'Something'

I am going to college finally. Did you hear me? I'm finally getting closer and closer to my career. Hour by hour I'm getting near my degree. My plan is to not stay in my hometown all my life, but move to Los Angeles or New York. It's a cliche dream I know. But I think everyone should move to these two cities in their life time. They are beautiful cities. I'm an English Literature major. No, I'm not going to be an English teacher. I'm going to be a lawyer because I'm a workaholic who prefers the attention, workload and prestige of a lawyer. There's no doubt the money is good for lawyers (well not in the first year), but I want to be on the path to help people especially my tribe. (I'm Navajo) I really want to work with the Education departments in tribal governments to help kids succeed. I'm made for that and living in the city. I'm still trying to figure out how I can do that. Yeah, I fell for my two English teachers, well one wasn't my English teacher, he just introduced himself to me. So if you follow me because you think I'm a teacher blog, I'll mention it a few times once I see something that reminds them of me, but I won't write about them excessively anymore because I they give off the feeling for me to simply move on and find new lovers. I'm so young.

[traikyn]

*Gordon Ramsey voice*

Finally, a good f**king meme

[smooththegoofyshark]

It’s been 84 years since I saw a meme this good

[tariah23]

@eggoy @goldenheartxoxo @brunobucciarati

[quecono]

Me as a lawyer

BUT, your honor, I googled it twice 

[neverthere12345]

[kedreeva]

i like where this person is going with this, but it’s also wrong.

cats aren’t mimicking human infant cries when they meow. Why would they do that? How would they even know if they’ve never met a human infant? You know when cats meow that doesn’t involve humans? To their babies. Their kittens mewl and they meow back, until the kittens can open their eyes and learn the non-vocal and sub-vocal cat language cues.

Cats don’t meow to us because they’re trying to manipulate us into thinking they’re our babies. Cats meow to us because they suspect that we’re just big, bumbling babies that Need Some Extra Help Communicating.

You know when many cats, including my own, stop meowing at humans? When you learn what non-vocal language cues they recognize, and use those to communicate instead. One of the cues best known by humans is the slow-blink of warmth and respect.

[firstgirlwonder-deactivated2018]

I’m glad I found this, because this is probably why my cat talks to me as much as she does.

She used to be a mother, before she came home with me. So it makes hella sense. 

When I go outside, she watches through the window and makes a little ‘meep’ sound when I walk back in, or longer mews, probably asking where I’ve been. She also likes to alert me after she jumps on me, with a meow. 

One of her non verbal things is getting behind me then putting her claws in my back to make me sit back so she can lay on me. 

[dailypsychologyfacts]

7 Tips for Living With Depression

In this article, I will be discussing seven basic ways to help when living with a depressive disorder. Anyone who suffers from depression knows how hard it can be to live life day-to-day. It can consume you and make you feel like you can’t get out of bed. Most people are still searching for ways to take control and get their life back into motion; but, it is always nice to have some help when doing so.

After over a decade of dealing with Major Depressive Disorder, I have finally begun to take control of my life and find ways to cope with the deep depression that has consumed me for so long. Each item on this list is something that I have found helps ease the daily hindrances caused by depression; I use these weapons to help me in my everyday battle.

1. Develop a routine start with small tasks; set attainable short-term goals.

This minor adjustment to your daily schedule can be a huge step in learning to live life while battling depression. Start small, make a list of things you would like to accomplish every day. For example, get up and brush your teeth, take your medicine and/or vitamins, eat breakfast, and build from …

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[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea 

[sekiss-blog1]

this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes

[dream-lessx]

[slickbackjr-blog]

“Welp I can’t fix that shit”

[amoisthobo]

This was exceptional

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

I’ve never seen such an accurate example of what conversations with your best friends are like.

[sencha-studies]

I was talking to my parents about how many of my friends are already getting job offers, internships, and study abroad experiences as rising college juniors.

I said, “It feels like my life is buffering, like when you get that spinning pinwheel thing on your laptop.”

My dad responded, “Yeah, but when it finally loads, it’ll be HD quality.”

So I thought I’d share that bit with you all. If you’re feeling the same way, support your friends, but keep your head down, work hard, and wait for it–your time will come. :)

[kanyewesticle]

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

[vodka-zamolodchikova]

me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]

my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y

[jerryterry]

Me, realizing my mistake, reopening Chrome and preparing to mash ctrl+shift+T to bring them all back one by one:

My computer:

[thursday]

[catchymemes]

The best kind of neighbour

[loki-against-onision-deactivate]

*smashes foot into door* THIS IS SO CUTE

[4gifs]

[demo-espeon]

Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right??

[bangtangeneral-deactivated20181]

Having none of that shit today.

[ghdos-blog]

“Ay man, y’all chill the fuck out. Y’all fucking up the party.”

[smearedlipstick-deactivated2015]

I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING

[askfordoodles]

Pack animals like dogs don’t tolerate dissent in their group because it weakens the pack’s social structure… There are similar clips on youtube of them breaking up rabbit and rooster fights… They don’t care what species you are, they just want you to CUT THAT SHIT OUT.

[impostoralice-deactivated201511]

They don’t differentiate species because dogs think everything else is just a weird dog. 

[daughterofthestars]

ANIMAL BEHAVIOR IS FUN MAN OMG

[makesmysoulache]

“EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST A WEIRD DOG” This is painfully accurate

[spencersunboy]

Oliver is really excited about dirt

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

listen, he’s doing great and im proud of him.

[cognitivedissonance]

Your cute cat of the day

[tabbran]

Please send me more of these memes, I need to see literally every single one of them

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[castlevanian]

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this meme is officially called Fantasy Painting Object Labeling, thanks for that @eddrian32!

[juliaanoia]

I love these so much

[hashtagloveloses]

breaking bad, fight club, rick and morty, clockwork orange, and the catcher in the rye are all arguably good things - but if a man says they are his FAVORITE book/movie/tv show? RUN.

[arthicat]

Can someone explain this to me?

[thescotchinthenorth-deactivated]

They’re all works that are examinations of compelling but deeply flawed (usually narcissistic and violent) men. People rightly like all these works because they are good, but the implication of the original post is that if a guy says they are his favorite work, he is probably misunderstanding the point of the work and instead idolizing the male protagonist and is unable to recognize their flaws.

[friendly-animals]

[mugen-nimbus-deactivated2019022]

My cat: literally just fucking meows

Me: