Inaccurate Babylon 5 Captions

If these captions are wrong, we don't want to be right. Posts curated by @oh-the-profanity

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Important lesson: If you ever change your phone number and use two-factor authentication, make sure you change your settings over to the new number EVERYWHERE before you disconnect your old line because contacting support for help at the places you forgot may or may not help you.

This recently happened to me and I’m locked out of my Tumblr account on my desktop — what fun! So before I get locked out of Tumblr on mobile, I’m letting you all know that going forward, new Inaccurate B5 Captions will be posted at inaccurateb5.tumblr.com. All the old stuff will be reposted there, too. Please give the new account a follow for more B5 shenanigans!

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Ivanova doesn’t approve of Tumblr’s new terms of service.

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‘Bout freaking time.

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#FridayFeeling

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#MondayMood

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Tackling today’s to-do list the way Marcus takes on a fight.

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(Repost) Status update, Commander.

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We don’t know, Zack, but it’s probably really bad.

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Monday’s coming.

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You had to ask?

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Well, that’s one way to say the marriage is over.

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#StarWarsDay

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If you’re gonna bail, you might as well do it with gusto.

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This entire week can…

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Just another day at work.

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You still overpaid, Johnny-boy.

Thanks to @ltcastillo​ for the caption idea.

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Beating the crap out of humans is child’s play for Minbari.