INCORRECT NCT QUOTES.

For your entertainment pleasure. 😏

[g6dcult]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VALENTINE BOY 💗👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

A chart analysis of Jaehyun from NCT 127 in honor of his birthday.

[g6dcult]

NCT 127 ASTROLOGICAL Breakdown

[g6dcult]

NCT dream astrological breakdown done by yours truly. 💗 The compatibility section is completely based on sun/moon signs in friendships as opposed to relationships!

[inccrrectnct]

JAEMIN: You’re smiling, did something good happen?

RENJUN: I can’t just smile because I feel like it?

CHENLE: Haechan tripped and fell down the steps.

[inccrrectnct]

JOHNNY: I’ve realized that everything I’ve said in the this group chat about Mark was really mean and Mark man, if you’re reading this, I’m sorry. I didn’t think you could read.

[inccrrectnct]

JAEHYUN: Okay, let’s play rock, paper, scissors to find out whose paying for dinner.

TAEYONG: We can’t play that anymore. 

JAEHYUN: Why not?

JOHNNY: *slowly putting his rock on the ground* I have absolutely no clue. 

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MARK: *crawling back into the 127 dorms through the window*

TAEYONG: *clicks on the light and spins around in chair* You wanna tell me where you’ve been?

MARK: I-I was with Johnny.

JOHNNY: *turns around in the chair next to Taeyong* Nu-huh, wanna try that again?

[inccrrectnct]

TAEYONG: I warned you didn’t I?

HAECHAN: Yes.

TAEYONG: But you don’t listen do you?

HAECHAN: No.

TAEYONG: Do you ever listen?

HAECHAN: No.

TAEYONG: Are you listening now?

HAECHAN: No.

[saturndivine]

Venus in 8th house culture? Plz

1. intense in all aspects involving love

2. can easily bore in love

3. sometimes creates drama to feel something

4. sex MAGNETS

5. vulnerability does not come easily, this native will have to trust you with all their heart

6. the ones they love belong to them

7. “youre mine”

8. wholeheartedly will throw themselves to love of they feel theyve finally met the right person

9. passion heals you

10. very very charming & alluring

11. easily finds beauty in the ugly & taboo

[saturndivine]

Venus in 8th house culture? Plz

1. intense in all aspects involving love

2. can easily bore in love

3. sometimes creates drama to feel something

4. sex MAGNETS

5. vulnerability does not come easily, this native will have to trust you with all their heart

6. the ones they love belong to them

7. “youre mine”

8. wholeheartedly will throw themselves to love of they feel theyve finally met the right person

9. passion heals you

10. very very charming & alluring

11. easily finds beauty in the ugly & taboo

[baekonbaek]

nct 2020 yearparty

[kaen-ace-of-diamonds]

Gon: You're an awful person.

Illumi: Maybe. But I'm rich and pretty so it doesn't really matter.

[kira-hands-incorrectquotes]

Hisoka: sex is nice but have you tried killing someone brutally?

[meefy]

Is this how you shitpost

[shirakuhoe]

So... why do you guys wanna be hunters?

Gon: ✨ daddy issues ✨

Kurapica: [proceeds to be a dramatic bitch] The fire in my heart will not be extinct until i obtain revenge

Leorio: [money by cardi b starts playing in the background]

[leorios-knife]

Hisoka: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game

Gon and Killua, nodding: Knife Monopoly

Hisoka:

Hisoka: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife Monopoly is

[inccrrectnct]

JISUNG: I’ve never had a real friend before.

CHENLE: I’ll be your real friend!

JISUNG:

JISUNG: I’ve also never had a real boyfriend before..