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noise dept.
Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
The Bowery Presents
hello vonnie
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Doug Jones
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Sweet Seals For You, Always
tumblr dot com
One Nice Bug Per Day

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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taylor price
art blog(derogatory)
The Bright Sessions
EXPECTATIONS

Jimmy Eat World
KIROKAZE
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bites you bites you bites you bites y-
QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!
100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever
What Was Your Score?
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100%! (You're one smart cookie!)
the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive
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the productivity creatures
they're all gonna laugh at me
I painted one of my binders for my card collection and this is the result! I love the Prismatic Evolution series so much. I just wish it wasn't so expensive..
Progress photos underneath the cut!
What would happen if Kaufmo didn't interrupt Jax and Ribbit's talk?
Something dreadfully homosexual.
I don't need to explain myself
been on estrogen for a month. getting a tail bud. is that supposed to happen
of course not! That's usually a symptom of a dose being too low. Id recommend doubling or tripling it ASAP
well you would know more than me i trust your judgement
wings
Many dragons have the ability to change their shape, compressing themselves into a human shape for interacting with other humans, engaging in human society, infiltration, convenience, relationships, and whatnot. It’s remarkably effective, so much so that some might find themselves spending days or even weeks at a time in human form. Perhaps longer.
Of course, being human comes with its own set of challenges, and they can be… discouraging. Restrictive. Some are able to handle it better than others. Some… aren’t.
Some even forget, at times. Or they don’t fully forget, but now the prospect of being something else seems so out of reach that they can’t find it within themselves to change back.
Dragons are supremely powerful creatures, but even they need help sometimes. Reassurance, reminders, support, affection… to simply be seen as they are, and treated as such.
Don’t ever let a dragon forget what they are.
Important dragon information: though most dragons are carnivorous, they can still be safely given berries and other fruits as a treat. When your dragon looks at you with sad puppy eyes after she finishes her bowl of blackberries in under 10 seconds, you have to believe her that she wasn’t given enough and needs more. You wouldn’t make her sad by not giving her more blackberries, right?
HOW’S THAT HOUSE THAT RAISED YOU? - Lev St. Valentine
Grace flipping his shit, statement.
Bonus:
how it feels to be the only one not talking about using chatgpt at the family gathering
dragon who got the trans meaning of “egg” explained to her and she sort of extrapolated from there. yes those trans girls in her nest are her hatchlings and she’s so proud of them
turns your bug into a dragon
Scritch, scritch. Four fingers hook behind your ear, blunt square nails pressing gently into your hair.
Scritch, scritch. Back and forth, up and down, they rub and knead, a palm caressing your jaw as the affectionate gesture takes up more and more of your attention.
Scritch, scritch. It's been too long since you've been handled like this, shown such care and attention that most simply would not know how to appreciate.
Scritch, scritch. Instinct betrays your muddled thoughts, something like an attempt at a purr or a low rumbled grumble rolls in your throat, and a warm chuckle answers.
"I know, little drake. Doesn't that feel good?"
Scritch, scritch. A tingling heat blooms in your chest as the low, rolling sound moves down your throat, deeper with each gentle stroke.
Scritch, scritch. A finger brushes across a stiff nub, then circles it, and you can't help but lean even further into the warmth and loving contact, even as something - two somethings - press against your skull and then push outward, like branches of heat and solidity; or horns.
Scritch, scritch. Your face shifts, the texture against your skin changes, and you can nuzzle up against the arm of your attendant all the more completely, inch by inch drinking in the sensations of growth and newness. Your eyes have been closed, but tingling heat seeps through them nonetheless as well.
Scritch, scritch. Senses sharpen in languid surges, like tides of information new and yet so easily wrapped around yourself as though this awareness was something you missed, something once denied that was now finally coming back, rather than anything new at all.
Scritch, scritch. You can smell her, and yourself, so immediate and familiar, both brazen notes of gently floral perfume and the hints of something faint and heavy hidden underneath. You can feel her, blunt nails sliding smoothly over soft, fresh scales, like dozens of little disks or diamonds layered into your skin being gently tugged by the motion of her hand. You can hear her, cooing and crooning even as her clothes slide against each other like sheets of softness and her hand rubs the change deeper and deeper into you.
Scritch, scritch. Your eyes twitch open for a moment, and you can see her in all the colors of the universe and then some; the patterns in the skies above and behind her are dreamlike in their wondrous intricacy. A flick of a long, forked tongue brushes against her arm in a lazy, contented reflex, and you can taste her -- and the sheep who gave the wool of her sweater.
Scritch scritch. Heat bleeds into you, seeps through you, settles in your bones and your flesh and your blood and you cannot bring yourself to think of it as anything but a blessing. Even as the scales spread across your every surface. Even as your frame twists and shifts to reflect something found deeper than you dared show the world before. Your tail lashes behind you, first a nub and then a narrow limb and then something long and muscled and sheathed in strength. Your claws flex, hands no longer bare and now capped with blades you reflexively slide against each other, exulting in the sound of their honing.
Scritch, scritch. You fall into your attendant's embrace as the structure of your legs is utterly compromised, tail flexing behind you to keep balance even as the ministrations continue. It's not too hard to stay in contact; your neck is subtly longer than it used to be, your limbs know your balance better than you do. Your body is built to move like this. Your wings flare out before you realize you have them; like arms dressed in soft, pliable scales that twitch at every whispering breeze, itching to catch them and climb. You furl your wings back with a gentle grace, as though you were born to them from the start. They could never be anything other than yours.
Scritch, scritch. You could never be anything other than yourself in this moment. You loose a heavy, heated breath. And relax.
Scritch, scritch.
"Good dragoness. You're absolutely gorgeous like this."