𝑴𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝑳𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒔
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Dead by Daylight Killers
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The Lost Boys
House of Wax
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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𝑴𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝑳𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒔
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Dead by Daylight Killers
Dead by Daylight Survivors
The Lost Boys
House of Wax
1979 -141+König+Ale+Rudy
this is based on a request
F!Reader, Plus Size! reader,American! Reader
Backstory:
You are an American 23 year old solider, with a background in sniping and in demolitions, as well as being the newest addition to task force 141. Laswell knew you'd be a perfect match for the work she sends the team on. The team has been very kind to you, Price has made it known that you are a tough soldier and that the men shouldn't be a bother to you. You had been the first women, besides Laswell that the soldiers had seen in 2 months. All of their compliments felt awkward.
When you first met with the team, Soap was the first to swing an arm around you. "lass, m'sergeant Mactavish, but ya' can call Soap. Good to see a pretty face." Of course because of your upbringing from not just family but friends you quickly discard his comment.
With each week that passes by, the men try and fail to ask you out, even their compliments are discarded. It's not that they aren't flattering, but you know best than to take them to heart.
Back home in the America, you weren't always the woman men asked because they wanted, no, you were much more of a dare, a stupid bet. And as time went on you grew more and more exhausted.
"Hey r/n," it was the same guy from your unit, the one other girls wanted, and you did too. You blushed. "yes, Robbie?"
"what about you and me tonight, maybe we can get to know each other and what not?" he started smiling.
"of course!" you answered,
and that night when you went to the designated location, you started to hear his friends laugh, he walked up you. "Why don't you kiss me?" he pointed to his cheek. You pecked it and he started laughing, he walked away and as his friends laughter filled the room, you heard him say, "told you I'd get her that quickly!" his friends cheering him on, a few took their wallets out.
This went off for years, and after a while you just discard all advances anyone made. Whether they were real or not, it didnt' matter.
Alejandro was walking around base when he noticed you were working out, you had some baggy clothes, and once you had realized no one else was around you took your jumper off, your skin glistened with sweat. You had some mens shorts, the silhouette of your thick thigh bouncing as you started another rep of jump rope. You truly had no idea they all actually thought you were beautiful. Perfect as Gaz had gushed to soap and Alejandro.
Soap walked in, a smirk on his face. He was the first one to admit he fancied you the moment you two met.
"ye're wee brain can't comprehend ye're perfit(perfect) lass."
"so funny of you. You can drop the act now." you sounded annoyed, he was the third guy that morning to compliment you, and by the time he talked to you, you were already tired of the joke.
"wit yer talkin' aboot?"
"The whole 'wow soldier, you are a beauty' bull shit."
"Am not kid'in 'ere"
"Soap, I get it. It's a thing men do, just please don't make me miss my morning workout."
He was defeated once more, and just walked away how head head low. " 'nother day I guess
This are now their personal reactions to you rejecting them and their compliments, and also what body features they liked about you.
Alejandro:
"where I'm from you would be considered national treasure, seriously r/n, eres hermosa, take my breath away."
"Jokes over." you told him.
Swear he definitely googled how to flirt in American, and for hours he took notes
His ego was beyond doubt bruised.
Oh he is an ass and thighs. All he wanted was to lay his head on your thighs and as you wrapped your legs around him he wanted to caress them. Definitely daydreamed about slapping your ass a few times.
A girl with your beauty rejecting him? he surely started to take his looks into consideration.
He was discouraged, and for weeks he just spoke to you when he had to.
Gaz:
"I swear I studied your beauty at school."
"look if your next words will be "in the meuseam of freaks", then just get out."
He tried, he really did. Every Friday morning you'd wake up to flowers in your room. and of course you always threw them away. It had also been a joke back then, so his attempts weren't worth the embarrassment.
He and Alejandro soon started to ask each other if they had done something wrong,
Boobs kind of man. Was it weird that he wanted to hold them just so you could rest? no, and he also envisioned his head squished by them, day dreamed about it.
He tried calling his mum and sisters to explain to him what he was doing wrong.
At night he'd watch tutorials or TikTok girls explaining what could work and what won't.
Ghost:
this man fucking tried everything!
You were the first female soldier he wanted to ask out. All the other drooling female rookies that flirted with him were no where near you.
Thighs and ass type of guy. And for good reasons he wanted you, selfish in a way but how could he not go wild when you walked in front of him, he tried to keep his sanity.
For weeks he tried getting close to you, but when he did you just treated him like a friend. It was a title he was willing to change of course.
"I think you actually are beautiful, and I know what you'll say. But keep it to yourself...I just want to sneak my way in,,,promise I'll be stealthy with it." it made you laugh, and yet again, his name was marked in red ink
There was a reason why he never told anybody how he felt towards you,,,it was a solo mission he was willing to not comeback from
Yes, he always had a thing for women in his league but how could he not try and beat the odds, it was clear to him no one not even him would be near your league.
Price:
He was more pissed with himself when you kept saying no to his nightly adventures.
"Would you mind going with me to this nice restaurant near base?"
"I swear price I am getting tired, no I won't go, and you can go ahead and tell your boys I said no. The bet is over!"
Ass man, this guy wanted to just deadass slap your ass every time he saw you workout. Drove him mental to be honest.
He was very confused, he thought it was an American thing. He made Gaz google what you tried to say to him.
In his office he had a notebook with theories as to why you had been saying no to him. His conclusion was his accent, or maybe his cigar.
One night he went alone to the bar, and asked every woman present how he looked and if his accent of scent was irritating.
Rudy:
this poor man, he too tried everything he knew.
He tried serenading you with a song in Spanish, then he tried flexing, he saw something about American women liking confident and strong men.
"porfavorcito" he pleaded, "solo una, just please go out on a date with me."
"I said no, go on, tell Alejandro and Soap that their little game is over," you walked away *frustrated American noises*
Soon he called his mother, she was also puzzled.
after all his pleads and desperate attempts to get you to like him , you would only smile at him, which always made him blush, and he stubborn as ever kept trying.
He was a thigh guy, he adored how your legs would jiggle every time you ran in shorts. Alejandro caught him staring one time and the joke is still being told.
König:
Just fucking be kind to him! he tried and tried, and every night he would read books.
He did ridiculous things for your attention.
He is a boobs kind of guy, and you being a plus sized soldier with rather larger breasts, he wanted to just lay on them. Suffocate as he explained, he saw you run.
" eine Schönheit, das bist du." and after you translated his sweet words,
"You've got to be joking right?" he shook his head, "nein." His beautiful orbs starring in adoration and devotion, but like always you just walked away.
He read somewhere American women preferred foreigners, and to no prevail he just stopped.
His conclusion was that maybe you didn't want to date a man with a monster height like his. And who would, he thought. A girl with your looks and strength could get anyone.
Soap:
THIS MAN TRIED HARDER THAN ANYONE!!
He loved watching you train, not in a weird way but just because he wanted to be invited by you. He was always ready, and sometimes he knew just sat around, watching you lift weights. He loved how your hips weren't small.
He talked about you to his parents, who always helped him with his next moves. And trust me he tried them all, he wasn't going to let a girl like you slip away so easily.
"C'mere lass, look at those stars? If yer ask I'd reach for all of 'em, jus' for ye' "
"Time to hang the towel." you patted his back and continued on with your task.
Boobs and for personal reasons your stomach. Man did he just want to lay his hands under your boobs when he would get cold. He wanted to just caress your stomach when you were bloated, he wanted to lay on it and visualize a life with you, he wanted his kiddos to have your stubbornness and his funny characteristics.
Just give him a chance I swear he doesn't mean any harm!
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I really hope this little something does your request justice anon. I'm not familiar with writing for plus size which is something I'm working on, but thank you for not judging this! I will try to do some research and do better next time.
A/n: I was feeling emotional when writing and then soap came to mind and I cried bahaha.
REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!
I love this😭
I love him so much 😭
ON GRANNY 😩
Random drabbles about Yandere Carlos
Tags: Yandere themes obviously, somewhat forced affections, events of re3
I have so many ideas of how a yandere Carlos in the events of RE3, like imagine you being one of the civilians that he's supposed to safely get out of Raccoon City yet he's having you follow him around the city like his own personal assistant. If Carlos is one thing it's possessive, so having you away or worse under the watch of his teammates twists Carlos' stomach in a way he can't express. He can barely tolerate having Jill watch over you, one part of him being paranoid that anyone and everyone is waiting to swoop in and take you away. Despite Carlos' suave and charismatic external shell, he's extremely anxious about losing you, and even more insecure that someone else better will come along.
Ghost: Did it hurt...?
Y/N: smug what? when i fell from heaven? or love? eheh
Ghost: As much as I'd love to save your ego, you just fell down ten fucking flights of stairs
Y/N: *in a hospital bed*
Y/N:
IM BACK BABY
What’s up bitches????
The baddy with the fatty is back! Give me ideas! I need all of them! PLEASE.
thank you for coming to my TedTalk. :)
Here’s some art 🥴
“Nepenthe,”
Leon S. Kenney x Reader
Warning: Dead by Daylight is a warning all in itself bros...
Since the tag game I made last night was so fun, I have decided to do another one 😌
You wake up and the sixteenth person in your camera roll is in bed next to you. Who is it 👀
Mine:
*clears throat* I don't have a problem waking up to Jon in sweatpants ✨
Tagging @greeneyezblackheart @bad-medicine-baby @nikkisqueenofsleaze @marks-thunder-thighs @imagiguard @kashmirclam @wjnterchild @ineedyourighthere @marsrockchild @classicrockbunny @axysbbygurl @zeldagreenfield @ice-cold-rita @mrspaulstanley @therockywhorerpictureshow @the-demon-layer @so1987 @sleazyizzy @wheres-izzy @rocknrollsoul76 @noleafclover04 @jack-spawn @rocketqueen48 @drfeelgood-21 @marttec18 @calico-skiess @thiswatch-lepparddef-werehi
I- MILES??? MILES FAIRCHILD- I'm fine, I'm okay
Tagging @lucifer-vengeanceofthedead @froegis @hex-touchstarved @saki-th3-ch4os-l0ver @fish-themed-shitposter @ash-exists
Its okay @molotovedbyanangel the child got scared and just needed comfort :)
Wow, I really exspected it to be Jake Park and not Leon. I guess I just had some left over pictures of him, I mean I wont complain but just very surprised.
Nerds I want to see reblog with their answers :) @thatgoblin @piers-wifey @slashersimpwritingss @citrusdoll @germvity @in3ptbean @unnerving-presence @sirpeanutthethird
Uuugh the Good Hunter from Bloodborne👀👀
Catching me lacking guys
𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕 𝑳𝒊𝒔𝒕
HERE IS A PROMPT LIST!
I’m slowly getting back into the swing of things, so be patient!
Also, quick note: I will NOT tolerate any sort of disrespectful behavior towards anyone in the comments, or private messages. Doing so will result in being blocked. I don't care if it’s towards me, just don't use my blog as a barrier between you and the other person! I am a bad bitch ✌🙄
“Turn that off. You know I only listen to music that makes me feel like a villain.”
“In my defense, he was already dead when I got here.”
“You can’t get rid of me that easily.”
“Can you please stop leaving dead bodies on my doorstep? You’re worse than a cat.”
“I have fifty other excuses I could use. Do you want me to start alphabetically?”
“Wow, fantastic. Now we can add stranded on top of our other numerous problems.”
“You’ve dragged me into this hellhole, but you can’t make me leave!”
“Can I just whoop your ass now?”
“You’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me, and yet I don’t regret a moment of it.”
“_____, you ignorant slut,”
“Can I kiss you?” “No,” “Why not?!” “I have peanut butter in mouth and you’re deathly allergic, dumbass,”
“Welcome to the real world. It sucks and you’re gonna love it,”
“Life’s gonna bite you in the ass one day,”
“Ankle biter,” “ Stilts,”
“It runs in the family,”
“Well, slap my ass and call me a bitch. What the fuck are you doing back in _______?”
“Who pissed in your cereal?”
“If anyone asks where I am, I’ve left the country.”
“I’ve seen you skate... You’re pretty shit-” “Fuck off,”
“You are not your father,”
“You are drunk!” “Drunk on love, baby!”
“Can we fix this?” “No... you made sure of that,”
“I just don’t love you anymore,”
“Desperation suits you well, babe,”
“Why do you keep bringing it up?”
Tag game make a moodboard based on these instructions
I cheated a little bit with the sixth one and did Link bc I don't have a favorite celebrity (The art's not mine!)
Thank you for the tag @kuramakakashi!
Tagging: @thelatinlibrarian, @hex-touchstarved, @thouxanbanfaunii, and @kinksandkurlsss
Wait, hold up, is this a challenge or something?
Alright, here's my little shit board. For reference, I'm a mix of aesthetics, goblincore/chaoscore/cryptidcore, and my favourite colours are Red, black, green (yes, in that order).
Yes, I may be soft but I can tear out a throat with my bare teeth when needed.
:)
Here, my friends: @citrusdoll @shirtlessfelix @in3ptbean @germvity @veingush @chaoticlovingdreamer @prophxtslash @spooky-blank-slate @slashersimpwritingss @notgalaxii
Pop off king✌😫
Didn't know what to choose with this, and I'm barely on here anyways... But here it goes!
I kinda fucks with it...
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
It is what it is😫
A game!
@hipster-merchant-of-death @katsontherun @babayaga67 @danielsleftwhitevan @dekusleftshoe @thots4daze @michiieewrites @aizawascumslut @ravenfeet222 @strawbirb @yanderart @league-of-villians-headcanons @sailor-manga
thank you for the tag @mochimizuki121 !
i’m definitely not complaining about marrying him and i’m sure we’d get along very well ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡
tagging / @thedoctorofpoop @moonbeamwritings @hoesph-hoestar and anyone else who wishes to join!
@risottosplug ty bestie 💕
Ohh boy 👀
to be marrying Leon 😩
Tagging @sluttbuttsstuff @fandomchick80 @zyettemoon1800
Thank you for the tag!!!
Guess I’m married to both of them? 😆
Tagging: anyone who wants to join!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO it would have been Rohan but I went on a JJK Nanami binge woopsie - Not complaining 🤤🤩😍
Tagging whoever wants to join in!
I- I-
I CANT BELIEVED BLUE DOPPIO IS MY MAN? It’s a dream come true 🥺🥺🥺 (wanna draw him blue now 👀)
Tagging @mrsgiovanna (if you want to ofc) and whoever wants to play!
Lolol draw him in blue @holy-kiwi-chaaaaaan 👀, and thank you for the tag. No prizes for guessing as to who’s the last on my camera roll😂😂😂
I… He’s just so handsome 🥺😍😭🤲
Tagging @thedyingmoon @the-mushroom-queen-writes @silyaren @passionescuppycake @kuroowo @/you! Only if you want to, no pressure Ofc!
duke himself?! i hate it. but i’ll never pass up a good himbo. thanks, @mrsgiovanna!
Yes..just a million times, yes! @bucciaratis-titty-window, @i-cant-sing, @inorganicone2230
LMAAOOOOO FINALLY THESE GAMES WORKED IN MY FAVOUR FOR ONCE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bestie, I can make this work
I love this man chid, embodiment of two brain cells
@maskyslave @in3ptbean @germvity @veingush @slashersimpwritingss @prophxtslash @adrenameg
I'm not complaining😌
we all agree that PH has the thickest and juiciest peach. They had to nerf it for god Sake. Now imagine jealous killers - or survivors your choice - reaction to you casually just
“I want to smack his ass”
You're all just horndogs for PH's ass huh?
me too though!
We'll make this one survivor based just because I haven't written for them in a while!
Survivors reacting to S/O wanting to smack Pyramid Heads ass
Steve Harrington
This would most likely happen in your first trial against Pyramid Head
You'd be working on a generator with Steve and Feng when your heartbeat started thudding against your ears
Let's just say, you and Feng were literally stuck when he came into view
The guy was massive!
Steve would have to haul your haul out of the killer shack because you were too distracted to move away from the newest killer
"Come on, (Y/N),"
"Did you see his ass?"
He'd be confused, and then jealous
Was his ass not enough?
Would you leave him for someone who had a bigger ass?!
He'll never leave your side because he doesn't want to leave you alone with the Executioner
"Why are we following him again?"
" Because I want to smack his ass,"
He'd be dumbfounded at the revelation
Then he'll simply nod and carry on, becoming the distraction so that you can get near the killer's ass
The two of you will have to haul ass to make sure you don't get killed right away, all while laughing your asses off
Leon Kennedy
"You want to... what?”
“I want to smack his ass,”
Dead ass thought you were joking
Will be unsure about letting you anywhere near the killer
Wonders why you suddenly wanted to touch the Executioners ass until that one fateful trial in the game
You had pulled him aside, and covered his mouth with your hand before pointing towards the exit gate
There he stood in all his glory, bare from the waist up, and apron fluttering ever so slightly
Needless to say, his face was red
he thought it was glorious, but your ass was better
You’ll find it amusing when he occasionally glances as Pyramid Head’s ass, and then your own
Of the two of you, he’ll be the first to actually smack his ass
“What the hell, Kennedy?!”
“You snooze you lose, babe!” He’d yell as he’s carried off towards the basement
Pyramid Head is confused as hell when it comes to the obsession that survivors had with his ass
He doesn’t know he’s dummy thiccc
Quentin Smith
He’s all for it
The sleepy gremlin would do anything to spend time around you
Even if that means learning urban evasion from Nea to sneak around the realms with you to get a glimpse of that sweet ass
“Come on, Quentin-”
He’s fast asleep against the killer shack window
You’re both ninjas
The executioner won’t know what hit him - or his ass -
You don’t know this but this boi is as excited as you are
It’s the most fun you both have had in a while and he’s enjoying every second of it
When unsuccessful, you both will return to the survivor camp and plot your next scheme
“Hey Felix, you got any paper on you?”
“...”
“Right, uh German,”
Felix would nod
“hast du - uh - papier?”
Congratulations, those 2 years of German in high school paid off and you now have a piece of paper and a broke pencil
“What’s all this for?”
The two of you would stare at Jake silently before Quentin spoke up
“We want to smack his ass,”
Needless to say, everyone plays it off as a teen joke or something until they hear either Quentin’s or your hand smacking Pyramid Head’s ass
Hey, are you okay ? You haven’t posted in a while.
Hope you’re doing well.
I'm doing well!
Apologies for not posting st all for the past month or so! The senior year just started and I've been working a few extra shifts to save up some money!
I'll most likely post a oneshot or request later today!
Thanks for checking in on me!😌 I hope everyone is doing well!
Since we got an ass smack hc, what about chest touching hc ? The boys got cake for days and have thick muscles who wouldn’t wanna touch and feel  ?
BIG MAN TITTIES!!!!!
The Shape - Michael Myers
ok, ok, we all KNOW this man is built like a fucking truck
Like dead ass, I can barely lift a fucking care battery up to my shoulders, how the hell is this man just hauling survivors above eye level to stab them?
Imagine just running through Coldwind farm, pushing through the corn and shit
Thinking he's right behind you about to stab your ass when BAM
You slam headfirst into his chest
"I THINK YOU BROKE MY FUCKING NOSE,"
but seriously, Michael is jacked.
not bodybuilder jacked but noticeably jacked, it's just hidden by the grimy overalls he always wears, smh
Finds it weird that you like smacking your hand against his chest
Thinks the Entity's finally made you crazy
Will hold you at an arms-length away at all times just to annoy the shit out of you
Believe it or not, Michael is a sucker for your compliments
Out of trials, this man is practically glued to your side when he can be, most of the time when you both are in Haddonfield
He could be sleeping between trials when you come creeping around like the fucking Cheschire cat.
and thunk....
He's awake the moment you brink your hand down, palm flat, fingers wide
He has your handprint on his chest
Now he has to worry about his ass and man titties, smh
The Executioner - Pyramid Head
Pyramid Head is confused
First his ass and now his chest?
PICK ONE, YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH!
JKJK
He doesn't mind
Finds it odd that you like having your hand pressed against his chest, or on his ass
When out of trials, you would find yourself sitting against him, head pressed flush against his man titties
We can all agree this man is also jacked
Like look at his fucking arms my guy
And that fucking knife's gotta weigh like 100 or something pounds!
Probably has back problems because his titties to heavy
JK
it's the knife
and the fucking cone on his head
He doesn't voice his concerns obviously
He enjoys the moments he has with you, even if it means allowing you to use his chest as a pillow after trials
You find yourself sometimes just admiring him during trials
Something the other survivors have brought to your attention
Jealous hoes
They wish they could bask in the man's presence
BUT he'll only let you touch him
This man will immidietley kill whoever places their ungodly hands on his being
Be grateful he enjoys your companionship
WHAT'S UP HOES? Hope you liked it, I know I did! II love these cracked head cannons! SO I got grounded for some ungodly reason and am now typing in secrecy, so no snitches!
I am working on getting some matchups out, but it will take some time, bare with me
DAAAAAAMN HAS ANY ONE SEEN THE NEW FACE UPDATE FOR QUENTIN IN DBD?
BROOOOOS IM - SHEEEEEESH - IM DYING. HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING ANGEL🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰