Opinions of Odysseus

hodgepodge blog/check out my books

[modwyr]

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

[starrybouquet]

GILLIAN ANDERSON as DANA SCULLY ➟ The X-Files 1.17 E.B.E.

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

Boris won’t stop annoying me for dinner even though dinner is in 40 minutes so I’m trying to teach Boris when to expect dinner using base-bean

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

sulking

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[ryebreadgf]

[meltingpotofinterests]

[woodmeat]

Me

[woodmeat]

Boy I forgot to add da damn post

[papigetbusy-deactivated20221012]

We not even trying no more here

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[catgirltitties]

ok so write that down

[princessmo]

your honor i did NOT smoke that weed *walking around visibly shaped like a pot leaf*

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[filmtvtoday]

It's like describing a dog to someone who's never seen a dog. And then asking them to draw it.

BACKROOMS 2026 — dir. Kane Parsons

[aphrostiel]

the spocks

[and-fishing-equipment]

sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

[ishipallthings]

[aenslem]

I lived among otters once for a month. DOCTOR WHO | The Caretaker

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

[evilscientist3]

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

[anexperimentallife]

[uncivilliberties]

Too good et cetera et cetera

[thegoopershome]

weird Al tried to fix this in his song ”dare to be stupid” where he explicitly tells people to let you babies grow up to be cowboys, sadly the effort failed

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

walter white in his underwear with the pistol readying to face the sirens, quietly to himself: this is my fight song. my walter white song