Unmitigated Brainrot Zone

23 • He/Him • yes it's a chumhandle

[redlobter]

He's five hundred years old. He's incurably silly. He's a fashion icon. He pushes people out of planes. His next ritual idea is 'something to do with space'. He fucks with people constantly. His name is Simon Fairchild, and he is the moment.

[rotsnovelization]

TALES OF THE JEDI Episode 5 ✶ Practice Makes Perfect

[theimaginauts]

COUNT DOOKU/ASAJJ VENTRESS

Art by AARON MCBRIDE

[galactic-rhea]

Quick Shmi drawing.

Do no separate her from her baby, please.

Got inspired from a painting of the virgin Mary and Jesus : )

[cupcake-hearts]

Unpopular opinion but I think Palpatine would treat the Coruscant Guard so well -

I know we all love the agast it brings to have them mistreated, but it's Palpatine. He's slimy, and cunning. I think he'd spoil them. Make them seem more important than the other Clones. Yeah the majority of the senators and many of the civilians treat them worse than droids, and they don't get to fight alongside their brothers, but all the more reason to keep these guys happy. Especially Fox, who canonically wants to kill things.

Palpatine wouldn't abuse them. He'd treat them like they were his best men... until he didn't need them anymore. That's how the Chancellor works.

[the-voidlingg]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "the black box" youll be deep inside your mind

Me: yeah fuck you and fuck your train. i dont feel shit.

1 hour later: dude I swear the walls are beginning to tear. No not the walls of the train those of our false and hollow reality.

my buddy Lyfrassir, pacing: The recordings are clear now. I can see everything.

[lukosei]

“You better not have heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise”

My insidious ass:

[festeringmoons]

Every mechanisms song:

*sad viola intro* jonny d’ville: once upon a time, there were two lesbians who were in love and also in space. But the spgovernment (space government) wanted to kill them, and so they were forced to flee.

jessica law (to the tune of old macdonald): oooh baby I love you. I’m so sorry the spgovernment wants to kill us because we committed genocide *drumbot brian starts banging out the tunes* [CHORUS]

jonny d’ville: you see, these two lovers had actually committed genocide.

literally any of the other band members: *slightly higher voice than usual* my dearest, I love you too. I’d do anything to protect you, even sacrifice my life for yours [CHORUS AGAIN]

*worst harmonica you’ve ever heard in your life*

[CHORUS ONE FINAL TIME] (it goes really hard even though it’s still to the tune of old macdonald)

*outro music* jonny d’ville: and then they both died. not even in each others’ arms or anything. yeah it was really depressing

and then it’s the best fucking song you’ve ever heard

[hotmothsummer]

Forrmynður

More under cut. Potential spoilers.

[inauspiciousvoyager]

[nightvaleofficial]

New Episode: Oh and One More Thing

I’m back out on these roads alright.

Listen here: https://www.nightvalepresents.com/aliceisntdead

[roguesones]

Count Dooku card artwork by Johnny Morrow for Star Wars Unlimited

[zombiehordez]

My favorite talking point from the Touhou is declining crowd is how there’s no ‘new fan works being made bro’ (which by the way there are, in fact far more still being made of Touhou than most other popular franchises). Basically they don’t see million dollar animated budget MADs appear as frequently anymore so they just assume Touhou is dying. It seems Touhou fans wanna pretend the state of their series is in the same boat as stuff like modern Star Wars or modern 40K is.

[springinsfeld]

star wars but it’s the snapcube sonic dub

[konan-supernova]

[beroyika]

Fascinating. You, however, failed to consider the fact that I am in possession of the one and only 24 karat cybernetic Kaleesh warlord.

[cheorriie]

A little guy,,,