Holding up your backup plans since 1994.

[inabackyardofseattle]

Just realized I have a crush on a married woman.

#sendhelp #whatdoido #fuckthisshit

[cloverclark-deactivated20180312]

It’s ironic.

When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).

Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.

Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.

[voiceofkiki]

This needs all of the reblogs.  All of them.

[frankdelflno]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

This is important. Academic elitism must be destroyed at all costs.

[theintellectualhomosexual]

I. LOVE. THIS.

[africugh]

[frankdelflno]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

This is important. Academic elitism must be destroyed at all costs.

[theintellectualhomosexual]

I. LOVE. THIS.

[chokedandbegging]

[kittensplayground5-deactivated2]

Hahaha true! ★кр★

[teenyearsblog-archive]

[superheroesincolor]

All-New, All-Different Avengers #1 (2015)   //  Marvel Comics

Captain America (Sam Wilson), Iron Man, Thor, Vision, Spider-Man (Miles Morales), Ms Marvel (Kamala Khan) and Nova (Sam Alexnader)

Story: Mark Waid, art: Mahmud Asrar, cover: Alex Ross

[captainkos]

[pokec0re]

When bae lies to u but u have screenshots

[pr1nceshawn]

[inabackyardofseattle]

bluebirdsonawire:

one-handsome-devil:

pr1nceshawn:

What Canned Koala looks like…

I WANT TWELVE.

[viva-la-flo]

You and me will always be tight, Family every single day and night♪♬

[jdjdgray]

It’s good to bring older dogs to water so they can relax their arthritic joints and get a little exercise. Beautiful dog, smooth dog.

[daleyprophet]

[canadianslut]

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

[alexandrayurieva]

[levonmuradian-deactivated201909]