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Dina: Why do you always let me win when we’re racing up the stairs? You’re faster than me.

Ellie: I just like seeing you smile when you win.

Dina, to Jesse: She stares at my ass, doesn’t she?

Jesse: The whole time.

Ellie: Fuck you, that's my emotional support knife.

Ellie: Did you spike the punch?

Dina: Something goes wrong, you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust? [pause] Yes, I did.

Jesse: Hey, maybe you can take Dina on patrol.

Ellie: Yes, that's not a bad idea. Strength in numbers.

Joel: Sure, right. I see a lot of patrolling getting done in that scenario.

Dina: Please. Like Ellie and I are just helpless slaves to passion. Grow up!

[cut to Ellie and Dina on patrol making out]

Joel Miller: I would be by the book.

Tommy Miller: [In complete disbelief] The- the book?

Joel Miller: I would be by the book.

Tommy Miller: Which book would that be? I ask. Huh? The Patriot Act for Dummies? Hm? How to Nuke Your Enemies? War and Peace? Minus the peace part?

Abby: I don't know about you guys, but I've had it with super-strong women who aren't me.

Ellie: But I have nothing to give you. My hands are empty.

Dina: [holding her hands] Not empty now.

Maria, looking at Ellie, Joel, and Tommy: Why is it when something happens, it's always you three?

Jesse, describing literally anything done by his friends: what happened next made absolutely no sense

Ellie: Don’t let another person ruin your day. Ruin your own damn day.

dina, reading the news: some idiot tried to fight a goose at the park

ellie, covered in bite marks and feathers: maybe the goose was being a dick

Ellie: We have fun, don’t we, Joel?

Joel: I’ve never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Inaccurate Quotes From The Last of Us