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The story behind how Thalia Spinoza ended up joining the Inglorious Basterds
The morning was cold, as was to be expected in northern France during the early spring of 1944.
Mother’s bundled up their children and husband’s for the chill of dawn.
Many cafe’s kept a good supply of hot coffee and warmed pastries readily available during the early hours of morning light.
And that’s how Thalia liked to spend her mornings.
Sitting at a table tucked away by the window of Maurine’s Patisserie, slowly digging through her third flan with a spoon bent crooked at the handle.
The wind howled against the window panes, creating a low whistle that caused many patrons of the small Patisserie to shiver of what was to meet them outside.
“Here you are, Thalia,”
Maurine herself was an elderly woman, aged by wisdom and kept healthy as she poured her love into every single baked good she made to share with the world in the dark times.
With soft blue eyes and wrinkles that told the stories of a hundred life times.
A soft hum left Thalia’s lips as she nodded in thanks to the older woman.
“Take a seat, Maurine,” The brunette hummed, tapping the chair beside her with soft smile.
“Oh dear,” Maurine mused, smiling gently at the girl before resting her frail hand on the young womans arm, “you’re gonna run me clean out of business,”
Thalia followed her gaze and smiled sheepishly at the sight of three empty flan tins.
Some mornings were meant for flan, black coffee and the company of those who felt like home.
The two spoke quietly, talking about what awaited for them that day - for Maurine, it was helping her husband bring in the days delivery of flour, fruit-and eggs.
For Thalia Spinoza, it was cutting off a German resupply truck on the south-east side of Bogue.
“Window shopping,” was what she told the woman to keep her mind from Thalia’s safety.
The jingle of the door opening left a soft sigh of fatigue leaving Maurine’s lips.
Thalia patted her arm before helping the baker stand, and taking her seat again.
She paid no mind to the door. People came and went - regardless if it was the local French children or the foot soldiers of Hitler’s SS.
Besides, turning around would most certainly put eyes on her back - Thalia had been on the run for nearly a year - but she guessed her luck would have to run out at one point or another.
She didn’t think it would be today or all days.
The brunette swirled the coffee around the mug, bumping it into the crooked spoon.
Thalia apologized to the near by family, turning her body to reach for the spoon - and get a glance at the door.
Eight men walked into the bakery; ages a muddle of late teens to early thirties.
The excitement in some of the younger men’s face’s brought a small, nearly invisible smile to her lips.
“Go get what you want,”
The man clad in the dark jacket was definitely not French. Nor European for that matter.
The smile dropped.
She rooted herself in her chair, turning back to the new flan tin Maurine had placed in front of her.
The heavy American accent caused a sigh to escape Thalia’s lips.
She knew Lieutenant Aldo Raine would find her eventually. He always did.
Their footsteps were heavy in the calm of the Patisserie, getting closer and closer to the brunette until the chairs at her table screeched and the floor and heavy bodies sat beside her.
Thalia looked up, catching Maurine’s worried gaze from across the counter.
The brunette sent her a smile to ease her worries.
And then bright hazel met startling onyx brown.
Her lips parted at the sight of the Bostonian, taking in how disheveled he looked since the last time she had seen him nearly four years ago.
Donny Donowitz sat to her right - broad shoulders hunched ever so slightly, nearly unnoticeably.
To her left, sat Aldo Raine, a grin on his face as he stared openly at the brunette holding a spoonful of flan half way to her face.
“Well, Thalia, ain’t you a sight for sore eyes,” his Appalachian drawl caused Thalia to close her eyes and lower her spoon.
When she opened them, the pair was still there, joined by four more unfamiliar faces.
“Enough with the flattery Aldo,” the brunette murmured quietly, catching sight of the curious gaze’s being sent their way. “It didnt get you anywhere last time,”
Last time she had ran into the moonshiner from Maynardville, she had gotten caught up in helping him secure a weapons cache on the hills of Sicily.
She guessed they were both lucky that their necks didn’t break during the attempted lynching.
“Why the sour face, Doll?” Donny asked, taking the spoon from her hand and sliding the flan towards himself.
“Get your own-“
“Sharing is caring,” He cut her off, “and I’d say this is long over due,”
Thalia rolled her eyes, fixing the light scarf around her neck as a chill ran over her skin.
“You never laid for my dry cleaning,” She said, “had to get a whole new coat you know,”
“I gotcha this time, Doll,” Donny said.
‘Mhm.’ The brunette mused before turning to Aldo.
“What do you want now, Raine?” She asked quietly.
The Apache leaned back in his chair, throwing his arm around the back of hers.
“Well, Darling,” Raine started, “we need us a lil’ resupply and we heard you were the best in the business,”
“Oh,” Thalia feigned offense, “so you didn’t want to sit down with me and drink some coffee -“
She threw a look at Donny, who was shoveling the flan into his mouth,
“And steal MY flan from me on this gorgeous morning,”
The table chuckled at her mocking tone, smiles on their faces at the stranger the Lieutenant had yet to introduce themselves too.
“We’ll join you tomorrow,” Aldo promised, “how does that sound-“
The jingle of the door opening cut him off, all laughter and chatter cut short as a group of German officers entered the Patisserie.
“Sound peachy,” Thalia stood from the table, gathering the tins and empty cups, “but right now we gotta get the hell out of here,”
Her Chicago accent was gone.
“Guten morgen,” She said in passing to the German officers, sending a faux smile their way as she passed the dishes to Maurine.
“Bis spater, Maurine,” Thalia called lit as she walked towards the door.
“Pass auf dich!” The woman called out, eyeing the blonde German as he stared at the brunette walk past him.
The German’s hand wrapped around her arm, squeezing gently as he stopped Thalia from making her way towards the Inglorious Basterds.
“Entschuldigung,” he began, sending her a soft smile, “Sie sehen heute reizend aus, junge Dame,”
The brunette returned the smile, simply trying to get out of the Patisserie before she stuck out like a sore thumb.
“Danke schon-“ she was cut off as the blonde lifted his hand to her face, moving a curl to tuck it behind her ear.
“Marco-“ he interrupted, “Marco Zubovich”
“Es freut mich, Sie kennenzulernen,” Thalia pulled her arm away, trying very hard to not make a scene in front of the patrons of Maurine’s. “Aber ich muss gehen – mein Bruder und seine Freunde warten auf mich- tschuss!”
Donny waited for her by the door, the rest of the basterds already outside.
“Didnt know you spoke German,” Donny said quietly, glancing back Marco, who was staring at the brunette as they walked away.
“Well the hour we spent together in Boston wasnt really long enough to get to know someone, Donny,”
“Frau!”
She stiffens, both her and Donny stopping mid step to turn around and face the Patisserie.
“Das hast du fallen lassen,”
Marco stood a few feet away from her, holding out her wallet.
Thalia stared at him, eyes narrowing as he held it out to her.
She hadnt dropped it.
She had deliberately placed it on the inner pocket of her jacket.
“Danke Marco,” she said, taking the wallet.
Donny’s face was stoic as he stared at the blonde German. Marco stared right back, looking past Thalia as she tucked it away.
“Keine problem, Thalia,”
The brunette froze.
Her heart started beating out of her chest.
Marco had taken the wallet from her jacket and looked through it.
Maurine was always careful to never speak her name in the presence of the SS - yet the German lieutenant in front of her had simply pick pocketed her wallet and taken a peak at her papers.
“Ich habe dich endlich gefunden, Dolly,” Marco said, lips pressed together to a thin line.
Quickly shoving the officer, sending him toppling over the bench.
“Scatter,” she said, shoving past a couple walking down the street as the Basterds quickly joined them in a life-at-stake game of hide and seek.
Thalia and the Basterds ran, bullets flying into the sky as families ran to cover.
The SS officers had been looking for Thalia Spinoza for a nearly a year.
It had been her own damn fault she was found.
A sharp pain in her arm caused her to stagger, a slow warmth of running down her arm underneath her sleeve.
“Fuck!”
Thalia ran into an alley, not once looking behind her before tucking herself being a dumpster.
“Dolly!” Marco’s tone was mocking as he slowed his run to walk.
The young woman tensed, hand reaching for anything near by that could possibly help her if worse came to worse.
“I know you’re here,” Marco drawled out, his cold gaze scanning the alley.
He watched for movement in the shadows, unaware of the danger that awaited him as he neared the dumpster.
Captain Marco Zubovich had finally found her.
He had found Thalia ‘Dolly’ Spinoza - the woman who had been terrorizing German officers for months without end.
“I see you-“ a brick to the face cut him off, sending him to the floor.
Thalia lunged at him, brick falling to the ground in their scuffle.
Marco reached for his Luger, only for it to be kicked from his hand the moment he found the grip.
“Y’all. Just. Never. Leave. Well enough. Alone!” Thalia grilled the back of his jacket collar as she straddled him on the dirty alley ground.
With her arms crossed over each-other, she squeezed tightly, pulling her face away from his clawing hands as he gasped for breath.
With blood rushing to her ears - all the gun shots. The shouting. Marco’s strangled cries.
They became silent under her own breath.
Thalia backed away from Marco, staring at her hand before she gave his body a good kick.
Her breathing was heavy, hair falling over her face and she hauled herself off of the ground.
Her eyes scanned the scene.
She had mad a mess of a good morning - mow she only hoped the Basterds were doing better than she was.
With one last look at Marco, she grabbed his luger, tucking it into her shirt before walking out of the alley.
The streets had been cleared.
Cars riddled with bullet holes. Broken glass from nearby shops. A few Germans lying face down on the street - bodies stiff.
The once sunny morning grew dark as she stood in the center of the mess she had caused.
Popping her neck, Thalia walked away from the scene.
It would only take an hour and a half for Aldo to find her a few streets away.
A smile grew on his face - glad to see the woman was okay - as he neared her.
Thalia was leaning against a post, not caring that the sky was crying over her.
His brown eyes gave her a once over.
The scarf she once wore around her neck acted as a make shift bandage over her arm. Her hair had been messily thrown into a braid of curls.
Thalia at with her knees brought up to her chest, arms wresting over them with a cigarette hanging loosely from her left hand.
“Spinoza,” she didnt look at him. “Thalia,”
Aldo Raine crouched in front of her, taking the nearly burnt out smoke from her hand and tossing it aside.
His hand found its place on her knee - gently shaking her.
She was cold to the touch.
“Come on sweetheart,” he drawled, “lets get you some place warm,”
Aldo Raine helped her stand - wrapping his jacket around her shoulders.
Thalia Spinoza let him.
Together, the pair walked to the rest of the Basterds.
Thalia’s hand clutching Marco’s luger like a promise of the unfinished.
Teddy Fuckin’ Ballgame
Donny Donowitz x OFC
Nazi-occupied France, 1944
Corporal Thalia Spinoza sat beside a German torso, scalp in hand as she stared past Lieutenant Aldo Raine, towards the German sergeant staring right back at her.
Sergeant Werner Rachtman was a stubborn man hailing from the German Werhmacht of the SS.
A stupid, stubborn man.
He had been watching Thalia with the hunger of a stray dog, one of many Germans to do so.
And Sergeant Donny Donowitz had noticed.
Even as he lit a cigarette in the dark tunnel leading out to where the Basterds stood - where the German bodies littered the ground like garbage - he could see the hunger in the mans eyes.
Thalia Spinoza was the only woman in their group of misfits.
A very special one at that.
Donowitz had met her prior to leaving Boston - a quick meeting but one that left him with a burning hole in his chest and a slow realization that he had fallen completely and irrevocably in love with the Chicago girl the moment he saw her.
Boston 1940
Donny Donowitz walked briskly through the busy streets of Boston, heading straight for the sports goods store down the block from his fathers barber shop with the intent of looking for a bat to greet the Germans with once he landed in Europe.
“Give ‘em hell, Donny!” Mrs. Meriam Kronke called out to him - the brute of a Bostonian giving her a grin and a wave before he slammed into another body.
“Fucking shit-“
His eyes snapped towards the brunette in her now coffee soaked dress blues standing a mere foot away from him.
It took a minute for Donny to say anything - he was busy staring at the young woman staring at him.
She stood tall - taller than any girl he had seen before - broad shouldered with a look on her face that would kill a grown man.
Her body was complimented by the Marine Corps dress blues, the ribbons on her chest making Donny take a closer look at her uniform.
It was tailored beautifully.
The coat lined her torso, dipping at the waist before meeting the skirt as it fell to just an inch above her knees. The ribbons and badges that line her chest were supported by a bountiful rack - as Donny had politely put it - and the golden three stripes and cross rifles centered on her arms led straight to her angelic face.
Sharp jaw. Perfectly manicured eyebrows furrowed in frustration. Plump dark red lips pressed together as her mind ran at a thousand miles a minute.
Golden hazel eyes turned nearly obsidian as she glared at him, sizing him up.
“You better be buying me another coffee if you’re gonna keep looking at me like that,” she muttered, tossing the now crushed cup into a nearby trash can.
Donny blinked before rushing to take his hanker chief out of his pocket and handing it to her.
“I’m sorry about that, sweetheart,” Bostonian accent strong.
Thalia didn’t know she could possibly get more pissed off at the dark haired brute of a man standing in front of her.
“Watch yourself, sweetheart,” she mocked, not caring that the man was only a half head taller than her.
Or the fact that he looked like he could choke someone out with a single hand.
“Sorry,” Donny said again, a grin spreading onto his face, “I’ll pay for your dry cleaning,”
He hopes his offer would take some of the heat off him, yet he only received a low grunt as she dabbed at her coat.
“It’s fine,” she settled, letting out a soft sigh before holding out the hanker chief, “thanks…”
“Donny,” the man offered, grabbing the now coffee coated hankerchief.
Their fingers brushed together, a hitch catching in his throat.
“Donny Donowitz,”
The woman nodded, taking her hand back before she slowly fixed her coat.
“Thalia Spinoza,”
The two stood in an awkward silence before Donny offered to escort her around, which she reluctantly agreed to after telling the now staring crowd on the street to keep moving.
He led her to the sports goods store after buying her a new cup of coffee from Mr. Liebgott just across the street.
A content sigh left her lips as she breathed in the smell of cleats and new basketballs.
“Whatcha looking for anyways?” She asked as looked around, following her new acquaintance towards the baseball section of the quaint store.
“I’ll show you in a sec, Doll,”
Donny slowed as he neared the baseball bats.
The heaviest one sat in its rack, grip tape wrapped around the handle neatly.
“You gonna beat Germans skulls in with that?”
A grin grew on his face, dark eyes settling on Thalia as his hands spin the bat around.
“You can read me like a book, can’t ya?”
A smile formed on the brunettes lips.
“Some say thats my best feature,” she quipped back, taking the bat from his hands. “This’ll do nicely,”
After paying for it, Donny turned to her with a marker in hand.
“Sign it?”
A laugh left her lips as she shook her head, taking the marker from his hand before setting the bat on center.
Her hand ran along the edge, coming to the top of the bat before she uncapped the marker.
‘Thalia A. Spinoza’ written in clean handwriting.
“Gotta hit ‘em hard for me, Donny,” she said, looking up at him with a smile on her face.
Heat rose to his cheeks as she stared at her name on his bat, eyes shifting to her as she held out the marker.
Fingers met yet again as he grabbed it, a small shock zapping at their fingertips.
“Call me Teddy fuckin’ Ballgame, Doll,”
German-occupied France 1944
The Basterds laughed as Hirshberg forced them to kneel in front of him.
“Hey, Hirschberg,” the young Basterds eyes moved towards the Lieutenant. “Send that Kraut sarge over,”
With a heavy hit to the krauts back, he said, “You. Go.”
The German moved with caution, actions deliberate as he made his way over to the officer sitting on the small him next to the bodies of his patrol.
“Sergeant Werner Rachtman,”
“Lieutenant Aldo Raine,”
“Pleased to meet you.”
The German was curt, eyes drifting towards the woman sitting just behind the lieutenant, eyes settling on her breasts and hips before moving back to the lieutenant.
“You know what “sit down” means, Werner?”
“Yes”
Aldo Raine paused, hand motioning for him to sit.
“Then sit down.”
Werner sat down infront of the American.
“How is your English, Werner?” Raine asked,
“Because if need be, we got a couple of fellows who can translate.”
Raine motioned to the man standing to the right of the woman, arms holding a Karabiner 98k rifle.
The man stared at the kraut indifferently.
“Wicki here, an Austrian-Jew, got the fuck out of Munich while the getting was good,” Raine’s accent got thicker by the minute, “Became American, got drafted, come back to give y’all what for,”
He motioned to the woman sitting beside ‘Wicki’.
“Dame’s Thalia Spinoza; started tearing scalps off krauts with the 1st Marine Provisional Brigade before she offered her services to us,”
The woman stared back at Werner, jaw clenching as her hand tossed the now loose scalp at the kraut, hitting him square in the chest.
“Another one up there you might be familiar with - Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz,”
The name caused Werner to snap his head towards the German standing on top of the tunnels.
“Heard of him?”
Werner scoffed.
“Everybody in the German Army has heard of Hugo Stiglitz,”
The Basterds laughed, some even clapping as Hugo grinned.
“Can I assume you know who we are?” Raine asked, fixing the cap on his head.
“You’re Aldo the Apache,”
Whooping came from the Bastards, a sharp whistling leaving Spinoza’s lips.
“Werner, if you heard of us, you probably heard we ain’t in the prisoner-taking business,” Raine clapped his hand, looking at his Basterds, “We in the killing Nazi business, and, cousin, business is a booming,”
Hirschberg let out a laugh, “oh yeah,”
“Now, that leaves two ways we can play this out.
“Either kill you or let you go,” a pause. “Whether or not you’re going to leave this ditch alive depends entirely on you.”
Raine reached into his pocket, by passing the sandwich before pulling out a map.
“Up the road a piece, there’s an orchard-
Besides you, we know there’s another Kraut patrol fucking around here somewhere,”
“If that patrol were to have any crack shots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper’s delight.
So if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again…” Rain trailed off before looking at Werner.
He watched the man’s eyes trail past him towards Spinoza.
Internally, he knew Donny was going to have a good time smashing his head in.
“You gotta to show me on this here map where they are - you got to tell me how many they are, and you got to tell me what kind of artillery they’re carrying with them,”
Werner scoffs, his eyes back on the officer.
“You can’t expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger,” the kraut crosses his arms, staring at Raine with an incredulous look.
Raine takes off his cap, running a hand through his hair.
“Well, now, Werner, that’s where you’re wrong, because that’s exactly what I expect. I need to know about Germans hiding in trees - and you need to tell me, and you need to tell me right now,”
He’s growing bored with the German.
The conversation was going nowhere.
“Now, just take that finger of yours and point out on this here map where this party is being held, how many is it coming and what they brought to play with,”
Thalia grins.
She glanced back towards the tunnels watching the cigarette burn its orange glow for a moment before dying out.
“I respectfully refuse, sir,”
Donny taps the bat on the ground a few times, cracking his neck.
The tapping echoes as he flicks the cigarette but to the ground.
“Hear that?”
“Yes,”
Werners eyes fall past the Basterds, towards the tunnel.
It was too dark to see anything past the first few feet - a pit growing in his stomach.
“That’s Sergeant Donny Donowitz - You might know him better by his nickname,” Aldo stares at Werner.
“The Bear Jew - Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you got to have heard about The Bear Jew,”
“I heard of The Bear Jew,”
“What did you hear?”
“Beats German soldiers with a club,”
“He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does,” Aldo corrects, “And, Werner, I’m going to ask you one last goddamn time, and if you still respectfully refuse, I’m calling The Bear Jew over,”
He paused for a second.
“He’s going to take that big bat of his, and he’s going to beat your ass to death with it,”
Aldo’s patience is running out.
“Now, take your Wienerschnitzel-licking finger, and point out on this map what I want to know,”
Werner is openly staring at Spinoza, gathering how she shifts to stand, hips popped onto her right leg, arms crossed over her chest - light grey v-neck accentuating the clench of her jaw as her neck strains.
“Fuck you,” Thalia locks eyes with Werner, lips pressed into a tight smile, “And your Jew dogs,”
Spinoza claps as the rest of the Basterds hoot and laugh.
“Actually, Werner, we’re all tickled to hear you say that,” Rain stands, folding the map as he turns slightly towards the tunnel, “Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to going to the movies,”
He shoves the map into one hand.
“Donny!”
“Yeah?”
“Got us a German here who wants to die for country - Obliiiiige him,”
Aldo sits at Spinoza’s feet as Donny slowly makes his way towards the German, tapping bis bat rhythmically on the stone under his feet.
He is deliberate with his actions - mimicking a clock counting down the final minute of the krauts miserable life.
Thalia admires the man as he steps out of the tunnel, taking him all in.
Broad shoulders. Narrow hips. Muscle beyond the average strongman highlighted by the white tank he wore.
His eyes were dark, locking on Werner almost immediately.
The Basterds hoot and cheer, Donny swinging the bat over his shoulder as he exits the tunnel.
His eyes dont miss the way Werner is staring at Spinoza.
And he wasnt going to let him oogle his dame for free.
Donny looked over at Thalia, shooting her a wink before she threw him a theatrical kiss - a smile on her lips.
The Bear Jew stops in front of Werner as the cheers die down.
The bat hits Werner in the chest.
“Did you get that for killing Jews?”
“Bravery,”
Donn takes the bat in his hands, slowly resting it so Thalia’s signature touched his head as it ran down the side of his face.
The hate in his chest for the pig of a man kneeling before him grew by the second.
Donny was a man with unwittling rage - his hatred for the Germans fueled by many Jews that had died by their hands.
In a flash, the bat flies up and away, before Donny yells, swinging the bat down with all his might.
The Basterds cheer, as the Jew Bear continues his turning the German to a pulp.
“Yeah!”
“Oh, no!” Utivich calls out mockingly, Ulmer joining him with his own,
“Oh, no!”
“Donny!” Hugo calls out, laughing as he watching the Germans skull split open.
“Yeah, Donny!” Spinoza cheers, clapping along with Aldo before laughing as the Lieutenant pulls out a sandwich she had made for the group hours before they took out the patrol.
Her stare turns towards Hirschberg and the younger krauts kneeling in front of him.
Both of them look scare shitless.
“About now, I’d be shitting my pants if I was you,”
“Teddy Fucking Williams knocks it out of the park!” Donny is swinging the bat around, satisfied with the pink jelly like tissue splattered on the ground. “Fenway Park is on its feet for Teddy Fucking Ballgame - He went yard on that one, on to fucking Lansdowne Street!”
Thalia had to admit it.
Donny looks hot as shit all sweaty and splattered with blood.
Absolutely addicting.
“You!” Donny yells, pointing his bat at the blonde German before starting to walk over.
The kraut panics, tears running down gis face before he scrambles onto his feet and tries to make a run for it.
Key word - tries.
A single shot rang out.
“Damn it, Hirschberg!” Aldo stuffs the sandwich into his mouth, pulling the map back out. “Donny, bring that other one over here. Alive!”
Hirschburg shoved the last kraut forward as Donny nears.
“Get the fuck up! Batter up - You’re on deck!”
A quick shove to the back with his bat and the German is knelt in front of Aldo.
“Two hits. I hit you, you hit the ground,”
Thalia shakes her head, smiling.
Donny loved baseball with an extreme passion.
Aldo Raine waves him away as Wicki joins the trio to translate.
Swinging the bat back over his shoulder, Donny Donowitz makes his way towards the brunette with a grin on his face.
Spinoza returns a smile, holding out her half of a sandwich to him.
“Thanks, Doll,”
His bare arm wraps around her shoulder, pulling ber into his side.
Her free hand rests on his back, her eyes running over the young kraut soared from Donny’s bat.
But not Aldo’s knife.
“Teddy fucking Ballgame,” she says with a wide smile.
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Inglorious Basterds
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F!Reader, Plus Size! reader,American! Reader
Backstory:
You are an American 23 year old solider, with a background in sniping and in demolitions, as well as being the newest addition to task force 141. Laswell knew you'd be a perfect match for the work she sends the team on. The team has been very kind to you, Price has made it known that you are a tough soldier and that the men shouldn't be a bother to you. You had been the first women, besides Laswell that the soldiers had seen in 2 months. All of their compliments felt awkward.
When you first met with the team, Soap was the first to swing an arm around you. "lass, m'sergeant Mactavish, but ya' can call Soap. Good to see a pretty face." Of course because of your upbringing from not just family but friends you quickly discard his comment.
With each week that passes by, the men try and fail to ask you out, even their compliments are discarded. It's not that they aren't flattering, but you know best than to take them to heart.
Back home in the America, you weren't always the woman men asked because they wanted, no, you were much more of a dare, a stupid bet. And as time went on you grew more and more exhausted.
"Hey r/n," it was the same guy from your unit, the one other girls wanted, and you did too. You blushed. "yes, Robbie?"
"what about you and me tonight, maybe we can get to know each other and what not?" he started smiling.
"of course!" you answered,
and that night when you went to the designated location, you started to hear his friends laugh, he walked up you. "Why don't you kiss me?" he pointed to his cheek. You pecked it and he started laughing, he walked away and as his friends laughter filled the room, you heard him say, "told you I'd get her that quickly!" his friends cheering him on, a few took their wallets out.
This went off for years, and after a while you just discard all advances anyone made. Whether they were real or not, it didnt' matter.
Alejandro was walking around base when he noticed you were working out, you had some baggy clothes, and once you had realized no one else was around you took your jumper off, your skin glistened with sweat. You had some mens shorts, the silhouette of your thick thigh bouncing as you started another rep of jump rope. You truly had no idea they all actually thought you were beautiful. Perfect as Gaz had gushed to soap and Alejandro.
Soap walked in, a smirk on his face. He was the first one to admit he fancied you the moment you two met.
"ye're wee brain can't comprehend ye're perfit(perfect) lass."
"so funny of you. You can drop the act now." you sounded annoyed, he was the third guy that morning to compliment you, and by the time he talked to you, you were already tired of the joke.
"wit yer talkin' aboot?"
"The whole 'wow soldier, you are a beauty' bull shit."
"Am not kid'in 'ere"
"Soap, I get it. It's a thing men do, just please don't make me miss my morning workout."
He was defeated once more, and just walked away how head head low. " 'nother day I guess
This are now their personal reactions to you rejecting them and their compliments, and also what body features they liked about you.
Alejandro:
"where I'm from you would be considered national treasure, seriously r/n, eres hermosa, take my breath away."
"Jokes over." you told him.
Swear he definitely googled how to flirt in American, and for hours he took notes
His ego was beyond doubt bruised.
Oh he is an ass and thighs. All he wanted was to lay his head on your thighs and as you wrapped your legs around him he wanted to caress them. Definitely daydreamed about slapping your ass a few times.
A girl with your beauty rejecting him? he surely started to take his looks into consideration.
He was discouraged, and for weeks he just spoke to you when he had to.
Gaz:
"I swear I studied your beauty at school."
"look if your next words will be "in the meuseam of freaks", then just get out."
He tried, he really did. Every Friday morning you'd wake up to flowers in your room. and of course you always threw them away. It had also been a joke back then, so his attempts weren't worth the embarrassment.
He and Alejandro soon started to ask each other if they had done something wrong,
Boobs kind of man. Was it weird that he wanted to hold them just so you could rest? no, and he also envisioned his head squished by them, day dreamed about it.
He tried calling his mum and sisters to explain to him what he was doing wrong.
At night he'd watch tutorials or TikTok girls explaining what could work and what won't.
Ghost:
this man fucking tried everything!
You were the first female soldier he wanted to ask out. All the other drooling female rookies that flirted with him were no where near you.
Thighs and ass type of guy. And for good reasons he wanted you, selfish in a way but how could he not go wild when you walked in front of him, he tried to keep his sanity.
For weeks he tried getting close to you, but when he did you just treated him like a friend. It was a title he was willing to change of course.
"I think you actually are beautiful, and I know what you'll say. But keep it to yourself...I just want to sneak my way in,,,promise I'll be stealthy with it." it made you laugh, and yet again, his name was marked in red ink
There was a reason why he never told anybody how he felt towards you,,,it was a solo mission he was willing to not comeback from
Yes, he always had a thing for women in his league but how could he not try and beat the odds, it was clear to him no one not even him would be near your league.
Price:
He was more pissed with himself when you kept saying no to his nightly adventures.
"Would you mind going with me to this nice restaurant near base?"
"I swear price I am getting tired, no I won't go, and you can go ahead and tell your boys I said no. The bet is over!"
Ass man, this guy wanted to just deadass slap your ass every time he saw you workout. Drove him mental to be honest.
He was very confused, he thought it was an American thing. He made Gaz google what you tried to say to him.
In his office he had a notebook with theories as to why you had been saying no to him. His conclusion was his accent, or maybe his cigar.
One night he went alone to the bar, and asked every woman present how he looked and if his accent of scent was irritating.
Rudy:
this poor man, he too tried everything he knew.
He tried serenading you with a song in Spanish, then he tried flexing, he saw something about American women liking confident and strong men.
"porfavorcito" he pleaded, "solo una, just please go out on a date with me."
"I said no, go on, tell Alejandro and Soap that their little game is over," you walked away *frustrated American noises*
Soon he called his mother, she was also puzzled.
after all his pleads and desperate attempts to get you to like him , you would only smile at him, which always made him blush, and he stubborn as ever kept trying.
He was a thigh guy, he adored how your legs would jiggle every time you ran in shorts. Alejandro caught him staring one time and the joke is still being told.
König:
Just fucking be kind to him! he tried and tried, and every night he would read books.
He did ridiculous things for your attention.
He is a boobs kind of guy, and you being a plus sized soldier with rather larger breasts, he wanted to just lay on them. Suffocate as he explained, he saw you run.
" eine Schönheit, das bist du." and after you translated his sweet words,
"You've got to be joking right?" he shook his head, "nein." His beautiful orbs starring in adoration and devotion, but like always you just walked away.
He read somewhere American women preferred foreigners, and to no prevail he just stopped.
His conclusion was that maybe you didn't want to date a man with a monster height like his. And who would, he thought. A girl with your looks and strength could get anyone.
Soap:
THIS MAN TRIED HARDER THAN ANYONE!!
He loved watching you train, not in a weird way but just because he wanted to be invited by you. He was always ready, and sometimes he knew just sat around, watching you lift weights. He loved how your hips weren't small.
He talked about you to his parents, who always helped him with his next moves. And trust me he tried them all, he wasn't going to let a girl like you slip away so easily.
"C'mere lass, look at those stars? If yer ask I'd reach for all of 'em, jus' for ye' "
"Time to hang the towel." you patted his back and continued on with your task.
Boobs and for personal reasons your stomach. Man did he just want to lay his hands under your boobs when he would get cold. He wanted to just caress your stomach when you were bloated, he wanted to lay on it and visualize a life with you, he wanted his kiddos to have your stubbornness and his funny characteristics.
Just give him a chance I swear he doesn't mean any harm!
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I really hope this little something does your request justice anon. I'm not familiar with writing for plus size which is something I'm working on, but thank you for not judging this! I will try to do some research and do better next time.
A/n: I was feeling emotional when writing and then soap came to mind and I cried bahaha.
REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!
I love this😭
I love him so much 😭
ON GRANNY 😩
Random drabbles about Yandere Carlos
Tags: Yandere themes obviously, somewhat forced affections, events of re3
I have so many ideas of how a yandere Carlos in the events of RE3, like imagine you being one of the civilians that he's supposed to safely get out of Raccoon City yet he's having you follow him around the city like his own personal assistant. If Carlos is one thing it's possessive, so having you away or worse under the watch of his teammates twists Carlos' stomach in a way he can't express. He can barely tolerate having Jill watch over you, one part of him being paranoid that anyone and everyone is waiting to swoop in and take you away. Despite Carlos' suave and charismatic external shell, he's extremely anxious about losing you, and even more insecure that someone else better will come along.
Ghost: Did it hurt...?
Y/N: smug what? when i fell from heaven? or love? eheh
Ghost: As much as I'd love to save your ego, you just fell down ten fucking flights of stairs
Y/N: *in a hospital bed*
Y/N:
IM BACK BABY
What’s up bitches????
The baddy with the fatty is back! Give me ideas! I need all of them! PLEASE.
thank you for coming to my TedTalk. :)
Here’s some art 🥴
“Nepenthe,”
Leon S. Kenney x Reader
Warning: Dead by Daylight is a warning all in itself bros...
Since the tag game I made last night was so fun, I have decided to do another one 😌
You wake up and the sixteenth person in your camera roll is in bed next to you. Who is it 👀
Mine:
*clears throat* I don't have a problem waking up to Jon in sweatpants ✨
Tagging @greeneyezblackheart @bad-medicine-baby @nikkisqueenofsleaze @marks-thunder-thighs @imagiguard @kashmirclam @wjnterchild @ineedyourighthere @marsrockchild @classicrockbunny @axysbbygurl @zeldagreenfield @ice-cold-rita @mrspaulstanley @therockywhorerpictureshow @the-demon-layer @so1987 @sleazyizzy @wheres-izzy @rocknrollsoul76 @noleafclover04 @jack-spawn @rocketqueen48 @drfeelgood-21 @marttec18 @calico-skiess @thiswatch-lepparddef-werehi
I- MILES??? MILES FAIRCHILD- I'm fine, I'm okay
Tagging @lucifer-vengeanceofthedead @froegis @hex-touchstarved @saki-th3-ch4os-l0ver @fish-themed-shitposter @ash-exists
Its okay @molotovedbyanangel the child got scared and just needed comfort :)
Wow, I really exspected it to be Jake Park and not Leon. I guess I just had some left over pictures of him, I mean I wont complain but just very surprised.
Nerds I want to see reblog with their answers :) @thatgoblin @piers-wifey @slashersimpwritingss @citrusdoll @germvity @in3ptbean @unnerving-presence @sirpeanutthethird
Uuugh the Good Hunter from Bloodborne👀👀
Catching me lacking guys
𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕 𝑳𝒊𝒔𝒕
HERE IS A PROMPT LIST!
I’m slowly getting back into the swing of things, so be patient!
Also, quick note: I will NOT tolerate any sort of disrespectful behavior towards anyone in the comments, or private messages. Doing so will result in being blocked. I don't care if it’s towards me, just don't use my blog as a barrier between you and the other person! I am a bad bitch ✌🙄
“Turn that off. You know I only listen to music that makes me feel like a villain.”
“In my defense, he was already dead when I got here.”
“You can’t get rid of me that easily.”
“Can you please stop leaving dead bodies on my doorstep? You’re worse than a cat.”
“I have fifty other excuses I could use. Do you want me to start alphabetically?”
“Wow, fantastic. Now we can add stranded on top of our other numerous problems.”
“You’ve dragged me into this hellhole, but you can’t make me leave!”
“Can I just whoop your ass now?”
“You’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me, and yet I don’t regret a moment of it.”
“_____, you ignorant slut,”
“Can I kiss you?” “No,” “Why not?!” “I have peanut butter in mouth and you’re deathly allergic, dumbass,”
“Welcome to the real world. It sucks and you’re gonna love it,”
“Life’s gonna bite you in the ass one day,”
“Ankle biter,” “ Stilts,”
“It runs in the family,”
“Well, slap my ass and call me a bitch. What the fuck are you doing back in _______?”
“Who pissed in your cereal?”
“If anyone asks where I am, I’ve left the country.”
“I’ve seen you skate... You’re pretty shit-” “Fuck off,”
“You are not your father,”
“You are drunk!” “Drunk on love, baby!”
“Can we fix this?” “No... you made sure of that,”
“I just don’t love you anymore,”
“Desperation suits you well, babe,”
“Why do you keep bringing it up?”
Tag game make a moodboard based on these instructions
I cheated a little bit with the sixth one and did Link bc I don't have a favorite celebrity (The art's not mine!)
Thank you for the tag @kuramakakashi!
Tagging: @thelatinlibrarian, @hex-touchstarved, @thouxanbanfaunii, and @kinksandkurlsss
Wait, hold up, is this a challenge or something?
Alright, here's my little shit board. For reference, I'm a mix of aesthetics, goblincore/chaoscore/cryptidcore, and my favourite colours are Red, black, green (yes, in that order).
Yes, I may be soft but I can tear out a throat with my bare teeth when needed.
:)
Here, my friends: @citrusdoll @shirtlessfelix @in3ptbean @germvity @veingush @chaoticlovingdreamer @prophxtslash @spooky-blank-slate @slashersimpwritingss @notgalaxii
Pop off king✌😫
Didn't know what to choose with this, and I'm barely on here anyways... But here it goes!
I kinda fucks with it...
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
It is what it is😫
A game!
@hipster-merchant-of-death @katsontherun @babayaga67 @danielsleftwhitevan @dekusleftshoe @thots4daze @michiieewrites @aizawascumslut @ravenfeet222 @strawbirb @yanderart @league-of-villians-headcanons @sailor-manga
thank you for the tag @mochimizuki121 !
i’m definitely not complaining about marrying him and i’m sure we’d get along very well ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡
tagging / @thedoctorofpoop @moonbeamwritings @hoesph-hoestar and anyone else who wishes to join!
@risottosplug ty bestie 💕
Ohh boy 👀
to be marrying Leon 😩
Tagging @sluttbuttsstuff @fandomchick80 @zyettemoon1800
Thank you for the tag!!!
Guess I’m married to both of them? 😆
Tagging: anyone who wants to join!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO it would have been Rohan but I went on a JJK Nanami binge woopsie - Not complaining 🤤🤩😍
Tagging whoever wants to join in!
I- I-
I CANT BELIEVED BLUE DOPPIO IS MY MAN? It’s a dream come true 🥺🥺🥺 (wanna draw him blue now 👀)
Tagging @mrsgiovanna (if you want to ofc) and whoever wants to play!
Lolol draw him in blue @holy-kiwi-chaaaaaan 👀, and thank you for the tag. No prizes for guessing as to who’s the last on my camera roll😂😂😂
I… He’s just so handsome 🥺😍😭🤲
Tagging @thedyingmoon @the-mushroom-queen-writes @silyaren @passionescuppycake @kuroowo @/you! Only if you want to, no pressure Ofc!
duke himself?! i hate it. but i’ll never pass up a good himbo. thanks, @mrsgiovanna!
Yes..just a million times, yes! @bucciaratis-titty-window, @i-cant-sing, @inorganicone2230
LMAAOOOOO FINALLY THESE GAMES WORKED IN MY FAVOUR FOR ONCE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bestie, I can make this work
I love this man chid, embodiment of two brain cells
@maskyslave @in3ptbean @germvity @veingush @slashersimpwritingss @prophxtslash @adrenameg
I'm not complaining😌