Doof is fully aware that Perry is Letting This Happen. i dont know i think it could be really funny

[mynahred93]

Redrobin, but ever so slightly bird.

[h-l-w]

For @dinlukeweek Matchmaker Grogu

[himboskywalker]

I love how Yoda’s first inclination when Luke crashes into his self imposed exile is to just absolutely fuck with him. He proceeds to rummage through his shit and pester him and beat his droid with a stick and talk nonsense while stealing his food and when Luke is understandably testy with him Yoda turns to Obi-Wan’s force ghost and goes this fuck ass kid is an impatient bitch just like his dad.

[stealingpotatoes]

ok what if, thanks to giving birth to two quarter-force/eldritch skywalkers, padmé wound up as a force ghost (but only said eldritch skywalkers could see her)

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[stealingpotatoes]

Have you ever considered a character role-swap AU for either the Clone Wars era or the Rebels era?

i drew a sith padme ages ago and more recently did that cal-trilla swap au, but let's make MORE of one!!!

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[why-and-or-bother]

Having Candace hang out with Vanessa more is funny because that means that now both of Candace’s closest friends know about agent P, so both Stacy and Vanessa have to just pretend they don’t know their friend’s pet knows kungfu and keeps a fedora up his ass

[hausmakes]

Phineas and Ferb revival yay

[fonmythenmetz]

[noodles-and-tea]

Some robins designs so they’re not just “kid with a mask and curtain bangs”

[charlesonmambo]

@thebibliosphere Just saw this on reddit. (From Batman #58) ("punchline" panel after the "keep reading")

[bbbbbbbbatman]

I think it'd be funny if the identity reveal was super anticlimactic. Clark has an interview scheduled with Bruce Wayne about some new project or initiative the company is doing and he walks into Bruce's office and sits down and through a combination of sounds/smells/matching injuries/whatever just immediately recognizes him as Batman and is so surprised he can't contain his reaction and he's just like "Batman...?"

And Bruce loses the Brucie Wayne posture immediately, rolls his eyes and just says, unsurprised and a bit condescending, "Superman."

And then they just sit there in silence, staring at each other, Clark very confused and Bruce clearly annoyed at how quickly Superman recognized him. And when it becomes clear Bruce isn't going to say anything further, Clark looks down at his notes where he has some questions written down and, without knowing what else to do, just awkwardly starts with the first question.

The following interview is one of the strangest he's ever done. Bruce gives some very typical Brucie Wayne answers but all completely deadpan, hardly any inflection. He's also clearly grumpy the entire time. Aside from Bruce not acting like Brucie Wayne, there is no further mention or acknowledgement of their superhero identities. Clark goes back to Metropolis in a daze and still isn't convinced that the whole thing wasn't a fever dream.

[funnypages]

Clark’s deadpan look as he reveals their coworkers are actually far stupider than Bruce thought is everything. I’ve rarely if ever seen Batman that scared.

[fancyfade]

Superman performing cpr on humans: *gently does it with one hand like u do on babies*

Superman performing CPR on Wonder Woman: *punch punch punch*

Justice League: A League of One

[gesiatari]

Wonder Woman performing CPR on humans: *Use a defibrillator*

Wonder Woman performing CPR on Superman: Lighting of Zeus goes brr

Justice League of America (2015) #9