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Independent rp blog for Luthier from Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia!

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Fantasy Sentence Prompts

“If you kill me I will become more dead than you can possibly imagine.”

“Magic is fucking stupid you gotta be a dork to use it.”

“If you’re in the woods in the middle of the night and you hear like a child saying ‘oh somebody please help me!’, you don’t help them! It’s not the right tone for that!”

“The only type of love I know how to show is tough love.”

“I CAST…. “Stop being mean to me”!”

“Can you two STOP MENTIONING MY CURSE?”

“Everyone says awkward things on dates.”

“Dancing in the graveyard? He’s a… necro-dancer.”

“All that effort… and yet somehow you still couldn’t win.”

“Fight me you nerd-ass punk!”

“At least try to act sophisticated when you threaten someone.”

“I once had a ouija board that just summoned bees every time you touched it.”

“Dost thou wish to engage in a duel, my good bitch?”

“Promise me you won’t fall in love with me.”

“Okay, here are the ground rules: you can punch me, kick me, pull my hair. I am a-ok being stabbed. Biting and scratching are on the table. You can use fire.”

“It haunts me. It haunts my dreams.”

“I have a lot of pent-up trauma.”

“Why does this always happen? We were just supposed to get bread.”

“I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out the open window.”

“They are just a menace.”

“Okay, but what if I seduce the dragon?”

“I don’t have trauma. It’s all just… the wizard’s curse.”

“You come into my home uninvited and tell me how I should arrange my furniture?”

“Oh you think you’re so fancy with all your spells.”

“I may be cringe, but you’re mean. And that’s worse.”

“I’ll be honest, kitten. The amulet is driving me insane.”

“I don’t use mathematics or statistics or calculation or anything at all like that. Because I can’t do it. So I just hope for the best.”

“The mage I’m seeing gave me these hickies… turns out he’s a neck-romancer.”

“Sorry for making you fall in love with me because of my awesome vibe and kissable lips.”

“I’d love to stay and chat, but the prophecy foretold some absolute bullshit.”

“It’s important to have at least one friend who’s equally as out of touch as you are.”

“I think they lied on their resume. Like the rest of us.”

“Yeah… that’s still murder, bud.”

“Why is it always ‘hey let’s grab a cup of coffee’ and not ‘hey let’s reunite the shards before Gorlac opens the Shadow Gate.’”

“He’s got the Shadow Stone. I don’t think you understand what’s happening here.”

“I’m talking about magic. Turn you into a frog type shit.”

“You ever just want sweet, milky beans?”

“We need to talk about the fireball spell.”

“You are definitely not going to beat this man.”

“Sorry I’m late. The troll that blocks my driveway had harder riddles than usual today.”

“No ice spells. No frost spells. Look at my wrist. That’s the ice right there.”

“They reveal their HP from the jump. What the hell?”

“Do you not like joy?”

“You speak to me like you’re my friend, but I don’t see a friend when I look into your eyes.”

“I’m pretty sure that chalice is filled with human blood.”

“You don’t give bards last words. What were you thinking?”

“Let me put my tome down.”

“I fear no army.”

“Sneak into their house at 4am - which statistically speaking is the hour people are least prepared to defend themselves, and then–”

“Since when did a staff do the work? When did the staff do the studying?”

“Door was unlocked.”

“I’m a heroine addict. I can’t get enough of strong, beautiful ladies.”

“You fireballed and found out.”

“I smell like a sweater made out of meat.”

“I might bite you but it’s worth it for the thrill of my presence.”

“I think you’re overreacting.”

“This is a crime. And I hate crime.”

“I’m a creepy little guy.”

“You can’t just collapse and die because you don’t wanna do something, buddy.”

“I know. We all wish we could do that. But we can’t. Because of society.”

“Have you seen some missing villagers?”

“There’s no way this book is cursed.”

“I feel I was denied critical, need-to-know information.”

“You ever see a tiefling get dropped and come back up? Me neither.”

“I will summon your daddy.”

“Sure it grants invisibility but it… it’s bagpipes.”

“There’s too many laws.”

“If you’re going to make a rude comment, just say it with your whole fucking chest. Own it.”

“Did you get stabbed?”

“I have to sell my soul at the crossroads at midnight.”

#;memes

ohisms

✱˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍'𝐒 𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄 . ( a collection of fantasy - based dialogue prompts . adjust phrasing as necessary . )

strangers don't last very long around here .

lay down your sword , and i'll lay down mine .

whatever you do , do not stray from the path .

try not to get yourself killed .

the magic here is old and wild .

quiet ... do not wake it .

i thought i'd find you here . get up .

the tavern in [ location ] is known for its ale and its rumors .

you are starting the path towards your destiny .

is there no end to this accursed forest ?

my sword is yours .

the path to redemption is paved with trials and tribulations .

this forest feels ... sick . as if a disease lies upon it .

you are nothing but damned bones , and a damned soul .

have you ever seen the world beyond [ location ] ?

in the face of overwhelming odds , we must stand united .

please don't let them know that i'm here .

i've heard tales of your exploits . impressive , if they're true .

there's a town three miles east from here .

we have such history , you and i .

go carefully ... there's a camp nearby .

you will not die here , i forbid it .

your reputation precedes you .

i would rather die on my feet than on my knees .

there is no destiny . no born heroes .

you've got a fire in your eyes . use it , but don't let it consume you .

the spirits of this forest are restless .

there's more that you aren't telling me .

you have something that belongs to me .

you shouldn't be here , it's not safe in these parts .

all we can trust are the blades in our hands .

do you believe in fate ? destiny , prophecies ...

i don't think i'll ever get used to having blood on my hands .

wait ! there's traps here . lots of them .

i would die before helping in such a task .

there's an inn just another mile north .

have your blade at the ready .

if you can't already tell , i don't require saving .

have you drank your fill already ?

this isn't just some lark to me .

i'm headed to [ location ] . i could use some company .

your bravery is admirable , but it will also be your undoing .

you're exhausted , [ name ] . we're stopping here .

i will hunt you until the day i die .

i wish you a safe journey home .

as long as i can be of no help , i'm going to hide .

raise your sword . this should be a fair fight .

you're brave to show your face here again .

in this world , you can trust two things ; your intuition and your sword .

i've seen the way you look at the horizon . you're searching for something .

[ administers a healing potion / spell ] is that any better ?

you have no idea of the catastrophe you've set in motion .

there's an ambush ahead , stay quiet .

i want to know your story ... beginning to end .

in the end , we're all just stories waiting to be told .

i've heard tales of a dragon living high up in the mountains . some say it's just a myth , others swear it's real .

the line between friend and foe is often blurred .

try to stay quiet . is the wound deep ?

do not provoke them .

monster ? who's the monster here ?

i forbid you from telling anyone what you've seen here .

are you scared of witches ?

that's a beautiful [ weapon ] . may i ?

you are a valuable ally and a fearsome adversary .

do not tell me you've grown soft over the years .

if our enemy has returned , we must know .

you're a tough one to read , but i can see the kindness in your eyes .

the key to survival is knowing when to fight and when to flee .

i never expected to run into you in [ location ] .

last we spoke , you owed me some coin .

do not fear me ... everybody else fears me .

there is no magic or medicine that can cure this .

you keep questionable company .

every choice has a consequence .

the fate of the world lies in your hands .

so you're the great [ name ] .

remorse will get you nowhere .

you must stay on the path . do not leave it . if you do , you'll never find it again .

i once dreamed of this place . it's real ?

some secrets are best left buried .

the bridge is heavily guarded . we need a plan .

i thought you were returning home .

i would not do this unless i had to .

i need my horse .

it's real . all of the stories , the legends ... and it's real .

don't lose your wit . i believe you'll have need for it yet .

#;memes

erikensa

I have been replaying SoV since last month. I have missed him.

mage siblings ✨

I don't understand why they don't have any interactions in canon????just imagine how luthier can teach kliff............

#;muse

Alu's fixating on FE rn so here's my video game queue

Finish Blazing Blade (Linstella my beloved)

Replay Shadows of Valentia (Kind of doing this at the same time as above lmao)

Play Sacred Stones

Play Three Hopes

Play Engage

Genealogy of the Holy War because I've been saying I'd do it for a literal decade now

#alu speaks #I'm like almost done with Blazing Blade #Binding Blade should also be on this list but I cannot motivate myself for that one for whatever reason--

❝𝕀 𝕤𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦!❞

Est. 05/2017. Written by Alu. Private/Selective/Multiverse/Multiship

#;self promo #fe rp #Fire emblem rp #feh rp #idk what else to tag this as

//Cracks knuckles, I'm back baybeeeeeee

#alu speaks #Narrator vc: It's been 5 whole years #I'm leaving the pride icon because we're going to be in June soon anyway lmao

//What if I came back to the ferpc but with Limstella. What if I did that--

#alu speaks

//You know, I would consider remaking this blog but I have to admit that I haven't played a fire emblem game since the dlc for 3H came out. I haven't played any of the ones since, and I haven't touched Heroes in several years--

#alu speaks #I feel very much out of my element #I miss my boy tho

//I haven't logged in here since... 2022 but Hiiiiiiiiii, I made my boy in bg3 and I wasn't sure where else to post this lmao--

#d speaks #I don't even go by D anymore wow it's been a while

//It's been so long since I've been active here but I've really been thinking about Lu recently and also I've picked up Feh again so I'm tempted to try and be active here again but who knows

#alu speaks #i've lowkey been wanting to return to tumblr rp but my muse for my main character is dead so maybe... maybe Lu is the answer

keikagami

#;muse #;troublesome sister #I log in and immediately am graced with pretty art

//Slams fist on the table. Where are the rest of the 3h teachers

#alu speaks

blackcatrph

send an emoji for a starter based on the trope.

tw: dark themes present ( blood, death etc )

“ my muse ” is the muse of person receiving the meme. “ your muse ” is the muse of the person sending the meme.

🛏️ - a starter where our muses have to share one bed.

💍 - a starter where our muses are enemies forced to marry.

⚔️ - a starter where our muses are fighting and my muse admits their feelings for yours. ( add + reverse for your muse to admit their feelings )

😴 - a starter where my muse is comforting your muse after a nightmare. ( add + reverse for your muse to comfort mine )

🤕 - a starter where my muse is patching up your muse’s injuries. ( add + reverse for your muse to be patching up my muse’s injuries. )

🥂 - a starter where my muse drunkenly confesses their true feelings about your muse to them.

💭 - a starter where my muse chooses to give up their memories of your muse to save them. ( add + reverse for your muse to give up their memories to save mine )

🥊 - a starter where my muse pins yours whilst sparring. ( add + reverse for your muse to pin mine )

🛡️ - a starter where my muse protects yours from a fight. ( add + reverse for your muse to protect mine. )

🩸 - a starter where my muse is injured and yours demands to know who hurt them. ( add + reverse for your muse to be injured )

💋 - a starter where our muses have to kiss to maintain their cover.

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 - a starter where our muses are fake dating.

🤐 - a starter where our muses have to pretend they’re not dating.

🤯 - a starter where my muse recognises yours from a past life, but your muse does not remember them.

☠️ - a starter where my muse admits their true feelings for your muse after believing they’re about to die, but they survive. ( add + reverse for your muse to admit their feelings to mine )

🔪 - a starter where my muse kills to protect your muse. ( add + reverse for your muse to kill to protect mine )

💔 - a starter where my muse breaks your muse’s heart to save them. ( add + reverse for your muse to break my muse’s heart )

🌪️ - a starter where our muses are trapped together during a storm.

💰 - a starter where my muse has to seduce yours for information. ( add + reverse for your muse to try to seduce mine )

✋ - a starter where my muse traces your muse’s scars. ( add + reverse for your muse to trace my muse’s scars )

🫂 - a starter where my muse runs to embrace yours after winning a battle. ( add + reverse for your muse to embrace mine )

👗 - a starter where my muse helps yours get ready for a fancy event [ eg. fixing their tie, zipping their dress ] ( add + reverse for your muse to help mine get ready )

#;memes #long post

i-see-light-blog

Character Development Questions: Hard Mode

Does your character have siblings or family members in their age group? Which one are they closest with?

What is/was your character’s relationship with their mother like?

What is/was your character’s relationship with their father like?

Has your character ever witnessed something that fundamentally changed them? If so, does anyone else know?

On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets?

Does your character have recurring themes in their dreams?

Does your character have recurring themes in their nightmares?

Has your character ever fired a gun? If so, what was their first target?

Is your character’s current socioeconomic status different than it was when they were growing up?

Does your character feel more comfortable with more clothing, or with less clothing?

In what situation was your character the most afraid they’ve ever been?

In what situation was your character the most calm they’ve ever been?

Is your character bothered by the sight of blood? If so, in what way?

Does your character remember names or faces easier?

Is your character preoccupied with money or material possession? Why or why not?

Which does your character idealize most: happiness or success?

What was your character’s favorite toy as a child?

Is your character more likely to admire wisdom, or ambition in others?

What is your character’s biggest relationship flaw? Has this flaw destroyed relationships for them before?

In what ways does your character compare themselves to others? Do they do this for the sake of self-validation, or self-criticism?

If something tragic or negative happens to your character, do they believe they may have caused or deserved it, or are they quick to blame others?

What does your character like in other people?

What does your character dislike in other people?

How quick is your character to trust someone else?

How quick is your character to suspect someone else? Does this change if they are close with that person?

How does your character behave around children?

How does your character normally deal with confrontation?

How quick or slow is your character to resort to physical violence in a confrontation?

What did your character dream of being or doing as a child? Did that dream come true?

What does your character find repulsive or disgusting?

Describe a scenario in which your character feels most comfortable.

Describe a scenario in which your character feels most uncomfortable.

In the face of criticism, is your character defensive, self-deprecating, or willing to improve?

Is your character more likely to keep trying a solution/method that didn’t work the first time, or immediately move on to a different solution/method?

How does your character behave around people they like?

How does your character behave around people they dislike?

Is your character more concerned with defending their honor, or protecting their status?

Is your character more likely to remove a problem/threat, or remove themselves from a problem/threat?

Has your character ever been bitten by an animal? How were they affected (or unaffected)?

How does your character treat people in service jobs?

Does your character feel that they deserve to have what they want, whether it be material or abstract, or do they feel they must earn it first?

Has your character ever had a parental figure who was not related to them?

Has your character ever had a dependent figure who was not related to them?

How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it?

What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?

#;memes #long post

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