[inafever]

God created the universe in 6 days. Then she created Crowley who loved the universe and his little pet angel; whose love for Crowley was the messiest, silliest, most predictable thing on earth and it always made god smile.

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[teaboot]

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[mastergeckotattoo]

imagine being an angel and realizing the most beautiful thing in creation is sitting next to you complaining about nebulae

[8nin]

“would 14-year old you be proud of you?” listen, i’m not here to impress a mentally ill child

[shaneposting]

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[kandelyabr55]

[tsilvy]

aziraphale: you can't kill me! there will be paperwork!

the paperwork:

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[heyitzfaye]

Again with another Good omens sketch bcz I miss them already:<<

This time Aziracrow human au !👀

[tinyuglyworld]

Palestinians burning an Israeli flag in the Balata refugee camp, near Nablus. Photographed by Mohammed Ballas, 2000

[inafever]

Guys I just realized something really interesting! You know the day Go 3 was released may 13 is also equal to 25 Dhu l-Qa'da and in Islamic calendar, that day is the day that THE EARTH WAS SPREAD OUT!

Makes sense if it was intentional! Cause in Good Omens universe that is also the day that the earth was born anew!

[feefal]

Oyster mermaid~

[feefal]

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

[msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat]

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

[luimnigh]

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

[nipuni]

Smitten 😇

[fullmoonisle]

good omens | sappho, fragment 147 (translated by anne carson)