TOKEN: Jimmy, come on man.
TOKEN: Don’t pretend to move the thing, it’s not that funny.
JIMMY: Exc-c-cuse me, Token.
JIMMY: It wasn’t me, and q-quite frankly, I’m offended that you think I’d st-st… s-stoop so low for a joke.
TOKEN: Okay then who else would have done it.
STAN: You guys know it’s like a mind trick, right?
STAN: Everybody’s probably moving it without thinking about it.
CLYDE: But I’m, like, super thinking about it though!
CLYDE: I know I’m not moving it!
STAN: Okay well maybe not you, but everybody else.
STAN: Take it from someone who’s actually been possessed, nothing that happens here is real.
CRAIG: Yeah, sure, edgelord.
STAN: Craig, you of all people should think this is a load of crap.
CRAIG: Yeah, but making fun of you makes this more fun for me.
KYLE: Can we just get on to another question? Holy shit.
TOKEN: Dude, your room is so boring and clean, I don’t know if there’s anything it could move.
CRAIG: There aren’t a lot of questions on here that are interesting.
CRAIG: What do you want me to ask it?
CRAIG: Someone literally sent a message that just says “Howdy do, buckeroo.”
CRAIG: Do you want me to ask the board that?
CRAIG: Do you really want us to look like chodes?
STAN: Maybe if you stop asking questions from random people online?
KENNY: This is so much fun, guys–
CLYDE: AAAAAAAAAAA IT’S MOVING AGAIN YOU GUYS!!!
CRAIG: You know there’s a simple fucking “yes” right on the corner, right?
CRAIG: Like, you didn’t have to put so much effort into spelling out “sure.”
CRAIG: Fuck you too, Clyde.
CRAIG: Oh yeah, a demon is telling me to go fuck myself.
TOKEN: Let’s say, hypothetically, nobody is moving it and it really is just a spirit.
TOKEN: Do you guys see anything moving?
CRAIG: It’s too dark in here to see shit, dude.
TOKEN: It has to be dark to play this game.
CLYDE: DO YOU GUYS HERE THAT?
CLYDE: There’s like a weird noise coming from somewhere.
KYLE: I think that’s just the heater–
CLYDE: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!
CLYDE: WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?!
CLYDE: DO YOU KNOW IF THE BRONCOS ARE GONNA WIN THE SUPERBOWL THIS YEAR???
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